inspirational good morning messages

“We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.”

                                                             Good Morning…

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Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,

 

Every problem comes to make us or break us,

 

Choice is our whether we become victim or victor..!!

 

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Truth is like oil in water. 

 

No matter how much water you add.. 

 

Oil always floats on the top.

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Smartness of a person can be judged by the way a person answers unexpected questions

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cigarette smoking facebook status messages very funny

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Life is like a cigarette. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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serious facebook status quotes messages

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Speak Only When You Feel Your Words Are Better Than Silence!

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Always remember success should'nt go to ur head n failure to ur heart

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Actions speak louder den w0rds.........

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"Life Is A Question, Nobody Can Answer It.."

And

"Death Is An Answer, Nobody Can Question It.."

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IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .

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Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for u, but life living for someone who lives only for u.....

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you have enemies? its good if teh answer is yes..it means you have atleast stood up for something in life ;-)

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Once in my life, I met someone whom I loved and cared for. I gave everything, I fought for her. But one thing I forgot to do is to ask if she wanted me to..............:(:(:(

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Funny facebook status quotes messages

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Dad joined facebook...
Kid's status update:- "Dad on fb.. WTF!!!! .
Dad commented 'what is WTF'????????????????
Kid replied 'Welcome To Facebook'

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Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D

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Life is like a cigratte. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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dont you find it funny that after monday(m) and tuesday(t), the rest of the week says wtf?

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Those who like me, raise your hands!!
n those who don't like me, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!! B-)

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a deadline in a deadline; doesn't matter even if you are dead

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Here is a modern definition of Love:

love is like a bird
u hold tightly it dies
u hold lightly it flies
...u hold it nicely,it shits on ur hands

so forget love

just flirt

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... So waste your time and have time of your life:)

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Bf-i can do anythng 4u.
Gf-Will u die 4 me?
Bf- yes..
Gf-Will u delete ur facebook a\c 4 me?
Bf- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..:-)

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Some One Asked Me

"Howz Ur Life ?"

I Smiled :) And Answered :

"She Is Fine "

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SILENCE

Is d best Answer

for all questions

SMILE

...Is d best Reaction

in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In

any EXAM, REVIEW & INTERVIEW.....

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Every problem in life has two kinds of solutions.......

bhaag lo (run away)

bhaag lo (participate in it)

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I am proud of ma heart....its broken,hurt,played with....but somehow it still works.......♥

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SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

very nice quotes and status messages for gtalk n yahoo messengers

Are you looking for some nice status messages and gtalk quotes. Here is a collection of some nice messages. If you want to add your messages then please post it in comments.

Quality is never an accident,
it is always the result of an intelligent effort, &
there should be a will to produce superior things

90 people get Swine Flu and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask AND 20 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom

Here are some more good quotes for your gtalk and yahoo messenger. enjoy

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.

I do not know which makes a man more conservative— to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Don't keep anything for special occasions, bcoz every day u live is a special occasion.

A happy man is happy not because everything is right in his life !
He is happy because he does all things in his life right !!

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel when u miss them.

Go and set the funny gtalk status messages from this collecction.
Have fun...

tips for peace of mind peaceful life best of luck

Talk slowly, But think QUICK....

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.


TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.


THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.


FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.




FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.


SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.



SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight..


EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams.. People who
don't have dreams don't have much.


NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.


TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.


ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.


TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly..


THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"


FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.


FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.


SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.


EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.


NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.


TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.


TWENTY ONE..
Spend some time alone.

funny stupid quotes questions jokes sms facts messages mistake quiz

Hmmmmm,, I have posted lots of things to make people laugh, but I am thinking to write something about stupid things in life which makes people more laugh than some bakwas ghisepite jokes. I am not sure how much success I will get by doing this stupidity... bet lets start ( because I belive Try and fail, but don't fail to try)....Is it stupid quote..?? ha ha Good StARt.

Start with the BeST stupid quote

“if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

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Stupid quotes from my dear boss

Quote from a recent meeting -> Boss : "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".

Quote from the Boss : "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

Again my boss said : "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired"

Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.

Thats it now. aur kuch bolega to likh dunga. you can also post in comments.

This is not end of post stupid Picture abhi baki hai mere dost. ( sorry who dont no hindi)

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Here are some stupid questions and answer session ... ha ha ha

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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great love quotes messages and sms

jhakaas love quotes here


1 - Live to relax!

2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!

3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!

4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!

5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!

6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!

7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!

8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!

9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!

10 - Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

dont take it seriousely

gtalk yahoo messenger status messages quotes

Never Breaks four things in your life - Trust, Promise, Relation, & Heart Because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot...


Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.


life is like a book : what matters is how good it is, not how long it is..


TherE are hundreds of languaGes in the woRld, BUt a SMile SPeaks them all.... KeeP SmiliNg


The reply you get depends on the question you ask.


Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself


"People are made to be Loved

& Things are made to be Used".

The confusion in the World is

"People are being Used

& Things are being Loved".

'Crazy world'



A man asked God,
"I Want Peace"
God replied,
"Remove 'I',
that is EGO..,
Remove 'Want'..,
that is DESIRE..,
and 'Peace' will be
automatically YOURS.....




Always ask GOD to Give you what you DESERVE & not what you DESIRE.
Your
DESIRES may be FEW but you DESERVES a lot.


A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the oportunity in every difficulty


Smile at each other, smile at your wife,
smile at your husband, smile at your children,
smile at each other--it doesn't matter who it is--
and that will help you to grow up in greater love
for each other.


Sometimes we let affection,
go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love
go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell
our feelings,
Especially towards those
we love the best.

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope

that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever

is of little faith is also of little


Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.


Love knows no reasons,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but doesn't mind.

Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,
sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,
always found with no regrets, forever valued
and kept treasured.


Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation. ...
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.


It is the things in common
that make relationships enjoyable,
but it is the little differences
that make them interesting.


My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by

someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost

anything in the world.


The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but

wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon

our honesty for its survival.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness
A tender look which becomes a habit.

Mistakes are embracing when they happen
but years later,
you have a collection of mistakes,
called Experience,
which leads you to Success!

Be bold when you lose
and Be calm when you win.
Your Life is a fingerprint
that cannot be duplicated.
so make the Best impression with it

wonderful pease message

A man asked God,
"I Want Peace"
God replied,
"Remove 'I',
that is EGO..,
Remove 'Want'..,
that is DESIRE..,
and 'Peace' will be
automatically YOURS.....

Have a Peaceful weekend...!!

Good Night Sweet Dreams message

Hello
Dear friend

Never think hard about past,
it brings tears,
Don't think more about future,
it bring fears.
Live dis moment wid a smile,
it brings cheers.
Have a great weekend
God Bless u
Take care
Good Night
Sweet Dreams

We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived

Really Good One………………

"To make money we loose our health and then to restore our health we loose money.

We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived"

good morning message

Helloo

Dear friend...

good morning...


"People are made to be Loved

& Things are made to be Used".

The confusion in the World is

"People are being Used

& Things are being Loved".

'Crazy world'

My best wishes to you forever.....

Good morning wish / message for your friends n family n loved one

Good morning wish / message for your friends n family n loved one..enjoy
Hello,
wake up dear friend,,,,,,


Every morning u have two choices!

Continue your sleep with Dreaming.

Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!
Good Morning
Morning is God’s way of saying 1 more time…
Go, live life, make a difference, touch one’s heart,
encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul
&
enjoy the day

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.

HAVE NICE DAY:)

Important Facts of Life good thought on life

Important Facts of Life

Health is the first of life

Wealth is the next of life


Character's courage is the best of life

Respect is must in life

Turning is the test of life

God's blessing is the crest of life

Love is crucial for life

Happiness is the perfume of life

Truth is the search of life

Death is the rest of life.

LOVE dies IN EGO good lesson for lovely life

Hey all check out this post . It is really a very nice story (Love & Ego) for every one. Just dont ignore it, it can be a wonderful lesson to make your life full of love and happiness.

'Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime. Sometimes a moment is a lifetime.'


Once upon a time there was an island

where all the feelings lived

One day there was a storm in the sea

and the island was about to get drowned.
Every feeling was scared but Love

made a boat

to escape .
Every feeling boarded the boat..

Only 1 feeling was left.
Love got down to see who it was...
It was EGO.
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also.
the water was rising..

Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was
made to love.

At last all the feelings escape and Love dies with ego on the island...

Love Dies because of EGO!

So, Kill Ego And Save Love.....

One Message to all jokes-adda readers:-

'Argument wins the situations but loses the person. So when argue with your loved ones, remember that situations is never more important than your loved ones.....'

life ke funde - husband wife quotes and funnay messages

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And
the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
goo

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\


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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

friendship sms hindi english marathi

Friendship / poems / kavita / sms marathi - hindi - english

Are you looking for messages / SMS / Poems for your lovely friends. Go through my collection and try to find a lovely message for your dearest friend.

What would life be with out friends like thee
I'll tell you, like no longer being free.
Imagine what life would be so sad and blue
To go through life without that special you.
And I know we live so far away
Through the internet we are like castaways
Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray
For some day I hope we can meet
To hug and laugh and dance to the beat
I know this would be a treat
For now this is all I see
Is my good friend here with me
Just think what life would be
Without friends like thee

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If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you.
True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

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Dastak di kisi ne

kaha khushiya laya hoon

Inbox chota na pad jaye

itniduaein laya hoon

Naam haimera SMS

Good Morning/Good Day/Good Night

kehne aaya hoon

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"If you ask me for how long
will i be your friend?
then my answer will be
"i don't know".
b'coz i really don't know which is longer
forever or always..... "

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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

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26 Things in a Perfect Guy

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he’s being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn’t
normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can’t.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.