In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he  was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. 
The lion thought its prayers were  answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo  management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. 
  The lion was so  happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two  every day and a US  Green Card also. On its first day after arrival,the lion was offered a  big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. 
  The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it  contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too  much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently  shifted from India . 
  The next day the  same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas  was delivered. 
The lion was so furious, it  stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the  lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what  nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?' 
  The delivery boy  politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. Did  you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! 
  Moral  of Story : Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!! !! 
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Very Good story for almost everyone in India - love your country
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