crazy friendship poem marathi

साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त

> "काय आयटम चाललीय बघ....जर कोणी म्हटले?"
> "तर लगेच म्हणणार : वहीनी आहे तुझी साल्या, दुसरीकडे बघ!"

> हजार पोरी बघून पण यांचे मन काही भरत नसतं.
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> "नडला कि फोडला" असे ह्यांचे ब्रीदवाक्य असतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> पास झाल्यावर पार्टीचे निमंत्रण त्यांना द्यायचं नसतं!
> निर्लज्ज असतात ते, त्यांनी ते आधीच ग्राह्य धरलं असतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> शाळेचा result असो या प्रेमाचा, ह्यांचाच धिंगाणा जास्त!
> तुमचे प्रेमप्रकरण अख्या कॉलेजमध्ये ह्यांच्यामुळेच गाजतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> प्रत्तेक दु:खात त्याचं तुम्हाला पाठबळ असतं!
> उन्हात उभे तुम्ही,तरी ह्यांच्याच पायाला भाजतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> शेवटच्या बेन्चवरच्या कमेंटला दाद देणे हे त्यांच्या हक्काचं काम असतं!
> Break-up नंतर "अशाच असतात रे पोरी......"हे ठरलेले वाक्य असतं,
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> प्रेमाचे नाही वाजले तरी मैत्रीच नाणं नक्की वाजतं,
> तोंडावर नाही केली स्तुती त्यांनी तरी,
> दुसर्यासमोर त्यांच्या तोंडून तुमचच नाव गाजतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> मित्रांनो,जीवाला जीव देणारे मित्र खूप नशिबाने भेटतात,
> खरे मित्र ओळखा आणि आयुष्यभर त्यांची मैत्री जपून ठेवा! 

very funny poem on friendship marathi hindi english, crazy poem for friends

Best friendship story marathi

Hey checkout this cool story of friends.

परीक्षेच्या RESULT नंतर:
जर चांगले गुण मिळून पास झाला तर…

शिक्षक: मी
शिकवलंय म्हणून
आई: सगळी देवाची कृपा
...बाबा: माझा मुलगा आहे, चांगले मार्क्स
मिळणारच
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर मारू


आणि...
जर नापास झाला
तर….
शिक्षक: क्लास मधे लक्ष देत नाही
आई: हे सगळं मोबाईलमुळे
झालंय
बाबा: तुझाच मुलगा आहे, लाडाने डोक्यावर बसवून
ठेवलंस
.
.
.
पण
.
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर
मारू
खरंच.... सगळे बदलतात पण मित्र नाही..... 

Friendship Day quotes sms messages - Happy Friendship Day 2010

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY TO ALL READERS OF JOKES ADDA.

Friendship Day is really special for me and I think for almost every one. Friendship day is approaching and I think today is right time for new post on my blog. Lets celebrate the relation of 'friendship' - its really very special. Friendship Day is dedicated to friends and friendship.

Here are some nice Friendship day quotes for you.

“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
Quote by: Elbert Hubard
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“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
Quote by: Walter Winchell
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 “A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
Quote by: Unknown

Here are some nice Friendship day sms for you. 

1. "If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see?.
It's U.
True friends are hard to find so I kept u."

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2."If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!"

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3."Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my message doesn't reach you,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget you,
I just giving you time to miss me!"

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4."True friends will not have any reason for their friendship.
So it can never be broken when they don't find that reason.

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5."A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad."

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funny stupid quotes questions jokes sms facts messages mistake quiz

Hmmmmm,, I have posted lots of things to make people laugh, but I am thinking to write something about stupid things in life which makes people more laugh than some bakwas ghisepite jokes. I am not sure how much success I will get by doing this stupidity... bet lets start ( because I belive Try and fail, but don't fail to try)....Is it stupid quote..?? ha ha Good StARt.

Start with the BeST stupid quote

“if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

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Stupid quotes from my dear boss

Quote from a recent meeting -> Boss : "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".

Quote from the Boss : "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

Again my boss said : "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired"

Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.

Thats it now. aur kuch bolega to likh dunga. you can also post in comments.

This is not end of post stupid Picture abhi baki hai mere dost. ( sorry who dont no hindi)

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Here are some stupid questions and answer session ... ha ha ha

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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friendship sms hindi english marathi

Friendship / poems / kavita / sms marathi - hindi - english

Are you looking for messages / SMS / Poems for your lovely friends. Go through my collection and try to find a lovely message for your dearest friend.

What would life be with out friends like thee
I'll tell you, like no longer being free.
Imagine what life would be so sad and blue
To go through life without that special you.
And I know we live so far away
Through the internet we are like castaways
Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray
For some day I hope we can meet
To hug and laugh and dance to the beat
I know this would be a treat
For now this is all I see
Is my good friend here with me
Just think what life would be
Without friends like thee

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If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you.
True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

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Dastak di kisi ne

kaha khushiya laya hoon

Inbox chota na pad jaye

itniduaein laya hoon

Naam haimera SMS

Good Morning/Good Day/Good Night

kehne aaya hoon

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"If you ask me for how long
will i be your friend?
then my answer will be
"i don't know".
b'coz i really don't know which is longer
forever or always..... "

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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

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