funny computer jokes - It jokes

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...

Funny Greeting Cards - Outside n Inside

1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

13. How can I say this....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

15. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

16. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

17. We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor )

Some funny quotes/thoughts when we compare oracle with real life....enjoy



Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. 'Parent keys not found!'

Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. 'Duplicate value on index!'

Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'

Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'

Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'

Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'

Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'

Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. 'Object is found mutating!'

Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'

Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'

Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
A. 'System out of tablespace!'

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Swine Flu poem


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दहावी पेपर)- कारणे द्या; गांडूळ शेतकऱ्याचा मित्र आहे.
उत्तरः शेतकरी शेतात एकट्याने राबतो आणि गांडूळ त्याच्याशी गप्पा मारते, म्हणून.

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प्रश्न - कारणे द्या. उन्हाळ्यात दिवस मोठा तर थंडीत लहान असतो.
उत्तर - एखादी गोष्ट तापविल्याने प्रसरण पावते. उन्हाळ्यात तापमान जास्त असल्याने दिवस प्रसरण पावून मोठा होतो, तर थंडीत त्याउलट लहान होतो.

खालील बाबतीत काय होईल ते सांगा-
जळत्या मेणबत्तीवर ग्लास उपडा ठेवल्यास----
उत्तर- ग्लास काळा होईल.

मराठीत भाषांतर करा.

चिडियां पेडपर चहचहाती हैं ।
चिमण्या झाडावर चहा पितात

swine flu-Precautions to be taken to fight swine flu

Swine flu - a hot topic these days. well here are some precautions and some important information about this flu. I hope this will help jokes-adda readers. You can also share this post to your friends and family with help of sharethis link below the post.


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H1N1 Flu also called Swine flu is an infection caused by a virus. It's named for a virus that pigs can get. People do not normally get swine flu, but human infections can and is happening now. Moreover, it is spreading at a large scale in Pune. The virus is contagious and can spread from human to human. Symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the symptoms of regular human flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue.



There are antiviral medicines you can take to prevent or treat swine flu. There is no vaccine available right now to protect against siwine flu.

You can help prevent the spread of germs that cause respiratory illnesses like influenza by

* Covering your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
* Washing your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. You can also use alcohol-based hand cleaners.
* Avoiding touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.
* Trying to avoid close contact with sick people.
* Staying home from work or school if you are sick. (with symptoms above)

Also wanted to share with you that as on today there are only 2 government hospitals in Pune which can and are authorized to give Swine Flu treatment. Please see below the names and helpline numbers of those hospitals and some other critical info on the topic:

· Naidu hospital- Helpline number- 020-20250050

· Aundh Hospital- Helpline number- 020-27285432

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