IT joke of the day - ONLY GOD understand us

Check out this funny joke , most of people working in IT field will love it.

ONLY GOD understand us.........:))

Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the.

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai....

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai....

3rd : Maine IT MEIN JOB KI HAI.... ......




God : aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja......... Tera forwarded mails, follow-ups, bench pe 2years, night shifts, PM se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, pick-up drop ka lafda , Ladki na milne ki frustrations, client meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc…. mere ko senti kar diya yaar…..aja jaldi andar aja…..

good republic day quotes sms messages poems

Be patriotic! Send some good republic day sms and republic day text messages to your friends on this republic day 2011. Happy Republic day 2011. If you have good Republic day sms and republic day text messages, please submit it here in comments. 

 आज भगत, बोस, आझाद को याद करले,
के इन इटों से ये देश बना है ॥
दिखाइ है राह बापू और बाबा ने,
पर राह पे कोहरा घना है ॥
टाटा, भाभा ने किया है उजाला थोडा,
...आ उसकी पनाह लेले ॥
ले नाम किसी भी उपरवाले का तू,
दिल मे हिंदोस्ता लिये मंझिल को पा ले॥
कई अनजान मौते भी थी रास्तेपर,
पर तूझे डरना नही है ॥
तू लायेगा वो सवेरा,
इस रात का अंत वरना नही है ॥
 
tairna hain to samunder main tairon, nalon main tairne me kya rakha hain..pyar karna hain to vatan se karon, bewajah deewangi main kya rakha hain..marna hain to vatan ke liye maron,yuhi kisi bewaff ke liye jaan dene main kya rakha hain..happy republic day ,JAI HIND 
Lets remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be a part of india."Happy Republic Day" 
Aao Desh ka samman kare
shahido ki shahidat kare
Ek bar fir rastra ki kaman
hum Hindustani apne haaton me dhare
Aao swantrata diwas ka samaan kare.
Azad bharat k nikamo
kal agar dipawali ya new year hota to aaj sms ki line laga dete
Ab kam band karo aur sabko msg karo
happy republic day Chak de India
Freedom in Mind
Faith in Words
Pride in our Heart
Memories in our Souls
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY

 India leads in corruption
And rich make all plunderation
We reach upto great height
Where the innocents have 2 fight
The sensible r made ash
While the devilz play with cash.

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religions,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major Festivals
1 Country!
Be Proud To Be An Indian!...
Great Republic...
Happy Republic Day !!


Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today.
Don't forget the effort,
make it movement of mass !!


How long should one sleep on a National Holiday?
Isn't these many Years enough?
We don't look forward to 26th Jan as Republic day. But only as day, we could sleep till late.
Get up India. Rise and Shine !



 

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funny story - parking spot

John was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

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Lohri Messages Lohri wishes SMS

Today is Lohri day (2011 on January 13th, Thursday).
Lohri, is celebrated every year on 13th of January. It is a festival to worship fire. Lohri Festival is celebrated with great pomp in North India. At this time Earth starts moving towards the sun marking the auspicious period of Uttarayan. First Lohri is very important for the newly wed and the new born babies as it marks fertility. At night, people gather around the bonfire and throw til, puffed rice & popcorns into the flames of the bonfire. Prayers are offered to the bonfire seeking abundance & prosperity. People make merry by dancing & singing traditional folk songs.



Lots of more information about lohri : lohrifestival.org

ONE BEDROOM FLAT - Nice story Must Read

WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN ENGINEER...... A Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true.

Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India.

My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.

I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting shorter I was forced to select one candidate.
In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA, after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA.

My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing.
After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.

Every year I decide to go to India But part work part monetary conditions prevented it... Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children.

After couple more years passed away, much to my children dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down. I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA ...
My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India ... My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.

Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA ... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India ...... I had just enough money to buy a decent
02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.
Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode.

Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this?

My father, even after staying in India,

Had a house to his name and I too have the same nothing more.

I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.. This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me.

Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them.

But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer..........!!!

START THINKING
IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???
LIFE IS BEYOND THIS DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE START LIVING IT...
LIVE IT AS YOU WANT IT TO BE






"Experience is what you get , When you don't get what you want..."

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Funny sleeping Quote & Funny Sayings

checkout Funny sleeping Quote That Will Make You Laugh and Smile


Early to bed and early to
rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon.LOL

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Why did the blonde put make up on her forehead?
To help make up her mind!

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Take care of your loved ones like this

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.




Dear Bubba:

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.



Love, Dad



A few days later, he received a letter from his son.



Dear Dad:

For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba



At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love, Bubba

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