new funny sms for time pass

Dr: Do exercise daily for gud health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.

Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

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Husband & Wife - Why

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax ."

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‎4 a boy its easier 2 pick up a 40kg girl...

But 4 d same boy its difficult 2 pick up a 14kg gas cylinder...

Dedication wid interest matters!!!

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SMS for drink and drivers

A serious warning to all my friends.. "Drinking&Driving"is extremely dangerous we know ... but Friday evening while driving, I took my arm out of the window to indicate that I am turning right, someone took my beer.!!!! Rascals!!!.

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sardar rocks again

Teacher:- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne

Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya
...Kisne Tha?
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Sardar:- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne..

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SMS for flirts

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
.........Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U've been trained
now go and flirt

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funny timepass stuff good to send sms

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this post

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.

5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my post

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.

funny sardar jokes pics and images

Fresh new santa banta jokes full time pass.

Here are some fresh new santa banta jokes. I know every one is tired of reading same and very old jokes every where. So here are some fresh and new jokes for you. you can also put your jokes in comments I will publish them... Enjoy.



Fresh new Santa Banta joke

Santa and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Santa shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go N sit back. I will drive auto.........

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Funny Santa in school

Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple.
Santa:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple..

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Funny Banta in school

Teacher: Tell Ur Dad`s Fullname In English.
Banta: Its Mr.FLIE GO
Teacher: R U Tryng 2 B Funny?
Banta: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA

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Funny sardar on phone

I am Deleting Ur No. 4m My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied..
So Good Bye!
Santa Send This Msg 2 Customer Care.

Funny Bose D K Bhag IT style - computer fun

Checkout Bose D K Bhagggg in funny IT style. Its really very funny, every software engineer must read it. 

Manager mujh se bola,

Ye company hai meri,

Recruitment teri,

Galti hai meri,

Analyst ki shakal mein,

Beta tu to nikla PHANKIBAAJ BAAJ....

BHAAG Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

Aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

Project Lead bola,

kal MEETING hai meri,

kaam kar le tu poora,

JIMMEDARI hai teri,

WEEKEND pe jab bulaya, toh mere Piche lag gayi aisi AAG AAG.. BHAAG

Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

Aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose dk bhaag

Team Lead ne muh khola,

10 baje CALL teri,

Tab tak complete kar le,

Jo REPORT hai meri,

Ab aisi condition mein, mere mann me jaage ek hi yeh KHAYAAL KHAYAAL.. BHAAG

Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

bhaag bhaag DK Bose dk bhaag

Director ne bola,

Ki Appraisal hui teri,

INCREMENT jab poochha,

Toh lag gayire meri,

INFLATION hai 15 percent aur INCREMENT hai bus sirf PAAANCH PAANCH.. BHAAG

Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

bhaag bhaag DK Bose dk bhaag.

cigarette smoking facebook status messages very funny

Hey guys r u searching for some nice smoking quotes to put on your facebook, gchat status messages? Checkout some funny cigarette smoking quotes here on jokes adda. I hope you all enjoy them, put your quotes and suggestions in my post comments. I will surely publish them.

Life is like a cigarette. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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