Showing posts with label quotes on life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes on life. Show all posts

funny facts of life sunny sayings

Checkout these funny facts of life.

 stone is enough to break a glass. 
1sentence is enough to break a heart. 
1sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???
 
 
A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.
 


My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: 
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated. 
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”


 
Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???
 
 
Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
 
 
Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31
 

interesting quotes for life


What is life ?? checkout these nice quotes.

very nice collection of quotes on life, life sayings and life proverbs. Your number one source for inspiration and wisdom from the wise.


In school, you're taught the lesson and then you're given the test. In life, you're given the test and then the lesson.- Anonymous

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast, you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. - Eddie Cantor

The most important thing is to enjoy life and be happy. That's all that matters. – Audrey Hepburn

Every day, it's important to ask and answer these questions: "What's good in my life?" and "What needs to be done?" - Nathaniel Branden


Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. - Kathleen Norris

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller


Live life to the fullest for tomorrow may never come. - Anonymous


Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin


I trust life not because I trust the world, but because I trust the God who lives in my heart. - Marianne Williamson


Life is a rhythm between day and night, summer and winter. It is a continuous rhythm. Never stop anywhere! Be moving! - Osho


Never dull your shine for somebody else. - Tyra Banks


Never forget that one great simple idea can change everything! - Nicole


Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine


One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching. - Anonymous


For everything you lose, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


You must start thinking you are becoming the person you choose to be. - David Viscott


We need quiet time to examine our life openly and honestly, spending quiet time alone gives your mind an opportunity to renew itself and create order. - Susan Taylor


A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon


Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. - Voltaire


Listen to your heart. Even though it's on the left side, it's always right. - Anonymous


As long as one keeps searching, the answers come. - Joan Baez


Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. - Mother Teresa


Doing your best is more important than being the best. - Anonymous


Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb


The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. - G. K. Chesterton

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