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Gatari Amavasya, shravan month starts on 22nd july
July 22,2009 is 'Gatari Amavasya' in Maharashtra.
This day marks the beginning of Shravan Maas(Shravan mahina), the fifth month in the Hindu calender.Shravan Maas is full of religious
festivals and almost every day of this month is auspicious, especially mondays ( called shravani somvar in marathi). Shiv Aradhana is done on mondays.
Why the month is called shravan?
Because the star called shravan rules the sky during this month.
Why to avoid non-vegetarian food during month?
The reason is that it's the monsoon season and many animals are pregnant during this period, so we are not supposed to kill and eat the animals for this entire month. As an early compensation for the month-long abstinence that is about to follow, people get together and hog wholeheartedly on their favorite non-veg food and booze. This celebration is called gatari.
Happy Gatari..
find out answers to this. very funny quotes again.
Hey all just checkout these funny quotes.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
AND... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". - (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. - Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". - (And that would be how???)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". - (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". -(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". -(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". - (And...I'm taking this because???)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". - (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use". - (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". - (Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". - (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish Chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Funny n naughty Phone Answering Messages n incident
Hey check out these funny phone answering messages...... enjoy
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling..... and I'll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "hot" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slow. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back .10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
marathi kavita /poem for life partner कुणीतरी हव असत
Very Nice Marathi poem / kavita for life partner / - कुणीतरी हव असत
कुणीतरी हव असत.......
कुणीतरी हव असत ,जीवनात साथ देनार
हातात हात घेउन , शब्दान्शिवाय बोलनार्....
कुणीतरी हव असत ,जीवाला जीव देनार
फ़ुलातल्या सुगन्धासारख,आयुष्यभर जपनार्......
कुणीतरी हव असत ,हक्कान् रागावनार,
चुका ज़ाल्या तरी,मायेन समज़ावनार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,आपल म्हननार
नजरेतले भाव जानुन,आपल्याला ओळखणार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,बरोबर चालणार,
कशीही वाट असली तरी,माग न फ़िरनार........
कुणीतरी हव असत ,वास्तवाच भान देणार,
कल्पनेच्या विश्वातही,माझ्यासवे रमणार......
कुणीतरी हव असत,मनापासुन धीर देणार,
स्वतहाच्या दुखातही,मला सामाउन घेणार.........
कुणीतरी हव असत,एकान्तातही रेन्गाळनार,
माझ्यासोबत नसतानाही,मझ्यासोबतच असनार....
कुणीतरी हव असत,विश्वास ठेवणार,
माझ्या विश्वासाला.कधीही न फ़सवणार...........
कुणीतरी हव असत,मला समजुन् घेनार,
आयुष्याच्या वाटेवर साथ देशील क विचारणार............
What is Marketing - very funny quotes
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " - That’s Direct Marketing"
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He’s very rich. "Marry him." -That’s Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I’m very rich. "Marry me - That’s Telemarketing"
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I’m rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That’s Public Relations"
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That’s Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - " That’s Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That’s demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I’m rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That’s competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I’m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That’s restriction for entering new markets "
very nice quotes and status messages for gtalk n yahoo messengers
Are you looking for some nice status messages and gtalk quotes. Here is a collection of some nice messages. If you want to add your messages then please post it in comments.
Go and set the funny gtalk status messages from this collecction.
Have fun...
Quality is never an accident,
it is always the result of an intelligent effort, &
there should be a will to produce superior things
it is always the result of an intelligent effort, &
there should be a will to produce superior things
90 people get Swine Flu and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask AND 20 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom
Here are some more good quotes for your gtalk and yahoo messenger. enjoy
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
I do not know which makes a man more conservative— to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
Don't keep anything for special occasions, bcoz every day u live is a special occasion.
A happy man is happy not because everything is right in his life !
He is happy because he does all things in his life right !!
He is happy because he does all things in his life right !!
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel when u miss them.
Go and set the funny gtalk status messages from this collecction.
Have fun...
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