Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?
Gentleman replied : If you had collected all that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?
Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?
Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.
[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]
Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health!
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