short one liners funny quotes sayings

Enjoy short one liner funny quotes

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

marathi rain poem for kids - पाउस आला

पाउस आला की मजाच मजा असते. कधी कधी तर आईनी परवानगी दिली तर थोडा वेळ भिजता पण येत. ह्या कवितेत एक छोटासा बालक पावसाच वर्णन करत आहे अणि छत्रिशी गप्पा मारत आहे.



छत्रीबाई छत्रीबाई

पाउस आला

काळ्या छपरा खाली

घेतेस का मला?

टप टप टप

थेंब बघ वाजतात

काळ्या छपरावर

थुई थुई नाचतात

थुई थुई कारंजे

थड थड उडे

ढगातला पाउस

खाली पडे!

Star Aderoid - 21st June, look as large as the sun from naked eye

Share this with your friends,as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.


Two Suns on 21thJune 2010

21st June - the Whole World is waiting for.............

Star Aderoid will be the brightest in the sky, starting 10 June. It will look as large as the sun from naked eye. This will culminate on 21stjune when the star comes within 34.65M miles of the earth. Be sure to watch the sky on june. 21 at 12:30 pm. It will look like the earth has 2 suns.!!


The next time Aderoid may come this close is in 228721st June - the Whole World is waiting for.............

Star Aderoid will be the brightest in the sky, starting 10 June. It will look as large as the sun from naked eye. This will culminate on 21stjune when the star comes within 34.65M miles of the earth. Be sure to watch the sky on june. 21 at 12:30 pm. It will look like the earth has 2 suns.!!


The next time Aderoid may come this close is in 2287

We live in a Nation - Incredible India

· where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police,

· Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 11.5%,

· Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,

· Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,

· Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,

· Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,

· Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

· Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhon se kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."

munnabhai Tappori programmer poem - software engineer kavita

Here is a fresh new funny poem for SOFTWARE PROGRAMMERS.
Title : Tappori s/w Engg SONG

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...


saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...



copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!



fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?



are kaiko ?



arre kaiko re?



fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila.....



ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!



saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ......



computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!



din bhar appun computer ke aagge...



koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...



Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya ...!!!



ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!



(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)



fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...



form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!



lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya ......!!!



par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ....!!!



appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par

appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...?



saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...



par appun ek aansu nahi roya...



kaiko royega...?



kaiko..?



saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!



agale din se phir wohi life chalu...



wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!



training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...



haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...



(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)



fir ...?



fir kya...?



fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!!



shaappak...



saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya .......



computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!

preyasi prem marathi kavita poem - best poem

Checkout this lovely poem for PREYASI / Girlfriend in MARATHI

ती........
तिने कित्ती सुंदर दिसावं..
जसं गुलाबाचं फूल उमलावं..
कोणाच्याही नजरेत भरावं..
तासन तास पाहत रहावं..!!!!

तिने कित्ती गोड बोलावं..
ऐकणाऱ्याने विरघळून जावं..
हरवूनच जावं ..
सोबत तिच्या..!!!!

तिने कित्ती साधं रहावं ..
त्यातही रूप तिचं खुलावं..
कोणीही फिदा व्हाव ..
अदांवर तिच्या..!!!!

तिचं उदास होणं..
कसं हृदयाला भिडावं..
कोणालाही वाईट वाटावं..
अश्रूंनी तिच्या..!!!!

तिचं हसणं ..
कोणालाही सुखवावं..
कोणीही घसरून पडावं..
गालावरल्या खळीत तिच्या..!!!!

तिच्या नजरेने मलाच शोधावं..
अचानक नजरेने नजरेला भिडावं ..
मग तिने लगेच दुसरीकडे पहावं..
लाजेने चूर चूर व्हावं..!!!!

ती समोर असताना ...
मी सारं काही विसरावं..
तिने इश्य करत लाजावं..
मी 'आये हाये' करत घायाळ व्हावं ..!!!!

तिने फक्त माझंच रहावं..
मीही फक्त तिच्यासाठीच जगावं..
साथ देऊ जन्मोजन्मी ..
विरहाचं दुख कधीही न यावं..
कधीही न अनुभवावं..!!!!