doggy making funny stunts

Check this road side doggy making awesome stunts, I am wondering which dog food this doggy is having every daily. :) AAJ KUCH TUFANI KARTE HAI. :)

Rajinikanth funny images - funny tree with all fruits

Checkout this cool Rajnikant's tree, which has all fruits.

What is Self Appraisal, beautiful story must read.

A BEAUTIFUL STORY

*A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a
store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have
someone to cut my lawn."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the
person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting
my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the
floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman : No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive
spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at
the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was
talking to!" *

*
** This is called

"Self Appraisal"*

Fathers Day special wishes 17 June 2012

Dear Jokes-adda readers आज "जागतिक फादर्स डे" आहे, today 17th June 2012 is Fathers day, so here are some nice quotes and messages for your father.


तो बाप असतो............
तो बाप असतो
चांगल्या शाळेमध्ये
पोरांना टाकायची धडपड करतो
donation साठी उधार आणतो,
वेळ पडली तर हातापाया पडतो
......................तो बाप असतो

कॉलेज मध्ये सोबत जातो,होस्टेल शोधतो
स्वतः फाट्क बनियन घालून
तुम्हाला jeans ची pant घेऊन देतो
...........................तो बाप असतो

स्वतः टपरा mobile वापरून,तुमहाला stylish mobile घेऊन देतो
तुमच्या prepaid चे पैसे स्वतःच भरतो
तुमचा आवाज ऐकण्यासाठी तरसतो
.......................तो बाप असतो

love marriage करायला कोणी निघाल तर
खूप चिडतो
"सगळ नीट पाहिलं का?" म्हणून खूप ओरडतो
"बाबा तुम्हाला काही समजत का? "अस ऐकल्यावर खूप रडतो
................तो बाप असतो

जाताना पोरगी सासरी,धायमोकळून रडतो
माझ्या चिऊला नीट ठेवा
असे हात जोडून सांगतो
..............तो बाप असतो.

वडिलावर खूप कमी कविता असतात म्हणून
कविता लाईक करून शेयर पण
करा.............आणि वडिलांचे प्रेम जगाला कळूद्या



is your boss smarter than you? check it out?


> Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
>
> Employee : That's easy, 49.
>
> Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
>
> Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
>
> Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
>
> Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
>
> Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
>
> Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

> Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
>
> Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
>
> Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
>
> Employee : Er....I guess she drowned?
>
> Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. You may leave now.

>
> Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne thaan li hai waat lagane ki to lagaa ke hi manega.

most inspirational words and stories

Check these lines , very touching.

Hame jaldi hai,.... bohot jaldi hai, 
Chai ne thodesi jheeb jaladi to kya hua? Nasta dupaher main kar lenge.

Har subaha alarm clock ko pare pauna kar kar..., Tiffin ke dibbo main dil bandhkar.. ghar se nikal bhagte hai, jaise kal hi exam khatam hue, aur nukkad pe sonu bhai sahab ne cricket khelne ke liye bulaya ho.

Hame jaldi hai.. kyo ke hamare pas sapne hai kilo ke hisab se, aur samay atthanni bhar nahi.

Ye sach aur sapno ke bich ka rasta hai na, ise maine thodee karib se dekha hai, thoda atpata, thoda anjana jarur lagta hai, par ye hath ki wo lakir hai jo uljhi galiyo se nikalkar ek haseen mukam pe hame pochha sakti hai.

Bas jarurat hai in sapno ko thodese raftar ki, fir dekhna ye sach aur sapno ke faslo ko hum kaise tay karte hai, jald se jald.

Sach kar denge sapne.

Aaj kuch tufani karte hai - very FunnY

AAj kuch tufani karne ka irada hai kya?

first rain sms messages poems in hindi english

Lets start the fun with Rajni anna :)
बारिश हुई और भीग गए हम
वाह वाह!
बारिश हुई और भीग गए हम
वाह वाह!
आगे क्या हुआ??? रजनीकांत ने फूंक मारी और सूख गए हम!!!


Cool poem for girlfriend
‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ ,
‘ , ‘HAPPY, ‘ , ‘ , ‘ ‘
‘, ‘ ,’RAINY,’ , ‘ , ‘
,’ , ‘ , ‘,DAY,’ ,’,’ ,
, ‘ , ‘ ‘,’ , ‘ , ‘, ,’,’
ENJOY WEATHER
Mosam b hy suhana
Barish b ho rhi hy
Bs ek kami hy jaan Ki
Teri yad aa rhi hy
Matti ki sondhi khushboo
Patton sy behta pani
Hr cheez keh rhi hy
Teri yad a rahi hy
Rim jim barasti barish
ye tip tip krta pani
Ye shor keh raha hy
Teri yad a rahi hy
Teri yaad arahi hai.::: > : @

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D


cool sms for girl friend
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

funny cat picture in king style

Check out this funny cat , sitting like a king :)

SHARE











 
 
 

Funnn Feed

Party funny jokes

Party funny jokes