tips for filling petrol and diesel save fuel tips

I haven't verified this but logically it seems correct.


Some tips for filling petrol and diesel: -

1. Only buy or fill up your car or bike during early morning, when the ground temperature is still cold.
Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks underground. . The colder the ground, the more dense the fuel.When it gets warmer, petrol expands. So, buying in the afternoon or in the evening, your liter is not exactly a liter.In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature play an important role. 1 degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.

2.When you are filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to a fast mode.
If you look you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages; low, middle and high. In slow mode you should be pumping on low speed,
Thereby minimizing the vapors that are created while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapor return. If you are pumping on the fast
rate, some of the liquid that goes into your tank becomes vapor. Those vapors are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank
so you're getting less worth for your money.

3.One of the most important tips is to fill up when your tank is HALF FULL.
The reason for this is, the more fuel you have in you tank, the less air occupying its empty space. Petrol evaporates faster than you can
imagine. Petroleum storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between petrol and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the
evaporation. Unlike Service Stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated so that every liter is actually
the exact amount.

4. If there is a fuel truck pumping into storage tanks when you stop to buy, DO NOT FILL UP.
Most likely the petrol/diesel is
Being stirred up as the fuel is being delivered and you might pick up some dirt that normally settles on the bottom.

Remember to always fill your car when the tank shows 'half'. Always fill up in the
Early morning. Always fill up in slow mode.

SO SAVE FUEL ....

imortance of Akshaya Tritiya

Akshaya Trithiya, or Akha Teej, is a highly auspicious day which falls on the third day after Amavasi (no moon) in the Hindu month of Vaishakha. As per Hindu astrology and almanac, each second on the Akshaya Trithiya day is auspicious. It is said that there is no need to look for a ‘muhurat’ on the day. The word Akshaya means ‘that which never diminishes’ and the day is ideal for beginning new ventures as it is believed that all investments on this day appreciates. In a traditional Hindu lunar calendar, Akshay Tritiya is observed on the third day of Shukla Paksha (waxing phase of moon) in Vaishakh Month.
It is believed that the sun and the moon are most radiant and best placed on the day. Therefore it is one of the most popular dates in Hindu calendar for marriages, for beginning new ventures, for investing and for purchasing valuables like gold and diamond.
Parashuram Jayanti is also observed on Akshaya Tritiya day. There are numerous legends associated with Akshaya Tritiya; most popular is that of Sudama or Kuchela visiting Lord Krishna in Dwarka with a handful of beaten rice (poha or aval).
Another legend suggests that the Pandavas received the Akshaya Pathram (bowl) from Lord Krishna (in the Mahabharata) on this day.
It is also believed that Sage Vyasa began the composition of Mahabharata on the day.
Lord Vishnu and his incarnations are worshipped on the day. People also conduct Lakshmi puja on Akshaya Tritiya.
But nowadays, Akshaya Trithiya is associated with gold purchase and many people wait for the day to make investments in gold.

very funny marathi quotes funny messages

Check out this very funny marathi quotes

wonderful pease message


A man asked God,

"I Want Peace"
God replied,
"Remove 'I',
that is EGO..,
Remove 'Want'..,
that is DESIRE..,
and 'Peace' will be
automatically YOURS.....

Have a Peaceful weekend...!!

zindagi ki khushi Muskurana hindi poem kavita

Chuu le aasmaan,
Zamin ki tu talash naa kar
Mazaa le le zindagi kaa ,
Khusiyon ki tu talash naa kar
Gamoh se door hokar,
Teri takdeer bhi badal jaayegi
Muskurana sikh le,
Uski vajai ki talash naa kar.

happy weekend messages enjoy fully with these messages



Sign on a railway station at Patana:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhuuu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough
or else they never will be.

THE BEST ONE:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God. -

Wish you happy weekend
enjoy fully

Good Night Sweet Dreams message

Hello
Dear friend


Never think hard about past,
it brings tears,
Don't think more about future,
it bring fears.
Live dis moment wid a smile,
it brings cheers.
Have a great weekend
God Bless u
Take care
Good Night
Sweet Dreams

We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived

Really Good One………………

"To make money we loose our health and then to restore our health we loose money.

We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived"



friendship messages



funny telephonic conversation comedy too much funnn

helloooooo
dear friends
something nice for u.....

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree….

good morning message

Helloo

Dear friend...

good morning...


"People are made to be Loved

& Things are made to be Used".

The confusion in the World is

"People are being Used

& Things are being Loved".

'Crazy world'

My best wishes to you forever.....

Good morning wish / message for your friends n family n loved one

Good morning wish / message for your friends n family n loved one..enjoy
Hello,
wake up dear friend,,,,,,


Every morning u have two choices!

Continue your sleep with Dreaming.

Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!
Good Morning
Morning is God’s way of saying 1 more time…

Go, live life, make a difference, touch one’s heart,
encourage 1’s mind inspire 1’s soul
&
enjoy the day

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.

HAVE NICE DAY:)

and when hindi people try to speak english.

Hinglish Ka Jadoo

1. inside class
-close the doors of the windows please....i have winter in my nose today
-Cut an apple into two halves ---take the bigger half
-shhhhh..quiet boys....the principal just passed away in the corridor.
-Both of you three ,get out of my class
-Take a copper wire of any metal ...especially of silver.
-Take a 5cm. wire of any length

2.at the ground
-All of you stand in a straight circle
-there is no wind in the balloon

3.to a boy angrily
-I talk ,he talk,why you middle middle talk?????

4.giving punishment
-you three of you , stand together separately
-you,.... go and understand the tree
-Why are you late??????------say YES or NO.

IT people make bollywood movies name of movies are here

IF "IT" PEOPLE MAKE A BOLLYWOOD FILMS WHAT WILL BE NAME?

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

17. Naukar PC Ka


TaKe GoOd CaRe.....

Important Facts of Life good thought on life

Important Facts of Life

Health is the first of life

Wealth is the next of life


Character's courage is the best of life

Respect is must in life

Turning is the test of life

God's blessing is the crest of life

Love is crucial for life

Happiness is the perfume of life

Truth is the search of life

Death is the rest of life.

our friendship is special poem marathi kavita

marathi poem on friendship

आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

इन्द्र्धनुष्याचे रंग आहेत आणि पारिजातकाचा वास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

मी म्हणजे जीवन आणि तु म्हणजे श्वास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

संकटांची नाही भिती, तुझ्या मैत्रीचा विश्वास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

कधी वाटते फक्त तुझी मैत्री सच्ची, बाकी दुनिया नुसता आभास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

हवे काय अजुनि त्याला, मित्र तुझ्यासम ज्यास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

ओढ तुझ्या सावलीची माझिया रस्त्यास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये बरेच काही खास आहे

असो वा नसो कुणी आपल्या संगे, पर्वा त्याची कुणास आहे आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये मित्रा बरेच काही खास आहे

माझ्या चुकांवरही मित्रा पांघरूण तुझे हमखास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये मित्रा बरेच काही खास आहे

तुझ्याबरोबर ऐन उन्हाळा ही मजला मधुमास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये मित्रा बरेच काही खास आहे

आयुष्याच्या पटलावरती तुझ्या मैत्रीची आरास आहे
आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये मित्रा बरेच काही खास आहे

आपल्यात कधी निखळ चर्चा, आणि कधितरी उपहास आहे आपल्या मैत्रीमध्ये मित्रा बरेच काही खास आहे.

special friendship poem in marathi


LOVE dies IN EGO good lesson for lovely life

Hey all check out this post . It is really a very nice story (Love & Ego) for every one. Just dont ignore it, it can be a wonderful lesson to make your life full of love and happiness.

'Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime. Sometimes a moment is a lifetime.'


Once upon a time there was an island

where all the feelings lived

One day there was a storm in the sea

and the island was about to get drowned.
Every feeling was scared but Love

made a boat

to escape .
Every feeling boarded the boat..

Only 1 feeling was left.
Love got down to see who it was...
It was EGO.
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also.
the water was rising..

Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was
made to love.

At last all the feelings escape and Love dies with ego on the island...

Love Dies because of EGO!

So, Kill Ego And Save Love.....

One Message to all jokes-adda readers:-

'Argument wins the situations but loses the person. So when argue with your loved ones, remember that situations is never more important than your loved ones.....'

kavita poem on whole life cycle jeevanchakra very nice

Checkout this wonderful poem/kavita on whole life of any common man. Its really wonderful poem. I am posting so many marathi poems on my blog from last few months, but this poem is like very sweet and simply written which explains you the whole summary of your life,Its better to say every common man's life. dont miss it and pass it to everyone....

ते पण एक वय असतं
दिवसभ पाळण्यात झोपायचं
सगळ्यांकडून कौतुक करून घेण्याचं
ते पण एक वय असतं
हाफ चड्डीत गावभर फिरायचं
आईची नजर चुकवून डब्यातलं खायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
मुलींच्या स्क्रॅपबुक्स भरायचं
आणि तरीही त्यांच्याशी बोलायला लाजायचं
ते पण एक वय असतं
घरी खोटं बोलून पिक्चरला जायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
तिच्यावरचं खरं प्रेम तिला सांगून टाकायचं
तिच्या उत्तराची वाट पाहत रात्रंदिवस झुरायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आता छोकरी नंतर नोकरीच्या मागे लागायचं
पॅकेजचा विचार करत B.E.ची स्वप्नं पहायचं
ते पण एक वय असतं
लग्नाच्या 'डोमिनियन स्टेटस ' आधी तारूण्यातला टोटल इंडिपेंडंस आठवायचं
आई आणि बायकोत कितीही भांडणं झाली तरी आपण मात्र शांत रहायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
प्रिमियम्सच्या चिंतेत रात्रभर जागायचं
शेअर मार्केटच्या तालावर आपल्या इन्व्हेस्टमेंट्सना नाचवायचं

ते पण एक वय असतं
आपल्या मुलांचे सगळे हट्ट पुरवायचं
त्यांच्या साठी स्थळ शोधताना आपलं तारूण्य आठवायचं
ते पण एक वय असतं

सगळ्या जबाबदार्‍या पार पाडल्यावर गॅलरीत पाय पसरून बसण्याचं
आभाळाकडे पाहत फक्त यमाच्या निर्देशाची वाट पाहत बसण्याचं





Some other links you may like
School marathi kavita
marathi poem for friendship
lovely poem for wife/bayko


marathi prem love poem kavita real love

And here is one more lovely poem in marathi for all lovers, have fun....

प्रेम प्रेम अन् प्रेमच…….

गाईचे वासरावरती असते ते प्रेम………
चिमणीचे पिल्लांवरती असते ते प्रेम………
आईचे मुलांवर असते ते प्रेम………
नवरा- बायकोचे एकमेकांवर असते ते प्रेम………
अन् प्रियकराचे प्रेयसीवर व प्रेयसीचे प्रियकरावर असते ते सुद्धा प्रेमच……..
प्रेमाचे प्रकार तसे अनेकच,
पण त्याच्या मागील भावना मात्र एकच…..
आजच्या जीवनात खरे प्रेम तसे क्वचितच मिळते…
खरे प्रेम असावे तरी कसे!!!!!
तर….
खरे प्रेम असावे…..
कमळासारखे, जे पाण्याची साथ कधीच सोडत नाही,
त्याच्याशिवाय ते कधीच उगवत नाही….
खरे प्रेम असावे…..
गुलाबासारखे, जे कोमल आणि सुगंधी जरी असले,
तरी काटयाची साथ कधीच सोडत नाही….
खरे प्रेम असावे…..
आकाशासारखे विशाल व विस्तीर्ण..
कुठेही गेले तरी न संपणारे,
सदैव आपल्या बरोबर असणारे…..
खरे प्रेम असावे…..
पैशाने विकत न घेता येण्यासारखे,
वेळ आलीच तर पैशालाही झुकवण्यासारखे……
कारण…..
प्रेम हा काही खेळ नाही,
टाइम-पास करण्याचा तो वेळ नाही……..

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samanya mansachi life marathi kavita
School marathi kavita
marathi poem for friendship
lovely poem for wife/bayko


funny images effect of computer on small things of life



computer mouse and a kid


Computers and screensavers


Help Help Help

Bollywood movie name n computer ki duniya


Take a look at this list to find funny terms in computer and there relationship with our bollywood movies. Names of some bollywood movies are so funny....


1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan andChhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar

12) Server -Godfather

13) Proxy Server - Padosan

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi

21) Mouse - Janwar


22) Hard Disk partition - Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24) Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi.
26) NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani.
27) Indian Programmers - Jawab Hum denge.
28) Contractor - Bakra Kisto pe.
29) Employee on Probation - Paying Guest.
30)Employee who works Sincerely -Dil Se.
31) Employee who is ready to Leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.
32) Employee for more than 3 yrs in the company - Amar Prem.
33) Employee who signs a Bond -Band

amazing funny story in marathi kid n bathroom

Hey all take a look at this funny marathi story about a kid and bathroom.

funny marathi story about a kid and bathroom



Amazing maths tricks Trapeze try this



Amazing maths tricks


Multiply of 37 by multiplies of 3:

3 x 37 = 111
6 x 37 = 222
9 x 37 = 333
12 x 37 = 444
15 x 37 = 555
18 x 37 = 666
21 x 37 = 777
24 x 37 = 888
27 x 37 = 999

Trapeze:

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111


another Trapeze:

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


and another one:


0 x 9 + 8 = 8
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
987654321 x 9 - 1 = 8888888888
9876543210 x 9 - 2 = 88888888888


Nice one:
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
111.111.111 x 111.111.111 = 12.345.678.987.654.321

Best if luck

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