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Majha avadta kida Gogalgaay marathi nibandh

Checkout this funny marathi essay (nibandh) on Gogalgaay - snail

Majha avadta kida - Gogalgaay

Gogalgaay madhe google ani gaay donhi naste but mahiti nahi tila gogalgaay ka mhantat..
Google computer var kahitari khup fast aste (ase teacher ne sangitle hote) Ani gaay jaminivar medium fast.
But gogalgaay khup slow..

Ti jatana khali chikkat fevicol sodte mhanun tichi body chipakate ani ticha speed slow hoto..

majhi ajji pan khup slow chalte pan ti fevicol sodat nahi.

Gaay dudh dete pan gogalgay fevicol dete.. Gogalgaay la English madhe snail mhantat..

Amchya class chya SNEHAL la me snail asa chidavle.. Tine majhi teacher la complaint keli.. Mhanun mala muli avdat nahi..

Muli khup chalu astat asa dada mhanto.. Dada nehmi mobile la chipaklela asto asa aai mhante..

Gogalgaay chya pathivar shankh chipaklela asto.. Ti roj shankhat zopte (me kadhi kadhi shaalet zopto)..

Shankha faar sundar aste.. Tya mule gogalgaay masta diste.. PONDS powder lavlyalar me pan masta disto..

Gogalgaay mala khup avadte.

Intelligent Student funny sms shayari

Checkout answers of smart students. super lol one.

Examiner- ye kon sa bird hai is ki tang dekh kar batao?
Student-mujhe nahin pata sir.
Examiner-tum fail ho gaye, apna name batao?
Student-le meri tang dekh kar bata.
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Question by Intelligent Student

If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..??

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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Exams Life

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le k parhenge dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhae light gai.
11pm- Ae Khuda! Bus pass kara de...
12pm- kal se pakka parhenge...

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Be A Programmer

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..."
And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class"); Getch( ); } Be A Programmer ... Think Differently _______________________________________________________________ Shayari of students

Kehdo un padhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi padha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chod dia kertay thay

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funny timepass stuff good to send sms

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this post

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.

5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my post

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.

Fresh new santa banta jokes full time pass.

Here are some fresh new santa banta jokes. I know every one is tired of reading same and very old jokes every where. So here are some fresh and new jokes for you. you can also put your jokes in comments I will publish them... Enjoy.



Fresh new Santa Banta joke

Santa and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Santa shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go N sit back. I will drive auto.........

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Funny Santa in school

Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple.
Santa:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple..

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Funny Banta in school

Teacher: Tell Ur Dad`s Fullname In English.
Banta: Its Mr.FLIE GO
Teacher: R U Tryng 2 B Funny?
Banta: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA

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Funny sardar on phone

I am Deleting Ur No. 4m My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied..
So Good Bye!
Santa Send This Msg 2 Customer Care.

first rain poem wishes sms quotes english hindi marathi

All are waiting for monsoon , don't really no when is going to start but just take a look at this cool Marathi, Hindi & English  kavita/poem for pahila paus ( First RAIN ). Enjoy....monsoon 2011..

First rain poem
 
First rain reminds me of the rising summer  dust,

The rain doesn't remember the rain of yesteryear!
A year is a trained beast with no memories.
Soon you will again wear your harnesses,
Beautiful and embroidered, to hold
Sheer stockings: you
Mare and harnesser in one body.

The white panic of soft flesh
In the panic of a sudden vision
Of ancient saints

 - by Yehuda Amichai
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Morning Rain message
A slight rain comes, bathed in dawn light.
I hear it among treetop leaves before mist
Arrives. Soon it sprinkles the soil and,
Windblown, follows clouds away. Deepened

Colors grace thatch homes for a moment.
Flocks and herds of things wild glisten
Faintly. Then the scent of musk opens across
Half a mountain -- and lingers on past noon.
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पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा

पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा
पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा
एकच काम करायचं...
हातातली कामं टाकुन देउन
पावसात जाऊन भिजायचं!

आपल्या अंगावर झेलून घ्यायच्या
कोसळणार्‍या धारा
श्वासांमध्ये भरून घ्यायचा
सळाळणारा वारा.....
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First rain quotes and wishes

Blue is song,Yellow is music,Green is beauty,Red is love,White is peace,Pink is joy.May all these colours fall on u with dis rain…

Funny rain SMS
Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye,ye hawa ye mausam sirf apkeliye,6 mahine bit gaye apko nahaye huwe -june-mainye barish sirf apke liye
Bundo se bana hua chota sa samandarLehro se bhigti choti si bastiChalo dhundhe barish me dosti ki yaden Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki kashti…happy MONSOON

Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Pray To Love To Care To Share To Enjoy & To Thank Allah For All His Blessings We Recive.. Wish U Happy Rainy Season.


The rain may cover the sun but we know that the sun never forgets to shine, just like you, I may not often see you But you always shine in my prays.

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daru dost quotes - Dost Nahi badalte

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa : Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa : Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:

Maa : Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa :Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PAR:

Maa : Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa : Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.


LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa : Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa : Mard ban.
Dost : Chal Daaru Peete hain.

Appraisal kam hua:

Maa: chalo agle saal acha hoga

Papa: Koi dusri naukri doondh lo, isse kuch nahi hoga

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain !!!!!........

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte... :D

Presentation Skills - nice story must read

Women Friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

 Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.

cricket fever - Couple Silent in Bed

Wife Thinks :

Why is he not talking to me?

Is he thinking of another woman?

Does he like some one else?

Is he seeing someone?

Don't I appeal to him anymore?

Are wrinkles showing on my face?

Is he trying to dump me?

Is he now finding me ugly?

Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

Does my make up repel him these days?

Is he upset with my nagging?

WHY IS HE UPSET?

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Saala Dhoni ne last over Nehra ko kyun diya?

funny one liners saying proverbs

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.

A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. (Chinese proverb)

A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I. One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44.." The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts."

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir John A. MacDonald)

A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.

A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago.

A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals.

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing".

A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table!

Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish." Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold," ........ At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you called God, Harold? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name."

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles)

A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything.

A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them.

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.

Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. (Harvey Mackay)

A drop of ink may make a million think.

A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them." The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"

Adversity doesnt build character, it reveals it.

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and keep away from children.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. (Erica Jong)

A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. (Elbert Hubbard)

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.

A fall will always make a wise man wiser. (ancient Chinese)

A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve. The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs. She asked what he was doing. He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife."

A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?"

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. (C.S. Lewis)

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A five year old boy was sitting down to eat when his mother asked him to pray for his meal. He replied, "Mom we don't have to. We prayed over this last night." His mother had prepared leftovers from the day before.

A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail."

A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the flea "let us fly" said the fly" let us flee" so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road. On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him. "Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked. "No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only."

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too," wheezed a second. "And somehow, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember 'em too," said the third. Hearing just about enough from his buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the foursome at 87-years-old, piped up and said, "Oh my friends, just be thankful we're still on THIS side of the grass!"

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!"

A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow.

A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room.

A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln)

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.

After months of training and you finally understand all of a program's commands, a revised version of the program arrives with an all-new command structure. (Thoreau's First Theory of Adaptation)

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine."

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

Side Effects Of Alcohol very funny

Side Effects Of Alcohol - A Warning Message ... Last 1 is ultimate

1. Symptom: When u feel Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring theDrink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

निबंध :- माझा आवडता पक्षी : कोंबडी

मला सगळेच प्राणी आवडतात. प्राणी खुप चविष्ट लागतात.
कोंबडी विशेषतः अधिक चविष्ट असल्याने माझा आवडता पक्षी आहे.

कोंबडीपासुन वेगवेगळे पदार्थ बनवता येतात. मला ते बनवता येत नाहीत पण खाता येतात.

कोंबडी शाकाहारी असते. त्यामुळे मला तिचा आदर वाटतो. गांधीजी सुध्धा शाकाहारी होते म्हणुन मला त्यांचा सुध्धा आदर वाटतो.

कोंबडीला ताप येतो. ताप आल्यावर माणसे पाणी उकळवून पितात. पण ताप आलेली कोंबडी चांगली उकळवून न घेता खाल्ली तर तो ताप माणसाला होऊन त्याच्यामुळे होणारा ताप कायमचा जाऊ शकतो. याच तापाला "बर्ड फ्यु" का असेच काहीतरी नाव इंग्रजी नाव आहे. मला गणित व इंग्रजी येत नसल्याने मला शाळेत खुप ताप होतो.

कोंबडीला दगड मारल्यावर ती पकाक असा आवाज काढते. मला तो खूप आवडतो. नाना पाटेकरचा पक पक पकाक असा सिनेमा आहे. भरत जाधवचा पण जत्रा नावाचा कोंबडीवर सिनेमा आहे. तो मात्र अतिशय वाईट होता. सिनेमा बघणे वाईट असते असे मोठी माणसे सांगतात पण मला सिनेमा पाहणे आवडते.

पुर्वीचे लोक कोंबड्या चोरत त्यांना कोंबडीचोर म्हनत. चोरी करणे चूक आहे. चोरी केल्यावर आजकाल जेलमध्ये टाकतात. पुर्वी जेलमध्ये जाणे वाईट मानत व लोक त्यांचा तिरस्कार करत पण आज जेलमध्ये जाणार्‍याला लोक नेता म्हणुन निवडून देउन "लोकसभा" नावाच्या ठिकाणी पाठवतात. तिथे गेल्याने माणुस खुप श्रिमंत होतो असे माझे बाबा सांगतात.

कोंबदी अंडे देते. ते बहूपयोगी आहे. "आओ सिखाउ तुम्हे अण्डे का फण्डा" या गाण्यात त्याचे वर्णन आहे. त्या गण्यात मोनीका बेदी आहे. तिला जेलमध्ये अंडी देत होते.

अंडे संडे या मंडे खाल्ले पाहीजे. मंडेला काही लोकांचा उपास असतो. नेल्सन मंडेला यांचा उपास असतो का हे मला माहित नाही. असो....

कोंबडीचा बळी देतात. बळी देणे वाईट प्रथा आहे असे परवा गुरूजी कोंबडीवडे खाताना सांगत होते. गुरूजींना जाड भींगाचा चष्मा आहे. वाह्यात मुले त्याना कोंबडी पकड असे म्हणतात. कोंबदीला पळत जाऊन पकडने माणसाला हुशार बनवते.

पुर्वी कोंबडा आरवायचा. कोंबडी झोपुन असायची. आजकाल मोबाईल आरवतो.

निबंध :- माझा आवडता प्राणी : गाढव

तसे मला सगळेच प्राणी आवडतात पण लांबुनच बघायला ते ठिक वाटतात. पण या सर्व प्राण्यांमध्ये "गाढव " हा माझा सर्वात आवडता प्राणी आहे.

गाढवाला २ डोळे, २ कान, ४ पाय व १ शेपूट असते. त्याच्या अंगावर काहि वेळा पट्टे मारलेले दिसतात. त्यावेळी ते मला झेब्र्यासारखे वाटते. आपण रस्ता नेहमी झेब्रा क्रोसिंग वरुनच क्रोस करवा. झेब्रा हा प्राणी प्रामुख्याने जंगलात आढळतो. पण आजकाल जंगल आढळत नाही. त्यामुळे झेब्रा कुठे असतो ते मला माहित नाही. कमल हसन च्या "हिदुस्थानी" नावाच्या सिनेमामध्ये खुप सरे झेब्रे दाखवले होते त्यामुळे सिनेमावाले झेब्रे पाळत असल्याची मला शक्यता वाटते.पण सलमान खान नावाचा नट हरणांच्या शिकारीबरोबरच झेब्र्याची सुध्धा शिकार करत असल्याची शक्यता असल्याने सध्या सिनेमात झेब्रे दाखवत नाहित. मला "किंगकॉग" नावाचा अस्वलाचा सिनेमा आवडतो.

ईसापनितीमध्ये गाढवाच्या खुप गोष्टी आहेत. माझी आज्जी मला रोज झोपताना गोष्टी सांगते. पण ईसापनितीमध्ये गाढवाला नेहमीच बावळट म्हणुन दाखविले आहे, हे चुकिचे आहे. त्यामध्ये सांगितल्या प्रमाणे गाढवाला पदार्थांची चव कळत नाही. पण मला गोड पदार्थांची चव खुप आवडते. माझे "बाबा" व "शाळेचे गुरूजी" पण मला नेहमी "गाढव आहेस" असे म्हणतात. त्यांच्यापेक्षा माझी आई माझा खुप लाड करते, म्हणुन ती मला खुप आवडते. ती मला गोड्-गोड पदार्थ खायला देते.
गाढवाचे प्रमुख वैशिष्ट्य म्हणजे ते खुप लाथा मारते. "WWF" नावाच्या खेळात "BATISTA" नावाचा प्राणी सुध्धा खुप लाथा मारतो पण तो गाढव नसुन रेडा आहे. माझा दादा म्हणतो त्या खेळातिल सर्व काही खोटे असते त्यामुळे मला तोच गाढव असल्याची शंका येते. मी त्याला असे म्हटल्यावर त्याने मला गाढवासारख्या लाथा मारल्या.पण मला "WWF" पहायला खुप आवडते. अजुन १ गोष्ट म्हणजे गाढव रात्री खुप जोरात "ढोंच्यु .... ढोंच्यु" असे ओरडत बसते त्यामुळे माझी झोप मोड होते. मला तो आवज चांगला काढता येतो पण तो काढल्यावर माझी आई माझ्या कानाखाली आवज काढते. त्यामुळे कधिकधी मला खुप रडु येते.
माझे बाबा म्हणतात की "गाढवाच्या मागे व साहेबाच्या पुढे कधी उभे राहु नये" साहेब व गाढव यांच्यातिल संबंध मला काहि कळला नाही. कदाचित ते पण लाथा मारत असावेत. तसा माझा साहेब सुध्धा गाढवच आहे. म्हणुन मी त्यांच्या पुढे ऊभे न राहता शेजारी ऊभे राहतो.

गाढव शक्यतो रस्त्यावर राहते. भारतात रस्त्यावर भिकारी पण राहतात. काहि दिवसांपुर्वी भिकार्‍यांवर "ट्राफिक सिग्नल " नावाचा सिनेमा आला होता. तो मला मुळीच आवडला नाही. खुप घाण सिनेमा होता. आपल्याकडे " आडला हरि गाढवाचे प्पय धरी " अशी १ म्हण आहे. पण तो पुढचे धरतो का मागचे ते मला माहित नाही. अजुन १ गोष्ट म्हणजे त्या म्हणीतिल "हरि" मी नसुन दुसरा कोनी तरी आहे. तो कोण आहे हे मला माहीत नाही.


"गाढवीच्या" अशी एक शिवी सुध्धा आहे. मला अजुन खुप शिव्या येतात पण माझे बाबा मला शिव्या दिल्यावर मारतात. पण एकंदरित शिवीगाळ चांगली नव्हे त्यामुळे मार बसतो. माझी ताई सकाळी पाणी "गाळ" आहे असे ओरडत होती, मी तिला गाढव म्हणतो.

ABCD Technology kids funny song

We all in our childhood have studied the ABCD book containing pictures to make a child understand better.  The next generation ACBD book will contain the following examples.


A for Apple

B for Bluetooth

C for Chatting

D for Download

E for Email

F for Facebook

G for Google

H for HTML

I for Iphone

J for Java

K for Kingston

L for Laptop

M for Message

N for Nero

O for Orkut

P for Picasa

Q for Quicktime

R for Ram

S for server

T for Twitter

U for USB

V for Vista

W for WiFi

X for XP

Y for Youtube

Z for Zorpia


Technology will be more common in near future.

abcd song for kids funny

Check this funny style of ABCD song for kids.

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo aaple..........

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very funny weird pictures

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funny story - parking spot

John was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

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