Unnecessary advice is injurious to health

Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came  & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?


Gentleman replied : If you had collected all that money  instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.


Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

Gentleman:-No.

Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.
 

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.


[Smoker's  Name - Vijay Mallya]

Moral of the Story  : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
!

Chanakya's Quotes about life - very true

Chanakya's Quotes - Worth reading a million times…

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"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are victimized first."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC)

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"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"The biggest guru-mantra is:
Never share your secrets with anybody. !
It will destroy you."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and
Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction...”

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC) ]

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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"Books are as useful to a stupid person  as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

 
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."

 
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

 

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परीक्षेच्या RESULT नंतर:
जर चांगले गुण मिळून पास झाला तर…

शिक्षक: मी
शिकवलंय म्हणून
आई: सगळी देवाची कृपा
...बाबा: माझा मुलगा आहे, चांगले मार्क्स
मिळणारच
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर मारू


आणि...
जर नापास झाला
तर….
शिक्षक: क्लास मधे लक्ष देत नाही
आई: हे सगळं मोबाईलमुळे
झालंय
बाबा: तुझाच मुलगा आहे, लाडाने डोक्यावर बसवून
ठेवलंस
.
.
.
पण
.
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर
मारू
खरंच.... सगळे बदलतात पण मित्र नाही..... 

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BEst quotes of life- Attitude is what life is all about...

1. SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.



2. EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED THE
TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS
WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE " LIVE FOR OTHERS
" .



3. THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE
IT.. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS " BECAUSE IT TEACHES
YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING
.


4. LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR
FACE ........ IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND
YOUR BACK .



5. IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS. IF
AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS. GREAT
THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .



6. WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A
WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE , BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN
TO FEEL IT ..



7. A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T SHINE BY JUST SHAKING HANDS
AT THE BEST OF TIMES. BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING FIRMLY
IN CRITICAL SITUATIONS.



8. HEATED GOLD BECOMES ORNAMENTS. BETTED COPPER BECOMES WIRES.
DEPLETED STONE BECOMES STATUE. SO, THE MORE PAIN YOU GET IN
YOUR LIFE THE MORE VALUABLE YOU BECOME.

9. NEVER EXPECT THINGS TO HAPPEN. STRUGGLE AND MAKE THEM HAPPEN.



9. WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT....... ....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON .

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