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Funny Marathi Kavita (Poem) : आवडता प्राणी - 'गाय'

अमेरिकेमध्ये मुलाला 'गाय' असे म्हणतात. भारतात गवत खाणा-या प्राण्याला गाय असे म्हणतात. गायीला चार पाय आणि दोन कान असतात. गायीचे तोंड गायतोंडे सरांसारखे असते.

गायी फावल्या वेळेत शेपटीने माश्या मारतात. मेलेल्या माशांचे सुकड बोंबील करतात. ते टेस्टी असते. गायी गोठ्यामध्ये गायी-गायी करतात.

गाय दुध देते पण आम्ही चितळ्यांचे दुध पितो. गायीच्या 'शी'ला शेण असे म्हणतात. शीलाताई शेणाच्या गौ-या करते.

गायीच्या पिल्लाला वासरू असे म्हणतात. वासुरबारसेला वासराचे बारसे करतात.

गायीची पूजा होते. पूजा मला आवडते. ती माझ्या शेजारी बसते.

गायीला माता म्हणतात.

भारत माता कि जय !

cricket fever - Couple Silent in Bed

Wife Thinks :

Why is he not talking to me?

Is he thinking of another woman?

Does he like some one else?

Is he seeing someone?

Don't I appeal to him anymore?

Are wrinkles showing on my face?

Is he trying to dump me?

Is he now finding me ugly?

Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

Does my make up repel him these days?

Is he upset with my nagging?

WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband thinks:

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Saala Dhoni ne last over Nehra ko kyun diya?

Very nice story - Strange Coincidence

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there,

drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our Porch."