sample leave applications n latters funny

All following quotes are for fun only.

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places ..
1.An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave.

2. From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3.Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4."As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."

5.Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6.An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8.Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9.Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".