funny love poem computer style hindi quotes

Hey hey check out this lovely funny poems(in Hindi) for aashik jo pyar main pagal ho rahe hain but in computer style main.

अभी अभी तो प्यार का PC किया है चालु
अपने दिल के Hard Disk पे और कितनी Files डालु

अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ

वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है

रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो

तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में तेरे बाप का Virus आ जाता है

और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार


आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये

आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं

आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File

जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा

लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनली हैं
प्रोब्लम है कि बस वो Read Only हैं

funny stupid quotes questions jokes sms facts messages mistake quiz

Hmmmmm,, I have posted lots of things to make people laugh, but I am thinking to write something about stupid things in life which makes people more laugh than some bakwas ghisepite jokes. I am not sure how much success I will get by doing this stupidity... bet lets start ( because I belive Try and fail, but don't fail to try)....Is it stupid quote..?? ha ha Good StARt.

Start with the BeST stupid quote

“if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

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Stupid quotes from my dear boss

Quote from a recent meeting -> Boss : "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".

Quote from the Boss : "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

Again my boss said : "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired"

Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.

Thats it now. aur kuch bolega to likh dunga. you can also post in comments.

This is not end of post stupid Picture abhi baki hai mere dost. ( sorry who dont no hindi)

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Here are some stupid questions and answer session ... ha ha ha

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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funny party quotes in english love marriages n more

Here is a collection of some funny quotes

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote ur name on the sand ...............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart..............
I got a HEART ATTACK



LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire...... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best



Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?



I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot


Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !


The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love


SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir......


Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide

"Love like it's never going to hurt, work like you don't need the money and dance like noone is watching."

"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable are everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable."

husband wife jokes n funny quotes sms messages

Heya just checkout these funny husband wife quotes n messages. have fun... 
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पत्नी: मैं मायके जा रही हूँ! तुम्हे तलाक का नोटिस भेज दूंगी!
पति: जा! जा! मीठी-मीठी बातें करके मुझे खुश करने की कोशिश मत करो!

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शादी के बाद पति पत्नी से!
पति: चलो प्यार करे?
पत्नी: नहीं!
पति: क्यों?
पत्नी: मैंने अपनी माँ से वादा किया है शादी के बाद सारे बुरे काम छोड़ दूंगी!

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पत्नी (रसोई से निकलते हुए): सुनिए, आजकल मैं बहुत खुबसूरत होती जा रही हूँ!
पति: तुमने कैसे जाना?
पत्नी: देखो न, आजकल मेरी सुन्दरता देखकर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है!

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

()()()( (((( Different creative ways  when husband describe there wifes. ))))))

I see your face, when I am dreaming.

That's why I always, wake up screaming. 

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go to hell." 

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything that you're not. 

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you because I was pissed. 

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I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother. 

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I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face. 

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes 

Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way? 

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hey all for fun only...so have fun we dont have tax on laughing at least... 

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE only for fun

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
 ( Unmarried People Must Read This....! )


Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.


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Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.


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Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!


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Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


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Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.


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Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


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Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


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Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.


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Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.


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Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


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Bonus Commandment ( Story )

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.


The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"


SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!

Inspirational Quotes very nice - love your parents

Inspirational Quotes 


God could not be everywhere and therefore he made Mothers.

All mothers are working mothers.

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. 

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.

If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.

An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. 

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. 

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. 

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.


A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. 

Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother. 

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. 

As is the mother, so is her daughter. 

Men are what their mothers made them. 

We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves. 

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. 

The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. 

Best of luck all

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