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What would life be with out friends like thee
I'll tell you, like no longer being free.
Imagine what life would be so sad and blue
To go through life without that special you.
And I know we live so far away
Through the internet we are like castaways
Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray
For some day I hope we can meet
To hug and laugh and dance to the beat
I know this would be a treat
For now this is all I see
Is my good friend here with me
Just think what life would be
Without friends like thee

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If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you.
True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

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Dastak di kisi ne

kaha khushiya laya hoon

Inbox chota na pad jaye

itniduaein laya hoon

Naam haimera SMS

Good Morning/Good Day/Good Night

kehne aaya hoon

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"If you ask me for how long
will i be your friend?
then my answer will be
"i don't know".
b'coz i really don't know which is longer
forever or always..... "

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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

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How much you love your partner

It's a lovely story
read it carefully......
One of the important lesson about life that one should not miss



Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,

Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook.

With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage

life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new

life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The

more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the

first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back

after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it

was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be

made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

..... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial

things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the

most nasty people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical

nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother:

'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how

I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you

really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the

saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and

spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue

and planning to cancel the account.

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked,

and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and

happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She

left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend

the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new

deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I

notice

how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness

you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not

ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru

all the good years in their life.

"When you fall, in any way,

Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you

slipped.

Life is about correcting mistakes."

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गांव में एक स्त्री थी । उसके पती आई टी आई मे कार्यरत थे । वह आपने पती को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी पर अल्पशिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था कि पूर्णविराम(full stop) कहां लगेगा । इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं पुर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
उसने चिट्टी इस प्रकार लिखी--------

मेरे प्यारे जीवनसाथी मेरा प्रणाम आपके चरणो मे । आप ने अभी तक चिट्टी नहीं लिखी मेरी सहेली कॊ । नोकरी मिल गयी है हमारी गाय को । बछडा दिया है दादाजी ने । शराब की लत लगा ली है मैने । तुमको बहुत खत लिखे पर तुम नहीं आये कुत्ते के बच्चे । भेडीया खा गया दो महीने का राशन । छुट्टी पर आते समय ले आना एक खुबसुरत औरत । मेरी सहेली बन गई है । और इस समय टीवी पर गाना गा रही है हमारी बकरी । बेच दी गयी है तुम्हारी मां । तुमको बहुत याद कर रही है एक पडोसन । हमें बहुत तंग करती है

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WHY BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!


WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE COLD
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

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medical certificate sample


Hey hey read this funny medical certificate.
Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic

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Marathi kavita for all software engineers. enjoy.

सॉफ्टवेर गारवा :

काम जरा जास्त आहे, दर रिलीज़ ला वाटत ...
काम जरा जास्त आहे, दर रिलीज़ ला वाटत ...
भर दुपारी रिवीव् (review) होउन "डिजाईन " मनात साठत... !

तरी बोटे चालत रहातात . डोके मात्र चालत नाही ...
बग ट्रैक मधे मेजोर Defects शिवाय काहीच दिसत नाही ..!!

तितक्यात कुठून एक मेल Inbox मधे येतो ...
तितक्यात कुठून एक मेल Inbox मधे येतो ...
रिलीज़ डेट दोन दिवसांनी Postpone करून जातो .. !!!

माउस उनाड मुला सारखा सैरावैरा पळत राहतो ...
CC, Forwards, Songs आणि Winamp मधे जाऊ पाहतो ..!!!!
कोडिंग संपून टेस्टिंग चा सुरु होतो पुन्हा खेल …
कोडिंग संपून टेस्टिंग चा सुरु होतो पुन्हा खेल …

डॉक्युमेंटेशन संपता संपता येउन ठेपते रिलीज़ ची वेळ .. !!!!
चक्क डोळ्यांसमोर सगला कोड अचानक चालू लागतो ....
……………..UAT मधे तरीही कुठून Defect येतो

thieves catching machine

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
to different countries for a test.


In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes it
caught 50 thieves;


Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana ,
in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;


India , in 15 minutes the machine
was stolen.


I thought I told you not to laugh????????
Have a laughing day,
won't you!!

Sachin Tendulkar - 40 HUNDREDS in International TEST Cricket

And now FIRST MAN to Score 40 HUNDREDS in International TEST Cricket


"Sir" Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar

Just have look at the records held by Sachin Tendulkar. No wonder why British Prime Minister is suggesting him for the honor of Sir .........

New Records................
1.
Highest Run scorer in the Test Cricket
2.
First Cricketer to pass 12000 run in the Test Cricket

Records Held by Sachin Tendulkar

1. Highest Run scorer in the ODI
2.
Most number of hundreds in the ODI 41
3.
Most number of nineties in the ODI
4.
Most number of man of the matches(56) in the ODI's
5.
Most number of man of the series(14) in ODI's
6.
Best average for man of the matches in ODI's
7.
First Cricketer to pass 10000 run in the ODI
8.
First Cricketer to pass 15000 run in the ODI
9.
He is the highest run scorer in the world cup (1,796 at an average of 59.87 as on 20 March 2007) ------ Overall
10.
Most number of the man of the matches in the world cup
11.
Most number of runs 1996 world cup 523 runs in the 1996 Cricket World Cup at an average of 87.16
12.
Most number of runs in the 2003 world cup 673 runs in 2003 Cricket World Cup, highest by any player in a single Cricket World Cup
13.
He was Player of the World Cup Tournament in the 2003 Cricket World Cup.
14.
Most number of Fifties in ODI's 87
15.
Appeared in Most Number of ODI's 407
16.
He is the only player to be in top 10 ICC ranking for 10 years.
17.
Most number of 100's in test's 40
18.
He is one of the three batsmen to surpass 11,000 runs in Test cricket, and the first Indian to do so
19.
He is thus far the only cricketer to receive the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, India's highest sporting honor
20.
In 2003, Wisden rated Tendulkar as d No. 1 and Richards at No. 2 in all time Greatest ODI player
21.
In 2002, Wisden rated him as the second greatest Test batsman after Sir Donald Bradman.
22.
he was involved in unbroken 664-run partnership in a Harris Shield game in 1988 with friend and team mate Vinod Kambli,
23.
Tendulkar is the only player to score a century in all three of his Ranji Trophy, Duleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debuts
24.
In 1992, at the age of 19, Tendulkar became the first overseas born player to represent Yorkshire
25.
Tendulkar has been granted the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, Arjuna Award and Padma Shri by Indian government. He is the only Indian cricketer to get all of them.
26.
Tendulkar has scored over 1000 runs in a calendar year in ODI's 7 times
27.
Tendulkar has scored 1894 runs in calendar year in ODI's most by any batsman
28.
He is the highest earning cricketer in the world
29.
He has the least percentage of the man of the matches awards won when team looses a match.. Out of his 56 man of the match awards only 5 times India has lost.
30.
Tendulkar most number man of match awards(10) against Australia
31.
In August of 2003, Sachin Tendulkar was voted as the "Greatest Sportsman" of the country in the sport personalities category in the Best of India poll conducted by Zee News.
32.
In November 2006, Time magazine named Tendulkar as one of the Asian Heroes.
33.
In December 2006, he was named "Sports person of the Year
34.
The current India Poised campaign run by The Times of India has nominated him as the Face of New India next to the likes of Amartya Sen and Mahatma Gandhi among others.
35.
Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 50 centuries in international cricket
36.
Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 75 centuries in international cricket:79 centuries
37.
Has the most overall runs in cricket, (ODIs+Tests+Twenty20s), as of 30 June 2007 he had accumulated almost 26,000 runs overall.
38.
Is first on the most number of runs in test cricket 39. Sachin Tendulkar with Sourav Ganguly hold the world record for the maximum number of runs scored by the opening partnership. They have put together 6,271 runs in 128 matches
40.
The 20 century partnerships for opening pair with Sourav Ganguly is a world record
41.
Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid hold the world record for the highest partnership in ODI matches when they scored 331 runs against New Zealand in 1999
42.
Sachin Tendulkar has been involved in six 200 run partnerships in ODI matches - a record that he shares with Sourav Ganguly and Rahul Dravid and Navjot Singh Siddhu
43.
Most Centuries in a calendar year: 9 ODI centuries in 1998
44.
Only player to have over 100 innings of 50+ runs (41 Centuries and 87 Fifties)(as of 18th Nov, 2007)
45.
the only player ever to cross the 13,000-14,000 and 15,000 run marks IN ODI.
46.
Highest individual score among Indian batsmen (186* against New Zealand at Hyderabad in 1999).
47.
The score of 186* is listed the fifth highest score recorded in ODI matches
48.
Tendulkar has scored over 1000 ODI runs against all major Cricketing nations.
49.
Sachin was the fastest to reach 10,000 runs taking 259 innings and has the highest batting average among batsmen with over 10,000 ODI runs
50. Most number of Stadium Appearances: 90 different Grounds
51.
Consecutive ODI Appearances: 185
52.
On his debut, Sachin Tendulkar was the second youngest debutant in the world
53.
When Tendulkar scored his maiden century in 1990, he was the second youngest to score a century
54.
Tendulkar's record of five test centuries before he turned 20 is a current world record
55.
Tendulkar holds the current record (217 against NZ in 1999/00 Season) for the highest score in Test cricket by an Indian when captaining the side
56.
Tendulkar has scored centuries against all test playing nations.[7] He was the third batman to achieve the distinction after Steve Waugh and Gary Kirsten
57.
Tendulkar has 4 seasons in test cricket with 1000 or more runs - 2002 (1392 runs), 1999 (1088 runs), 2001 (1003 runs) and 1997 (1000 runs).[6] Gavaskar is the only other Indian with four seasons of 1000+ runs
58.
He is second most number of seasons with over 1000 runs in world.
59.
On 3 January 2007 Sachin Tendulkar (5751) edged past Brian Lara's (5736) world record of runs scored in Tests away from home
60.
Tendulkar and Brian Lara are the fastest to score 10,000 runs in Test cricket history. Both of them achieved this in 195 innings
61.
Second Indian after Sunil Gavaskar to make over 10,000 runs in Test matches
62.
Became the first Indian to surpass the 11,000 Test run mark and the third International player behind Allan Border and Brian Lara.
63.
Tendulkar is fourth on the list of players with most Test caps. Steve Waugh (168 Tests), Allan Border (158 Tests), Shane Warne (145 Tests) have appeared in more games than Tendulkar
64.
Tendulkar has played the most number of Test Matches(144) for India (Kapil Dev is second with 131 Test appearances).
65.
First to 25,000 international runs
66.
Tendulkar's 25,016 runs in international cricket include 14,537 runs in ODI's, More than10000 Tests runs and 10 runs in the lone Twenty20 that India has played.
67.
On December 10, 2005, Tendulkar made his 35th century in Tests at Delhi against Sri Lanka. He surpassed Sunil Gavaskar's record of 34 centuries to become the man with the most number of hundreds in Test cricket.
68.
Tendulkar is the only player who has 150 wkts and more than 15000 runs in ODI
69.
Tendulkar is the only player who has 40 wkts and more than 11000 runs in Tests
70.
Only batsman to have 100 hundreds in the first class cricket

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मैत्री असावी फ़ुलासारखी
नाजुक, सुंदर, गोजिरी;
मात्र नसावी कोमेजून जाणारी!

मैत्री असावी इंद्रधनुसारखी,
सप्तरंग उधळणारी;
पण नसावी भासमान, नष्ट होणारी!

मैत्री असावी हिऱ्यासारखी,
अनमोल अन कठीण;
मात्र नसावी श्रीमंती रुबाब दाखवणारी!

मैत्री असावी रेशमासारखी...
दोन मनांना हळुवार जोडणारी;
पण प्रयत्न करुनही न तुटणारी!

मैत्री असावी पाण्यासारखी
शुद्ध, निर्मळ, त्रुप्त करणारी;
मात्र नसावी वाहून जाणारी!

मैत्री असावी चंदनासारखी
अलौकिक सुगंध देणारी;
मात्र नसावी झिजून जाणारी!

मैत्री असावी आईस्क्रिमसारखी गोड,
मौज उधळणारी;
मात्र नसावी वितळून जाणारी!

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मैत्री ठरवून होत नाही हाच मैत्रीचा फ़ायदा आहे,

मैत्रीला कुठले नियम नाहीत हा मैत्रीचा पहिला कायदा आहे....१

मैत्रीची वाट आहे कठिण पण तितकीच छान आहे,

आयुष्याच्या कुडीचा मैत्रीच तर प्राण आहे....२

मैत्रीमध्ये जरुरी नाही दररोजची भेट,

ह्रदयाचा ह्रदयाशी संवाद असता थेट....३

तुझी-माझी मैत्री म्हण्जे आयुष्याचा ठेवा,

मुखवट्यांच्या गर्दीमधला खात्रीचा विसावा

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आयुष्यभर क्षणाक्षणाची संगत म्हणजे मैत्री
सुखदुःखात एकत्र भिजलेली नाती म्हणजे मैत्री
ठेचकाळून पडताना सावरणारा हात म्हणजे मैत्री
पहिल्या पावसात ओल्या मातीचा सुगंध मैत्री
रणरणत्या उन्हात फुलणारा गुलमोहर मैत्री
अव्यक्त भावनांना मूर्त रुप देणे म्हणजे मैत्री
शेवटच्या प्रवासात रेंगाळणाऱ्या आठवणी म्हणजे मैत्री
जन्मांतरीच्या साथीचे आश्वासन म्हणजे मैत्री
निखळ, निरलस, निरपेक्ष, निराकार मैत्री
आदि पासून अंतापर्यंत शब्दनिर्बन्ध अशी .... फक्त मैत्री ... फक्त मैत्री

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एकही मित्र नाही असा माणूस कुठेच नसेल
एकही मित्र नाही असा माणूस कुठेच नसेल
थोड्या पुरती का होईना प्रत्येकाने मैत्री केली असेल


शरीरात रक्त नसेल तरी चालेल पण आयुष्यात मैत्री ही हवीच
कितीही जुनी झाली तरी ती नेहमी वाटते नवीच

रक्ताच्या नात्यात नसेल एवढी मैत्रीच्या नात्यात ओढ असते
कशीही असली तरी शेवटी मैत्री गोड असते.


मैत्री म्हणजे त्याग आहे मैत्री म्हणजे विश्वास आहे
हवा फक्त नावापुरती तर मैत्री खरा श्वास आहे


मैत्रीच्या या नात्या बद्दल लिहिण्यासारखे खूप आहे
खरे नात्याला नसले तरी मैत्रिला एक रूप आहे


मैत्रिला कधी गंध नसतो मैत्रीचा फक्त छंद असतो
मैत्री सर्वानी करावी त्यात खरा आनंद असतो

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जर फक्त मित्रांची संख्या वाढवायची असेल तर माझ्याशी मैत्री करू नका
पण खरी मैत्री करून ती टिकवायची असेल तर तुमच मनापासून स्वागत आहे

मैत्री ठरवून होत नाही हाच मैत्रीचा फ़ायदा आहे,
मैत्रीला कुठले नियम नाहीत हा मैत्रीचा पहिला कायदा आहे....१
मैत्रीची वाट आहे कठिण पण तितकीच छान आहे,
आयुष्याच्या कुडीचा मैत्रीच तर प्राण आहे....२
मैत्रीमध्ये जरुरी नाही दररोजची भेट,
ह्रदयाचा ह्रदयाशी संवाद असता थेट....३
तुझी-माझी मैत्री म्हण्जे आयुष्याचा ठेवा,
मुखवट्यांच्या गर्दीमधला खात्रीचा विसावा

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मैत्री करण्यासाठी नसावं लागतं श्रीमंत आणि सुंदर
त्याच्यासाठी असावा लागतो फ़क्त मैत्रीचा आदर

काहीजण मैत्री कशी करतात?
उबेसाठी शेकोटी पेटवतात अन
जणू शेकोटीची कसोटी पहातात.
स्वार्थासाठी मैत्री करतात अन
कामाच्या वेळेस फ़क्त आपलं म्हणतात.
शेकोटीत अन मैत्रीत फ़रक काय?
दोन्हीपण एकच जाणवतात.

मैत्री करणारे खूप भेटतील
परंतू निभावणारे कमी असतील
मग सांगा, खरे मित्र कसे असतील?

कधी भांडणाची साथ, कधी मैत्रीचा हात
कधी प्रेमाची बात, अशी असते
निस्वार्थ मैत्रीची जात

या मैत्रीचा खरा अर्थ केव्हा कळतो?
नेत्रकडा ओलावल्या अन शब्द ओठांवरच
अडखळला, मित्र या शब्दाचा अर्थ
तो दूर गेल्यावर कळला.

आपल्यावर जीवापाड प्रेम करणारं
सुख-दु:खाच्या क्षणी आपल्या मनाला जपणारं
जीवनाला खरा अर्थ समजावणारं
काय चिज असते नाही ही मैत्री
स्वप्न

सगळ्याच गोष्टी सांगायच्या नसतात,

सगळेच अश्रु दाखवायचे नसतात,

सगळ्याच नात्यांना नाव द्यायची नसतात,

स्वप्न पुर्ण होत नाहीत म्हणुन

स्वप्न पहाणं सोडुन द्यायची नसतात,

तर ती मनाच्या एका कोपर्यात जपायची असतात

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वर्ष सरतील.... सुख-दुःख सरतील....
एका नन्तर एक... त्या नन्तर एक...
.....आयुष्यातुन नाती आणी नातलगही सरतील....

क्षणाक्षणाच्या सुतानी विणलेली,
ऊन-वारयाशी सारखी झुन्ज देणारी,
आपली शाल कायम राहु दे......

.......माझ्या आयुष्यात एक तुझी मैत्री ही अशीच राहु दे

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काही माणसे असतात खास
जि मैत्रीने खांद्यावर हात टाकतात,
दुःख आले जिवनात तरीही
कायम साथ देत राहातात.

काही माणसं मात्र
म्रुगजळाप्रमाणे भासतात,
जेवढे जवळ जावे त्यांच्या
तेवढेच लांब पळत जातात.

काही माणसे ही गजबजलेल्या
शहरासारखी असतात,
गरज काही पडली तरच
आपला विचार करतात,
बाकीच्या वेळी ति सारी नाती विसरतात
काही हवे असेल स्वतःला तर तुम्हाला मित्र मित्र करतात.

मात्र काही माणसं ही
पिंपळाच्या पानासारखी असतात,
जाळी झाली त्यांची तरी मनाच्या
पुस्तकात आयुष्यभर जपून ठेवाविशी वाटतात... visarlis kay .........
miss u yaar................/

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एक थेंब .... पानावर सजलेला..
हिरवाईच्या रंगात हिरवळलेला..

एक थेंब .. अमृतवेलावर लटकलेला,
धरती चुंबनाच्या प्रतीक्षेत तहानलेला..

एक थेंब .. कमळाच्या देठावर आधारलेला,
ओघलण्यासाठी मग लय कशाला हवीये त्याला..

एक थेंब ... तळ्यातल्या थेंबाबरोबर मिसळलेला,
आपणच तळे झालो या आनंदाने भारावलेला..

एक थेंब .. वार्‍यात उंच झेपावलेला,
गारव्याच्या शहारा मग त्याने सर्वत्र पांघरलेला..

एक थेंब ... थेंबाथेंबातून बरसलेला,
शिस्तीच आहारी मग सरींच्या मर्यादेत सांडलेला..

एक थेंब ... परिश्रमाच्या घामातला,
जिंकण्याची उमेद बाळगलेला..

एक थेंब... कळीच्या गाभार्‍यातला,
समांगाने फुलात उमलवून गेला..

एक थेंब.. ओठांच्या पाकळीतला,
गुलाबी नाजूक ओठांशी संवादलेला...

अन एक थेंब अखेर... आठवणीच्या स्पंदनातला,
ओल्या पापण्या अन ओल्या कडांतून मना ओलावलेला..

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चांगल्या मैत्रीचा ठेवा भाग्यवंतांनाच मिळतो,

गर्दीतल्या थोड्यांशीच आपला सूर जुळतो.... १

सुरात गायलेलं मैत्रीचं गीत आयुष्याला सुरेल करतं,

अशा गीताचं माधुर्य आयुष्यभर पुरुन उरतं....२

सुदैवाने आपल्यातही असंच मधुर नातं आहे,

त्याच्या आधाराने आयुष्य सुखात व्यतीत होतं आहे....३

आपलं नातं कायम राहो हीच एक सदिच्छा,

जीवनातील प्रत्येक क्षणासाठी तुला खूप शुभेच्छा !!

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मैत्री ही मोठी अजब चीज आहे. कधी एका शहरात राहून किंवा अगदी एका इमारतीमधेही राहूनही ओळख ' हाय हलो' च्या पुढे सरकत नाही. कधी समोरासमोर बसून प्रवास करताना महिनोनमहिने बोलण 'हवापाण्या' पर्यंतच रहात. कधी बरोबरच्या सहकार्‍याच पूर्ण नावही आपल्याला माहीत नसतं रादर माहीत करुन घ्यायची गरजच वाटत नाही. पण कधी कधी मात्र मैत्री व्हायला काही कारणही लागत नाही. अचानक वळणावरच्या डवरलेल्या चाफ्याच्या झाडासारखी ती आपल्याला सामोरी येते, वळवाच्या पावसासारखं ती आपलं अंगण भिजवून टाकते. हा असा अचानक जाणवलेला मैत्रीचा सुगंध जास्त मनोहारी असतो. एखादीच भेट, एखादाच प्रसंग मग मैत्रीची खुण पटवायला पुरेसा होतो. 'माझीया जातीचा' भेटल्याची खुण पुरेशी वाटते मैत्रीची मोहोर मनावर उमटायला. निरपेक्ष मैत्री, निव्वळ स्नेह हे असेच खडकामागच्या झुळझुळ झर्‍यासारखे असतात. प्रसन्न, ताजे.
हा स्क्रैप मी फ़क्त माझे जे जिवलग मित्र मैत्रिणी आहेत त्यान्चेसाठिच आहे. आणि त्यातीलच तू एक आहेस याचा मला अभिमान आहे.


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आयुष्याच्या प्रत्येक वळणावर
आयुष्याच्या प्रत्येक वळणावर सोबत
कुणाची तरी हवी असते
पण असे का घडते की जेव्हा ती
व्यक्ती हवी असते तेव्हाच ती आपल्या जवळ नसते?

असे म्हणतात की प्रेम हे शोधून सापडत नसते
प्रेम हे नकळत होऊन जाते
मग तरीदेखील प्रत्येक व्यक्ती
प्रेमाच्या शोधात का असते?

असे म्हणतात की प्रेमात पडल्यावर
सर्व काही सुंदर असते
तरीदेखील प्रेमात पडल्यावर
अश्रूंना का स्थान असते?

हे सर्व काही असले तरी
प्रेम हे अतिशय सुंदर असते
पण काही जणांना ते
शोधून ही सापडत नसते
जसे की..........

how to check made in China

The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods"Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China? Let me tell! u ... the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA. Do not ever buy it for your own health.471 is Made in TaiwanThis is a human right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to rescue ourselves. Remember.

00-13: USA & Canada
20-29: In-Store Functions
30-37: France
40-44: Germany
45: Japan (also 49)
46: Russian Federation
471: Taiwan
474: Estonia
475: Latvia
477: Lithuania
479: Sri Lanka
480: Philippines
482: Ukraine
484: Moldova
485: Armenia
486: Georgia
487: Kazakhstan
489: Hong Kong
49: Japan (JAN-13)
50: United Kingdom
520: Greece
528: Lebanon
529: Cyprus
531: Macedonia
535: Malta
539: Ireland
54: Belgium & Luxembourg
560: Portugal
569: Iceland
57: Denmark
590: Poland
594: Romania
599: Hungary
600 & 601: South Africa
609: Mauritius
611: Morocco
613: Algeria
619: Tunisia
622: Egypt
625: Jordan
626: Iran
64: Finland
690-692: China
70: Norway
729: Israel
73: Sweden
740: Guatemala
741: El Salvador
742: Honduras
743: Nicaragua
744: Costa Rica
746: Dominican Republic
750: Mexico
759: Venezuela
76: Switzerland
770: Colombia
773: Uruguay
775: Peru
777: Bolivia
779: Argentina
780: Chile
784: Paraguay
785: Peru
786: Ecuador
789: Brazil
80 - 83: Italy
84: Spain
850: Cuba
858: Slovakia
859: Czech Republic
860: Yugoslavia
869: Turkey
87: Netherlands
880: South Korea
885: Thailand
888: Singapore
890: India
893: Vietnam
899: Indonesia
90 & 91: Austria
93: Australia
94: New Zealand
955: Malaysia
977: International Standard Serial Number for Periodicals (ISSN)
978: International Standard Book Numbering (ISBN)
979: International Standard Music Number (ISMN)
980: Refund receipts
981 & 982: Common Currency Coupons
99: Coupons


With more and more milk products from China and Taiwan having problem. We really got to check where the things are produced. Here is a way to differentiate Taiwan made products and China made products : by looking at first three digits of its Bar Code.If the 1st 3 digits are 690, 691 or 692 - China madeIf the 1st 3 digits are 471 - Taiwan made
made in china
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So please spread the words to everyone...... Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country.However, you may now refer to the barcodes, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.

good morning night messages

Good Morning and Good Night messages

Want to wish some one with good message to express your feelings. Checkout this collection of all messages for good Night and morning.

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Always ask GOD to Give you what you DESERVE & not what you DESIRE.

Your
DESIRES may be FEW but you DESERVES a lot.
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Sometimes a happy face
Takes us to a cheerful place,
Where all the sadness
Turns into gladness
And troubles fade way...
Worries and fears dissipate
And happiness ensues...
So here's a bunch of happy smiles
Especially for you…

Have a nice Weekend !!


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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you.
Good morning
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Every success begins with a Dream
When all is Dark, you see the Stars;
When you see the stars you make a wish;
From this wish… comes a dream;
In the Dream... You believe and through the belief you find the LIGHT !!!
Good morning
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Look…the moon is calling u …
see the stars r shining for u..

hear my heart says: may Allah build for u
a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!

Good Night
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One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door...,
turn off the lights...,
join u in bed...,
I’ll come closer 2 u...,
my lips near ur face....
And I’ll shout.......,

Have a gr8 night!!!
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Life has a great option,
but you don’t always have to pick what seems to be the best.
Sometimes, the best and the perfect aren’t always what makes you happy.
Good morning
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Be a risk-taker-
Try something new or do the same task in a different way.
This will teach you to be flexible and increase you confidence in your ability to tackle new challenges.
Good morning
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Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day
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A Sweeter Smile,
A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
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A strong and positive attitude
Creates more miracles than any other thing because
Life is 10%how you make it and
90% how you take it….
Good Morning
Vibrate with all positive attitude and energy today…..
& always!!!
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"The Future Belongs To Those Who Believe In The Beauty Of Their Dreams"
Good Morning and have a nice day ahead
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“ Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face",
"Love" in ur
"Heart"
"Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind"
nd U will have a .Wonderful Day

“ Do ordinary 4 God,
He will do extraordinary 4 U,
Do natural 4 God,
He will do Supernatural 4 U,
Do possible 4 God,
He'll do wat is impossible 4 U,
Take Care,


english poem If ever you need me

If ever you need me
If ever you need me,
I'll be right here,
To chase away the sadness,
And wipe away a tear.

If ever you need me,
I'll be two steps behind,
To follow in your footsteps,
And hear what's on your mind.

If ever you need me,
You'll never have to fear,
That your presence isn't important,
And your love isn't dear.

If ever you need me,
I'll always be around,
To bring back the laughter,
Where deep in your heart it's found.

You'll never have to worry,
For I'll always be here,
To chase away the sadness,
And wipe away a tear.

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Have a nice day
Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day

english hindi love messages

╬♥****when i am alone****♥╬
╬♥*******I miss u********♥╬
╬♥****when i am worried.**♥╬
╬♥*******I miss u********♥╬
╬♥****when i am happy.***♥╬
╬♥********I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥***when i am confused.**♥╬
╬♥********I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥****when i am upset****♥╬
╬♥*********I miss u******♥╬
╬♥***when i think about u**♥╬
╬♥*********I miss u******♥╬
╬♥***when i am tension.***♥╬
╬♥*********I miss u******♥╬
╬♥********365 days******♥╬
╬♥********I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥*******52 weeks.******♥╬
╬♥********I miss ********♥╬
╬♥*******12 mths.*******♥╬
╬♥*******I miss u********♥╬
╬♥******8760 hrs********♥╬
╬♥******I miss u*********♥╬
╬♥***525600 mins********♥╬
╬♥****I miss u***********♥╬
╬♥***31536000 sec*******♥╬
╬♥****I miss u***********♥╬
╬♥**when i breath********♥╬

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Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...
and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you're lonely...
remember its true....
someone somewhere is thinking of you.........

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Ek vaada



A boy and a girl loved each other,

Unfortunately d boy died. . . .



After death he said to the girl





"Ek vaada tha tera har vade k peche,

tu milegi mujhe har darwaze k piche,

par tu mujhe ruswa kar gayi,

ek tu hi na thi mere janaze k peche".



Itne mein lakdi ki awaz aayi,

she said . . . . .



Ek vaada tha mera har vaade k peche,

Mai milungi tujhe har darwaze k peche,

par tune hi mud k na dekha,

ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peche......

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“Love is when you shed a tear and still want him, it's when he ignores you and you still love him, it's when he loves another girl but you still smile and say I'm happy for you, when all you really do is cry.”

All Nokia Cheat Codes

NOKIA Universal Codes

Code Description
These Nokia codes will work on most Nokia Mobile Phones

1)*3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses thebest sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370#

(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30%
more Talk Time.

(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.

(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release

Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type.

(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.

(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number).

( #pw+1234567890+ 1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"
and "+" symbols).

(9) #pw+1234567890+ 2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"
and "+" symbols).

10) #pw+1234567890+ 3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"
and "+" symbols).

(11) #pw+1234567890+ 4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" Go to Top
and "+" symbols).

(12) *#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last.


(13) *#1471# Last call (Only vodofone).

(14) *#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to

(15) *#2640# Displays security code in use.

(16) *#30# Lets you see the private number.

(17) *#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.

(18) *#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to.

(19) *#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls
are diverted to.

(20) *#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to.

(21) *#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330.

(22) *#73# Reset phone timers and game scores.

(23) *#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop

Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible.

(24) *#7760# Manufactures code.

(25) *#7780# Restore factory settings.

(26) *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110.
Go to Top

(27) *#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no

repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again. ( Favourite )

(28) *#94870345123456789 # Deactivate the PWM-Mem.

(29) **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered.

(30) **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered.

(31) **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered.

(32) 12345 This is the default security code.
press and hold # Lets you switch between lines

NOKIA5110/5120/ 5130/5190

IMEI number: * # 0 6 #

Software version: * # 0 0 0 0 #

Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #

Enhanced Full Rate: * 3 3 7 0 # [ # 3 3 7 0 # off]

Half Rate: * 4 7 2 0 #

Provider lock status: #pw+1234567890+ 1

Network lock status #pw+1234567890+ 2

Provider lock status: #pw+1234567890+ 3

SimCard lock status: #pw+1234567890+ 4

NOKIA 6110/6120/6130/ 6150/6190

IMEI number: * # 0 6 #

Software version: * # 0 0 0 0 #

Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #

Enhanced Full Rate: * 3 3 7 0 # [ # 3 3 7 0 # off]

Half Rate: * 4 7 2 0 #



NOKIA3110

IMEI number: * # 0 6 #

Software version: * # 0 0 0 0 # or * # 9 9 9 9 # or * # 3 1 1 0 #

Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #

NOKIA 3330

*#06#

This will show your warranty details *#92702689#
*3370#

Basically increases the quality of calling sound, but decreases battery length.
#3370#

Deactivates the above
*#0000#

Shows your software version
*#746025625# This shows if your phone will allow sim clock stoppage
*4370#

Half Rate Codec activation. It will automatically restart
#4370#

Half Rate Codec deactivation. It will automatically restart
Restore Factory Settings
To do this simply use this code *#7780#

Manufacturer Info

Date of Manufacturing *#3283#
*3001#12345# (TDMA phones only)

This will put your phone into programming mode, and you'll be presented with the programming menu.

2) Select "NAM1´´

3) Select "PSID/RSID"

4) Select "P/RSID 1´´
Note: Any of the P/RSIDs will work

5) Select "System Type" and set it to Private

6) Select "PSID/RSID" and set it to 1

7) Select "Connected System ID"

Note: Enter your System ID for Cantel, which is 16401 or 16423. If you don't know yours,

Ask your local dealer for it.

Select "Alpha Tag"

9) Enter a new tag, then press OK

10) Select "Operator Code (SOC)" and set it to 2050

11) Select "Country Code" and set it to 302 for Canada, and 310 for the US.

12) Power down the phone and power it back on again
ISDN Code

To check the ISDN number on your Nokia use this code *#92772689#

Power of Positive Talk

A man was lost while driving through the countryside. As he tried to reach for the map, he accidentally drove off the road into a ditch. Though he wasn't injured, his car was stuck deep in the mud. So the man walked to a nearby farm to ask for help.


"Warwick can get you out of that ditch," said the farmer, pointing to an old mule standing in a field. The man looked at the decrepit old mule and looked at the farmer who just stood there repeating, "Yep, old Warwick can do the job." The man figured he had nothing to lose.


The two men and the mule made their way back to the ditch. The farmer hitched the mule to the car. With a snap of the reins, he shouted, "Pull, Fred! Pull, Jack! Pull, Ted! Pull, Warwick!"


And the mule pulled that car right out of the ditch. The man was amazed. He thanked the farmer, patted the mule, and asked, "Why did you call out all of those names before you called Warwick?"


The farmer grinned and said, "Old Warwick is just about blind. As long as he believes he's part of a team, he doesn't mind pulling."

26 Things in a Perfect Guy

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he’s being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn’t
normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can’t.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

How To Be Perfectly Miserable

1. Think about yourself.

2. Talk about yourself.

3. Use the personal pronoun "I" as often as possible in your
conversation.

4. Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.

5. Listen greedily to what people say about you.

6. Insist on consideration and respect.

7. Demand agreement with your own views on everything.

8. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them.

9. Never forget a service you may have rendered.

10. Expect to be appreciated.

11. Be suspicious.

12. Be sensitive to slights.

13. Be jealous and envious.

14. Never forget a criticism.

15. Trust nobody but yourself.

Realize the true value of your parents

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique.

Thus,it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. stage.

Realize the true value of your parents before its too late

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NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE

BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY

DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS

AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES

WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY.................

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS

EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,

NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE

BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.......................

NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS

IN OTHERS

WHICH WILL MAKE YOU

FEEL ALONE,

RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF

YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY

EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE......................

ALWAYS HAVE

A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE.

THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE

IN EVERY PERSON.

EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT

TWICE A DAY...................................

collage vs movies fun

Check out the similarities between collage/school and movies.

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti

marathi jokes

Good marathis jokes



Joke on reporter

एक पत्रकर एका कोकणस्थची मुलाखत घेत असतो.

तर पत्रकर विचारतो, "अहो मला एक सांगा, तुम्ही कोकणस्थ सगले जण चिंगुस (कंजुष) म्हणतात, ते का?"

तर तो कोकणस्थ म्हणतो:

"अरे, आता हे बघ माझ हे जे धोतर आहे ना ते मी गेली २० वर्ष वापरतो,

अजुन ५ वर्ष्यान्नी ते पुर्ण फाटेल,

मग मी त्याची गोधडी करीन आमच्या बाळासाठी,

मग ती गोधडी फाटली की त्याचे लन्गोट करीन.

मग ते लन्गोट फटले की त्याचे पाय-पुसन करीन.

मग ते पाय-पुसन वापरुन वापरुन फाटल की मग त्याच्या वाती वलिन आणि

पन्ति मध्ये लाविन.

माग त्या वाती जलल्या कि जी राख उरेल त्या राखेने दात घासिन."


हे सर्व ऐकुन तो पत्रकार बेशुद्ध पडतो.

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जसा मच्छर मारून तू शिकारी बनणार नाहीस
...
तसाच १०-१२ एसेमेस फॉरवर्ड केल्याने तू भिकारी बनणार नाहीस!!!

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Monkey joke

तू झाडावर चढू शकतोस का ?

संजीवनी आणू शकतोस का ?

छाती फाडून राम-सीता दाखवू शकतोस का?

नाही ना ?

... अरे वेड्या , फक्त माकडासारखं तोंड असल्यानं कुणी हनुमान होत नाही!!!!

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आपत्तींची मालिका

२००२ : दहशतवाद

२००३ : पूर

२००४ : त्सुनामी

२००५ : भूकंप

२००६ : जलप्रलय

आणि आता

२००७ : आप का सुरूर!!!
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आपली चूक असताना जो माफी मागतो , तो प्रामाणिक असतो.

आपली चूक आहे की नाही , याची खात्री नसतानाही जो माफी मागतो, तो शहाणा असतो.

आपली चूक नसतानाही जो माफी मागतो, तो नवरा असतो!!!

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Joke on bird
एका झाडावर पाच पक्षी बसलेले असतात.

तिथे एक शिकारी येतो आणि गोळी झाडतो.

एका पक्ष्याला गोळी लागते. तो खाली कोसळतो.

गोळीबाराने घाबरून तीन पक्षी उडून जातात.

एक पक्षी मात्र झाडावर तसाच बसून राहतो...

... का?

...

अंगात मस्ती , दुसरं काय ?
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घर घ्यावं ' पाहून'!

नवं घर घेताना तुमच्या इस्टेट एजंटकडून कधीही कानी पडू नयेत, अशी काही विधानं...

छे छे! तुम्हाला कुणीतरी चुकीची माहिती दिलीये. तुमच्या बिल्डिंगचा फक्त मागचा भागच एका दफनभूमीवर उभारलाय!

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अहो , एका बाथरूमच्या फ्लशमधून पाण्याऐवजी रक्ताचा फवारा येतो , इतक्या फुटकळ कारणासाठी हे घर भुतानं झपाटलेलं ठरवणार तुम्ही?!!!

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हे पाहा! तुमच्या आधीच्या भाडेकरूनं अगदी स्पष्टपणे सांगितलंय की या घरातल्या माशा चावल्यावर फक्त दोन दोन इंचाचे फोड येतात. पू होऊन ते फुटतात चार दिवसांत. पण, त्या विषारी नाहीयेत अजिबात!

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अहो , मृत्यू प्रत्येक घरात होतो , या घरातही झाला. आणि सरकारी वकील तो खून होता , असं सिद्ध नाही करू शकले कोर्टात!

... आणि हो, तुमच्या शेजारीच हिमेश रेशमियाची म्युझिक रूम आहे!!!
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jokes on zoo and kids
पांडू हवालदाराने चार शाळकरी पोरट्यांना धरून आणलेले पाहून इन्स्पेक्टर प्रधान हतबुद्धच झाले. त्यांनी विचारले, ''काय रे पांडू, हा काय प्रकार?''

'' अहो, या कारट्यांनी राणीच्या बागेत भयंकर प्रकार केला.''

इतक्याशा मुलांनी भयंकर असे काय केले असेल, असा प्रश्ान् पडून इ. प्रधानांनी पोरांकडे मोहरा वळवला. पहिल्या पोराला विचारलं, ''तुझं नाव काय आणि हवालदारानं पकडलं तेव्हा तू नेमकं काय करत होतास राणीच्या बागेत?''

पोरगा निरागस चेहऱ्यानं म्हणाला, ''माझं नाव नन्या. मी सिंहाच्या पिंजऱ्यात शेंगदाणे टाकण्याचा प्रयत्न करत होतो.''

आता दुसरा मुलगा. ''माझं नाव मन्या. मीही सिंहाच्या पिंजऱ्यात शेंगदाणे टाकायचा प्रयत्न करत होतो.''

तिसरा मुलगा. ''माझं नाव विन्या. मी पण सिंहाच्या पिंजऱ्यात शेंगदाणे टाकायचा प्रयत्न करत होतो.''

चौथा मुलगा स्फुंदत स्फुंदत पुढे आला आणि म्हणाला, ''माझं नाव
शेंगदाणे
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Good marathi quotes | More marathi jokes, SMS, messages

Figure out - ur Namez meaning

Figure out - ur Name'z meaning!!

A: Likes to flirt
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: has one of the best personalities ever
E: is a damn good kisser
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Is always there for their friends.
J: Lives life for fun
K: a big tease
L: loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: dead sexy
O: not judgemental
P: Never ready
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Popular with all types of people
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: crazy/hyper
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Best kisser
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for.
Z: Always ready ...

Start fun

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1. Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"

But now they are called..
"IT professionals"

2
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3.
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,
One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,

4.

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

5.
Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

DOG

6.
What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

and

Just few hours left for your exams..!



7.
Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!


8.
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"

Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!


9
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"


10
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

.... Leave them to us …………….

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