marathi poem on girls - kavita mulinsathi

समजून सगळे
नासमज बनतात मुली
चांगल्या चांगल्या मुलांना
वेडयात काढतात या मुली

अनोलखी पुरुषाला
दादा - भैय्या म्हणतात या मुली ,
पण आपल्याच वडलान्ना
काका का म्हणतात या मुली ,


बोलायला गेलो तर
लाइन मारतोय म्हणतात या मुली,
मग नाहीच बोललो की
शाइन मारतोय का म्हणतात या मुली?

मुद्द्याच बोलण थोड़च असत
तरी चिव चिव चिव चिव खुप करतात या मुली,
जेव्हा खरज बोलण्याची गरज असते ....
तेव्हा नजर खाली करून रुमाल का ख़राब करतात या मुली ?

पावसात भिजायच तर असत
तरी चिखल पाहून नाक का मुरडतात मुली ?
थंडी गुलाबीच चांगली अस म्हणतात!!!
मग 2-4 स्वेटर घालून सुद्धा कुडकुडतात का या मुली ??

वाचून ही कविता
चान्ग्ल्याच भडकतिल या मुली !!!!

Great Philosophy of Life - Must read

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.

A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took them to catch it.

"Not very long." they answered in unison.

"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

We have a full life."

The tourist interrupted,

"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?"

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting, " answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire,
live in a tiny village near the coast,
sleep late, play with your children,
catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife
and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.


And the moral of this story is:

Know where you're going in life....
you may already be there.

 

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pradeep kashikar in Indias Got Talent - MARATHI RAPPER - must watch

Hey all marathi friends checkout this cool video of pradeep kashikar
the first ever marathi rap performer on stage of Indias Got Talent.
checkout the lyrics also at bottom.



मला ऐकू येतं ते असं : ते ना म्हणा ते काय म्हणतात त्याला ते भाऊ म्हणतात मला सांगून ठेवतो तुम्हा हे भाऊ नावाचा मला आला खूप काव येता जाता लोक मला म्हणत्यात, भाऊ भाऊ भाऊ ते ना म्हणा ते काय म्हणतात त्याला ते

भाऊ म्हणतात मला सांगून ठेवतो तुम्हा हे भाऊ नावाचा मला आला खूप काव येता जाता लोक मला म्हणत्यात, भाऊ भाऊ भाऊ भाऊ माझं नाव कोल्हापूर माझं गाव नाही कुठला गुंड मित्र मला म्हणत्यात भाऊ भावानं ऐकूण घ्यायचं सगळं माझं बोलणं खुपच

pradeep kashikar we all proud of you. You are the best.

valentine poem in marathi - कसला आलाय व्हॅलेंटाईन

 Hey all check out this cool poem in marathi for valentine day.

कसला आलाय व्हॅलेंटाईन

रोजचं शेड्यूल ट्वेल्व्ह टु नाइन, कसला आलाय व्हॅलेंटाईन,

बापाच्या पैशाची मैत्रिणीला वाईन, कसला आलाय व्हॅलेंटाईन

पिक्चरला जाव तर मरणाची लाईन, कसला आलाय व्हॅलेंटाईन

विदाऊट लायसेन्स ड्राईव्हला गेलो,तिथे पडला शंभरचा फाईन,

कसला आलाय व्हॅलेंटाईन

very nice marathi poem on life - A MUST READ

Hey all checkout this wonderful poem in marathi.


सिगारॆट शिलगावताना ,
आई , वडिलांनी लावलॆली अगरबत्ती आठव ;

दुसऱ्यावर काठी उगारताना ,
शिक्षकांनी हातावर मारलॆली पट्टी आठव ;

दारुचा घॊट घॆताना ,
ऒंजळीत घ्यायचास तॆ तीर्थ आठव ;

दुसऱ्याला अर्वाच्य शिव्या दॆताना ,
तुझ्या बालपणीच्या बॊबड्या बॊलातील अर्थ आठव ;

इतरांचॆ परिश्रम मातीत मिळविताना ,
तुझ्या बाबतीत हॆच झाल्यावर हॊणारा त्रास आठव ;

आग लावून जाळपॊळ करताना ,
तुझ्या अंगणातल्या मातीचा सुवास आठव ;

पॊलिसांचॆ फटकॆ खाताना ,
तुझी पहीली चूक आठव ;

दुसऱ्याच्या पॊटावर पाय दॆताना ,
तुला कडाडून लागलॆली भूक आठव ;

स्त्रीच्या अंगावर हात टाकताना ,
तुला राखीपौर्णिमॆला न चुकता यॆणारी राखी आठव ;

घरॆ अन वाहनॆ जाळताना ,
तुझी पहीलीवहीली सायकल ' दुचाकी ' आठव ;

हफ्तॆ गॊळा करताना,
घरच्यांनी तुझ्यासाठी गाळलॆला घाम आठव ;

गुन्हॆगारांच्या यादीतला फॊटॊ पाहून ,
मित्रमैत्रिणींनी ठॆवलॆलं तुझं विशॆषनाम ( टॊपणनाव ) आठव ;

दगडफॆकीला दगड उचलताना ,
पाण्यात टाकलॆला खडा आठव ;

दंगली करुन दॆश बर्बाद करताना ,
तॊ स्वतंत्र करायला दिलॆला लढा आठव ;

Unnecessary advice is injurious to health

Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came  & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?


Gentleman replied : If you had collected all that money  instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.


Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

Gentleman:-No.

Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.
 

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.


[Smoker's  Name - Vijay Mallya]

Moral of the Story  : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
!

Chanakya's Quotes about life - very true

Chanakya's Quotes - Worth reading a million times…

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"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are victimized first."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC)

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"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"The biggest guru-mantra is:
Never share your secrets with anybody. !
It will destroy you."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and
Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction...”

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC) ]

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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"Books are as useful to a stupid person  as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

 
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."

 
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

 

santabanta funny pictures


cool pensil art very beautiful work

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software professional wedding invitation card sample

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Best friendship story marathi

Hey checkout this cool story of friends.

परीक्षेच्या RESULT नंतर:
जर चांगले गुण मिळून पास झाला तर…

शिक्षक: मी
शिकवलंय म्हणून
आई: सगळी देवाची कृपा
...बाबा: माझा मुलगा आहे, चांगले मार्क्स
मिळणारच
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर मारू


आणि...
जर नापास झाला
तर….
शिक्षक: क्लास मधे लक्ष देत नाही
आई: हे सगळं मोबाईलमुळे
झालंय
बाबा: तुझाच मुलगा आहे, लाडाने डोक्यावर बसवून
ठेवलंस
.
.
.
पण
.
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर
मारू
खरंच.... सगळे बदलतात पण मित्र नाही..... 

Funny IT project development process

Check check out this cool image of funny side of working on It based projects.

Download rupee font - Rupee Foradian

Download Indian Rupee font from this link -> http://www.4shared.com/file/0oRFRNN1/download-Rupee-font.html

Steps for using Indian Rupee font:
 
1.      “Paste”/”Save as” the downloaded font file in “C:\WINDOWS\Fonts” path
2.      Refresh and ensure it appears into the above folder
3.      To use word/excel/outlook : Punch the key left to numeric 1 button (the one below ESC or above TAB)…marked with `and change font to “Rupee Foradian”

Enjoy

BEst quotes of life- Attitude is what life is all about...

1. SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.



2. EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED THE
TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS
WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE " LIVE FOR OTHERS
" .



3. THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE
IT.. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS " BECAUSE IT TEACHES
YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING
.


4. LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR
FACE ........ IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND
YOUR BACK .



5. IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS. IF
AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS. GREAT
THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .



6. WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A
WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE , BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN
TO FEEL IT ..



7. A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T SHINE BY JUST SHAKING HANDS
AT THE BEST OF TIMES. BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING FIRMLY
IN CRITICAL SITUATIONS.



8. HEATED GOLD BECOMES ORNAMENTS. BETTED COPPER BECOMES WIRES.
DEPLETED STONE BECOMES STATUE. SO, THE MORE PAIN YOU GET IN
YOUR LIFE THE MORE VALUABLE YOU BECOME.

9. NEVER EXPECT THINGS TO HAPPEN. STRUGGLE AND MAKE THEM HAPPEN.



9. WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT....... ....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON .

Friendship Day quotes sms messages - Happy Friendship Day 2010

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY TO ALL READERS OF JOKES ADDA.

Friendship Day is really special for me and I think for almost every one. Friendship day is approaching and I think today is right time for new post on my blog. Lets celebrate the relation of 'friendship' - its really very special. Friendship Day is dedicated to friends and friendship.

Here are some nice Friendship day quotes for you.

“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
Quote by: Elbert Hubard
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“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
Quote by: Walter Winchell
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 “A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
Quote by: Unknown

Here are some nice Friendship day sms for you. 

1. "If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see?.
It's U.
True friends are hard to find so I kept u."

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2."If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!"

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3."Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my message doesn't reach you,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget you,
I just giving you time to miss me!"

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4."True friends will not have any reason for their friendship.
So it can never be broken when they don't find that reason.

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5."A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad."

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wonderful example of (Unethical) financial management indeed

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner.  When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.


I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

A wonderful example of (Unethical) financial management indeed!!

Very Good story for almost everyone in India - love your country

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

 
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival,the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
 
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .
 
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

 
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!
 
Moral of Story : Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!! !!

Effect of petrol/Fuel Price Hike

Watch out for the baby in bucket... 



               The after effect of Fuel Price Hike

Hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho - funny

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!


Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan


Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu launga


Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: Pota




Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho...!!!!!!......
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short one liners funny quotes sayings

Enjoy short one liner funny quotes

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

marathi rain poem for kids - पाउस आला



पाउस आला की मजाच मजा असते. कधी कधी तर आईनी परवानगी दिली तर थोडा वेळ भिजता पण येत. ह्या कवितेत एक छोटासा बालक पावसाच वर्णन करत आहे अणि छत्रिशी गप्पा मारत आहे.



छत्रीबाई छत्रीबाई

पाउस आला

काळ्या छपरा खाली

घेतेस का मला?

टप टप टप

थेंब बघ वाजतात

काळ्या छपरावर

थुई थुई नाचतात

थुई थुई कारंजे

थड थड उडे

ढगातला पाउस

खाली पडे!

Star Aderoid - 21st June, look as large as the sun from naked eye


Share this with your friends,as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.


Two Suns on 21thJune 2010



21st June - the Whole World is waiting for.............

Star Aderoid will be the brightest in the sky, starting 10 June. It will look as large as the sun from naked eye. This will culminate on 21stjune when the star comes within 34.65M miles of the earth. Be sure to watch the sky on june. 21 at 12:30 pm. It will look like the earth has 2 suns.!!


The next time Aderoid may come this close is in 228721st June - the Whole World is waiting for.............

Star Aderoid will be the brightest in the sky, starting 10 June. It will look as large as the sun from naked eye. This will culminate on 21stjune when the star comes within 34.65M miles of the earth. Be sure to watch the sky on june. 21 at 12:30 pm. It will look like the earth has 2 suns.!!


The next time Aderoid may come this close is in 2287

We live in a Nation - Incredible India

· where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police,

· Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 11.5%,

· Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,

· Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,

· Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,

· Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,

· Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

· Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhon se kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."

munnabhai Tappori programmer poem - software engineer kavita

Here is a fresh new funny poem for SOFTWARE PROGRAMMERS.
Title : Tappori s/w Engg SONG

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...


saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...



copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!



fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?



are kaiko ?



arre kaiko re?



fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila.....



ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!



saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ......



computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!



din bhar appun computer ke aagge...



koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...



Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya ...!!!



ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!



(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)



fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...



form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!



lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya ......!!!



par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ....!!!



appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par

appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...?



saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...



par appun ek aansu nahi roya...



kaiko royega...?



kaiko..?



saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!



agale din se phir wohi life chalu...



wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!



training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...



haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...



(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)



fir ...?



fir kya...?



fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!!



shaappak...



saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya .......



computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!

preyasi prem marathi kavita poem - best poem

Checkout this lovely poem for PREYASI / Girlfriend in MARATHI

ती........
तिने कित्ती सुंदर दिसावं..
जसं गुलाबाचं फूल उमलावं..
कोणाच्याही नजरेत भरावं..
तासन तास पाहत रहावं..!!!!

तिने कित्ती गोड बोलावं..
ऐकणाऱ्याने विरघळून जावं..
हरवूनच जावं ..
सोबत तिच्या..!!!!

तिने कित्ती साधं रहावं ..
त्यातही रूप तिचं खुलावं..
कोणीही फिदा व्हाव ..
अदांवर तिच्या..!!!!

तिचं उदास होणं..
कसं हृदयाला भिडावं..
कोणालाही वाईट वाटावं..
अश्रूंनी तिच्या..!!!!

तिचं हसणं ..
कोणालाही सुखवावं..
कोणीही घसरून पडावं..
गालावरल्या खळीत तिच्या..!!!!

तिच्या नजरेने मलाच शोधावं..
अचानक नजरेने नजरेला भिडावं ..
मग तिने लगेच दुसरीकडे पहावं..
लाजेने चूर चूर व्हावं..!!!!

ती समोर असताना ...
मी सारं काही विसरावं..
तिने इश्य करत लाजावं..
मी 'आये हाये' करत घायाळ व्हावं ..!!!!

तिने फक्त माझंच रहावं..
मीही फक्त तिच्यासाठीच जगावं..
साथ देऊ जन्मोजन्मी ..
विरहाचं दुख कधीही न यावं..
कधीही न अनुभवावं..!!!!

google aarti prayer om jai google hare

Hey alllll, specially coders / it professionals programmers, checkout this cool prayer ( aarti in marathi ) for god of It professionals. YyeeeeS its Google.


Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmer’s ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran seach engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI ————- JAI

What Ratan Tata did for the Mumbai victims.... a every Indian should know


Ratan Tata is the chairman of Indian Hotels who own the Taj Mahal Hotel Mumbai, which was the target of the terrorists last year .

Hotel President a 5 star property also belongs to Indian Hotels.
The following is really touching.
What Ratan Tata did for the Mumbai victims.... Don't miss!!!!!!
SALUTE TO
SHRI RATAN TATA


A. The Tata Gesture


  1. All category of employees including those who had completed even 1 day as casuals were treated on duty during the time the hotel was closed.
  1. Relief and assistance to all those who were injured and killed
  1. The relief and assistance was extended to all those who died at the railway station, surroundings including the “Pav- Bha ji” vendor and the pan shop owners.
  1. During the time the hotel was closed, the salaries were sent by money order.
  1. A psychiatric cell was established in collaboration with Tata Institute of Social Sciences to counsel those who needed such help.
  1. The thoughts and anxieties going on people’s mind was constantly tracked and where needed psychological help provided.
  1. Employee outreach centers were opened where all help, food, water, sanitation, first aid and counseling was provided. 1600 employees were covered by this facility.
  1. Every employee was assigned to one mentor and it was that person’s responsibility to act as a “single window” clearance for any help that the person required.
  1. Ratan Tata personally visited the families of all the 80 employees who in some manner – either through injury or getting killed – were affected.
  1. The dependents of the employees were flown from outside Mumbai to Mumbai and taken care off in terms of ensuring mental assurance and peace. They were all accommodated in Hotel President for 3 weeks.
  1. Ratan Tata himself asked the families and dependents – as to what they wanted him to do.
  1. In a record time of 20 days, a new trust was created by the Tatas for the purpose of relief of employees.
  1. Whatg is unique is that even the other people, the railway employees, the police staff, the pedestrians who had nothing to do with Tatas were covered by compensation. Each one of them was provided subsistence allowance of Rs. 10K per month for all these people for 6 months.
  1. A 4 year old granddaughter of a vendor got 4 bullets in her and only one was removed in the Government hospital. She was taken to Bombay hospital and several lacs were spent by the Tatas on her to fully recover her.
  1. New hand carts were provided to several vendors who lost their carts.
  1. Tata will take responsibility of life education of 46 children of the victims of the terror.
  1. This was the most trying period in the life of the organisation. Senior managers including Ratan Tata were visiting funeral to funeral over the 3 days that were most horrible.
  1. The settlement for every deceased member ranged from Rs. 36 to 85 lacs [One lakh rupees tranlates to approx 2200 US $ ] in addition to the following benefits:
a. Full last salary for life for the family and dependents;
b. Complete responsibility of education of children and dependents – anywhere in the world.
c. Full Medical facility for the whole family and dependents for rest of their life.
d. All loans and advances were waived off – irrespective of the amount.
e. Counselor for life for each person
B. Epilogue

  1. How was such passion created among the employees? How and why did they behave the way they did?
  1. The organisation is clear that it is not something that someone can take credit for. It is not some training and development that created such behaviour. If someone suggests that – everyone laughs

  1. It has to do with the DNA of the organisation, with the way Tata culture exists and above all with the situation that prevailed that time. The organisation has always been telling that customers and guests are #1 priority
  1. The hotel business was started by Jamshedji Tata when he was insulted in one of the British hotels and not allowed to stay there.

  1. He created several institutions which later became icons of progress, culture and modernity. IISc is one such institute. He was told by the rulers that time that he can acquire land for IISc to the extent he could fence the same. He could afford fencing only 400 acres.
  1. When the HR function hesitatingly made a very rich proposal to Ratan – he said – do you think we are doing enough?
  1. The whole approach was that the organisation would spend several hundred crore in re-building the property – why not spend equally on the employees who gave their life?

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