Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?
Gentleman replied : If you had collected all that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?
Gentleman:-No.
Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?
Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.
[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]
Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health!
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Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
Chanakya's Quotes about life - very true
Chanakya's Quotes - Worth reading a million times…
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"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are victimized first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC)
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"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"The biggest guru-mantra is:
Never share your secrets with anybody. !
It will destroy you."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and
Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
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"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction...”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC) ]
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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
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परीक्षेच्या RESULT नंतर:
जर चांगले गुण मिळून पास झाला तर…
शिक्षक: मी
शिकवलंय म्हणून
आई: सगळी देवाची कृपा
...बाबा: माझा मुलगा आहे, चांगले मार्क्स
मिळणारच
मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर मारू
आणि...
जर नापास झाला
तर….
शिक्षक: क्लास मधे लक्ष देत नाही
आई: हे सगळं मोबाईलमुळे
झालंय
बाबा: तुझाच मुलगा आहे, लाडाने डोक्यावर बसवून
ठेवलंस
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पण
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मित्र: चल यार, जाऊन एक बिअर
मारू
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