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In today's post you can find all famous christmas quotes and sayings, and of course some funny quotations also.

Famous Christmas quotes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Burton Hillis

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
Helen Keller


Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
Dale Evans Rogers

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale


Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Larry Wilde


Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~Mary Ellen Chase


I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~Charles Dickens


There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~W.J. Cameron


I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles Dickens


Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas


Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. ~Kate L. Bosher


For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home. ~W.J. Ronald Tucker


Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away.
~Eva Logue


Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round. ~Jessica Archmint


At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year
~Thomas Tusser


The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. ~John Andrew Holmes


May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
~Author Unknown


Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Author Unknown


I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
~Author Unknown


Oh! lovely voices of the sky
Which hymned the Saviour's birth,
Are ye not singing still on high,
Ye that sang, "Peace on earth"?
~Felicia Hemans

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interesting quotes for life


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very nice collection of quotes on life, life sayings and life proverbs. Your number one source for inspiration and wisdom from the wise.


In school, you're taught the lesson and then you're given the test. In life, you're given the test and then the lesson.- Anonymous

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast, you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. - Eddie Cantor

The most important thing is to enjoy life and be happy. That's all that matters. – Audrey Hepburn

Every day, it's important to ask and answer these questions: "What's good in my life?" and "What needs to be done?" - Nathaniel Branden


Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. - Kathleen Norris

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller


Live life to the fullest for tomorrow may never come. - Anonymous


Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin


I trust life not because I trust the world, but because I trust the God who lives in my heart. - Marianne Williamson


Life is a rhythm between day and night, summer and winter. It is a continuous rhythm. Never stop anywhere! Be moving! - Osho


Never dull your shine for somebody else. - Tyra Banks


Never forget that one great simple idea can change everything! - Nicole


Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine


One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching. - Anonymous


For everything you lose, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


You must start thinking you are becoming the person you choose to be. - David Viscott


We need quiet time to examine our life openly and honestly, spending quiet time alone gives your mind an opportunity to renew itself and create order. - Susan Taylor


A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon


Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire


Listen to your heart. Even though it's on the left side, it's always right. - Anonymous


As long as one keeps searching, the answers come. - Joan Baez


Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. - Mother Teresa


Doing your best is more important than being the best. - Anonymous


Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb


The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. - G. K. Chesterton

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"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling.
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time, we're here and we can still dance....."

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SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS


Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

Silicon Valley of Maharashtra - 18 things about pune

1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years
2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia.
3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.
4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore - 208, Hyderabad - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra
5. Pune has 35 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.
6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.
7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.
8. Pune university has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.
9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e.Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians,10% Tamilians, 14% Telugues, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans(Koregaon Park),5% Africans,2%Bangalis and 6% a mixture of all races.
10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay.
11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India.
12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.
13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris
15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.
16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.
17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).
18. Pune is the only city in India where there are seven Universities.

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