SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

Silicon Valley of Maharashtra - 18 things about pune

1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years
2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia.
3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.
4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore - 208, Hyderabad - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra
5. Pune has 35 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.
6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.
7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.
8. Pune university has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.
9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e.Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians,10% Tamilians, 14% Telugues, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans(Koregaon Park),5% Africans,2%Bangalis and 6% a mixture of all races.
10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay.
11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India.
12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.
13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris
15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.
16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.
17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).
18. Pune is the only city in India where there are seven Universities.

height of revenge - Animals trying to take revenge from humans

Think - When animals will try to take revenge from humans.
Cant imagine?? Just take a look at these images. its so funnyyy...

Hmm birds planning for it



Zebra crossing



Human bank



And finally a revenge of a mouse



Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .......

nice marathi poem to express love for some one

Hey all , check out this wonderful poem in marathi.

मी तिच्यात नव्हतो

मी तिच्यात नव्हतो पण ती माझ्यात होती
तीची नव्हती कधी पण माझी साथ होती

मी आजवर कदीलांच्या उजेडात जगलो
ती चमकणा-या ता-यांच्या प्रकाशात होती

तीचा प्रवास होता मोठ्या महामार्गावरचा
माझी ती बिचारी लहान पायवाट होती

तिच्या स्वप्नांना दोरखडं जखडलेले नेहमी
माझी कधीही सुटणारी निसरति गाठ होती

तीच सुखांशी नेहमी अजोड नातं गुफ़लेल
माझ्या वाट्याला दुःखंच भरमसाठ होती.

नेहमी साखर झोपेची तिची पहाट रोजची
मी डोळे मिटले नाही माझी सदा पहाट होती.

तिच्या ओठी नेहमी हसु उमलायच सुखाच
माझ्या डोळ्यानां नेहमी आसवांची साथ होती

तिने कधी हात जोडले नाहीत कशासाठी देवापुढे
तीच्यासाठी देवळात नेहमी माझीच वरात होती

आज म्हणतेय मी चुकली पण काय फ़ायदा
खरच फ़ार उशीरा तीची ही साद होती.

मी स्मशांन वाटेवर असताना तिला कळाल
आज म्हणे ती दिवसभर देवळात होती


Some other links you may like
Marathi love poem / kavita
marathi poem for friendship
lovely poem for wife/bayko

very nice waterfall pics