funny n strage tree shapes amazing n must watch.

Funny sleeping Quote & Funny Sayings

checkout Funny sleeping Quote That Will Make You Laugh and Smile

Early to bed and early to

rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon.LOL

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Why did the blonde put make up on her forehead?

To help make up her mind!

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Take care of your loved ones like this

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.




Dear Bubba:

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.



Love, Dad



A few days later, he received a letter from his son.



Dear Dad:

For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba



At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love, Bubba

marathi poem on girls - kavita mulinsathi

समजून सगळे
नासमज बनतात मुली
चांगल्या चांगल्या मुलांना
वेडयात काढतात या मुली

अनोलखी पुरुषाला
दादा - भैय्या म्हणतात या मुली ,
पण आपल्याच वडलान्ना
काका का म्हणतात या मुली ,


बोलायला गेलो तर
लाइन मारतोय म्हणतात या मुली,
मग नाहीच बोललो की
शाइन मारतोय का म्हणतात या मुली?

मुद्द्याच बोलण थोड़च असत
तरी चिव चिव चिव चिव खुप करतात या मुली,
जेव्हा खरज बोलण्याची गरज असते ....
तेव्हा नजर खाली करून रुमाल का ख़राब करतात या मुली ?

पावसात भिजायच तर असत
तरी चिखल पाहून नाक का मुरडतात मुली ?
थंडी गुलाबीच चांगली अस म्हणतात!!!
मग 2-4 स्वेटर घालून सुद्धा कुडकुडतात का या मुली ??

वाचून ही कविता
चान्ग्ल्याच भडकतिल या मुली !!!!

Great Philosophy of Life - Must read

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.

A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took them to catch it.

"Not very long." they answered in unison.

"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.

In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

We have a full life."

The tourist interrupted,

"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!

You should start by fishing longer every day.

You can then sell the extra fish you catch.

With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.

Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.

You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?"

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting, " answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.

"After that you'll be able to retire,

live in a tiny village near the coast,

sleep late, play with your children,

catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife

and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.

And the moral of this story is:

Know where you're going in life....
you may already be there.