funny comments ra.one movie review

Ra.One Ko Honewali Bimari?
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Hagg.One
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Ra-one aata bhikari zhalay
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aani phirtoy bichara one one
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Tell me what's better...???
Rs. 200 for Ra.One....????
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Rs. 5/- for Bar One...????
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ra.one cha awadta hero konta..... .?
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LAGAAN cha bhu.one...
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sometime superheros needs BODYGUARD :P :P :P.......... After Super flop Film Ra.One.... Salman Said to Shaharukh..... "Muzape 1 Ehsaan Karna... Ke aisi Bakwass film Dobara mat Banana..."
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अतिशय महापांचट
Ra.One चा आवडता प्रदेश कोणता?????
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Mal.One (मालवण)........
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Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...!
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Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.

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Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release

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Salman to SRK after watchin...g Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
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Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
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Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!

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Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRKbolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
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Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
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As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
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Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one!
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Bollywood movie name n computer ki duniya

Take a look at this list to find funny terms in computer and there relationship with our bollywood movies. Names of some bollywood movies are so funny....


1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan andChhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar

12) Server -Godfather

13) Proxy Server - Padosan

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi

21) Mouse - Janwar

22) Hard Disk partition - Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24) Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi.
26) NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani.
27) Indian Programmers - Jawab Hum denge.
28) Contractor - Bakra Kisto pe.
29) Employee on Probation - Paying Guest.
30)Employee who works Sincerely -Dil Se.
31) Employee who is ready to Leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.
32) Employee for more than 3 yrs in the company - Amar Prem.
33) Employee who signs a Bond -Band

If the Titanic was made in India

It looks funny when we imagine about some famous hollywood movie is made in India. If the Titanic was made in India ......

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course
singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,
but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least


7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for .....