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funny whatsapp status messages
Hey we know what you are looking for :),
who is not crazy about updating daily status and display pic on whatsapp. Even I love to put crazy images as my dp and status as well. So in this post I am trying to share some nice, crazy, super funny whatsapp status messages.
who is not crazy about updating daily status and display pic on whatsapp. Even I love to put crazy images as my dp and status as well. So in this post I am trying to share some nice, crazy, super funny whatsapp status messages.
Top 50 Very funny Whatsapp Status:
- Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
- Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
- Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
- Save Water, Drink Beer!!
- Everything is rightly confused.
- Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
- The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
- Rules are made to be break.
- If you can't the thing, Move on: D
- Only brain is works more...if you use it more.
- Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
- Only you can work better.
- Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
- Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.
- Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
- I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
- 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
- 3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
- If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
- Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
- Is it vodka o’clock yet?
- Keep calm, stay happy.
- I don't get drunk, i get awesome.
- Great power comes with great electricity bills.
- Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!
- Life is onetime offers use it well.
- Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
- Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
- Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead.
- If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
- I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
- Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
- Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
- No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
- Silent people have the craziest minds.
- Marriage means silent suicide.
- I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
- All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
- People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
- On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
- 3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
- I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
- I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- You have the perfect face for radio.
- Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
- Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
- You look like a before picture.
- I was pro life before I met you.
- Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.
Fresh new marathi poem for loverboys
Hey all romantic loverboys, here is fresh new poem for you. You really lost in those beautiful moments you spent with her? and looking for fresh new marathi poem / Kavita on internet. You are landed at perfect place, just checkout this new marathi poem. I have been posting many poems and I have noticed that many visitors( specially from India Mumbai) like love and romance related poems that too in Marathi. So keep listening to my blog many more coming soon.
तुझी आठवण येते तेव्हा..
तुझी आठवण येते तेव्हा..
देवा एकाच मागणी
तिची पापणी भरू दे
माझ्या नावाचा एक तरी थेंब
तिच्या नयनी तरु दे..
रात अशी ही तंद्रित
पापणिहि बघ लवते आहे
ह्रुदयाचे ठोके हळुवार सांगे
कुणीतरी माझ्यासाठी जागत आहे
तुझी आठवण येते तेव्हा
तु दिलेली प्रेमपत्रे वाचत बसतो
तु येणार नाहीस माहित असतं
डोळे पुसुन मग स्वतःवरच हसतो..
एकही क्षण नाही जेव्हा
तिची आठवण येत नसेल,
असा एकतरी क्षण असेल
जेव्हा ती मला आठवत असेल
तू समोर असतेस
तेंव्हा बोलू देत नाहीस
तू समोर नसतेस
तेंव्हा झोपू देत नाहीस
तो ढग बघ कसा
बरसण्यासाठी आतुरलाय
तुझ्या चिंब गालावरुन ओघळला
म्हणुन थेंबसुद्धा आनंदलाय
माझ्या शब्दांना अजुन तरी
काहीच अर्थ नाही.
जोपर्यंत त्या गीताला
तुझ्या ओठांचा स्पर्श नाही.
येणारा दिवस कधीच
तुझ्या आठवणीशिवाय जात नाही
दिवस जरी गेला तरी
तुझी आठवण जात नाही.
आज सारे विसरली तू
नावही न येई ओठांवर.....
कसे मानू तू कधी
खरे प्रेम करशील कुणावर......
तेव्हा सागर किनारी साक्षीने
तू घेतल्यास किती शपथा.....
किती मारल्यास मिठया तू
तो चंद्र ढगात लपता........
नजरेत जरी अश्रू असले
तरी ओठावर हास्य असाव
ओठावरच्या हास्यामागे
नजरेतल्या अश्रूना लपवाव.
कसे करू माफ़ तुला
जे घाव तू मला दिले......
घेऊन माझी फूले
तू काटेच मला दिले......
डोळे पुसण्यास माझे
पाऊस धावूनी आला,
थेंब कोणता तुझा नि माझा
हेच कळेना म्हणाला.
आज पुन्हा तुझी आठवण आली
आणि मी उगीच हसु लागलो
खोटं खोटं हसताना...
कळलेच नाही, कधी रडु लागलो...
तुझ्या नि माझ्या वाटा,
एकमेकींशी नेहमीच समांतर
एकत्रच चालतात खर तर,
पण मिटत नाही अंतर
मनातला प्रत्येक क्षण
ओठांवरती येईल का?
ओठांवरील प्रत्येक शब्द
मनातच राहील का?
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