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SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

Silicon Valley of Maharashtra - 18 things about pune

1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years
2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia.
3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.
4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore - 208, Hyderabad - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra
5. Pune has 35 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.
6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.
7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.
8. Pune university has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.
9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e.Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians,10% Tamilians, 14% Telugues, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans(Koregaon Park),5% Africans,2%Bangalis and 6% a mixture of all races.
10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay.
11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India.
12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.
13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris
15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.
16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.
17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).
18. Pune is the only city in India where there are seven Universities.

height of revenge - Animals trying to take revenge from humans

Think - When animals will try to take revenge from humans.
Cant imagine?? Just take a look at these images. its so funnyyy...

Hmm birds planning for it



Zebra crossing



Human bank



And finally a revenge of a mouse



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