funny whatsapp status messages

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who is not crazy about updating daily status and display pic on whatsapp. Even I love to put crazy images as my dp and status as well. So in this post I am trying to share some nice, crazy, super funny whatsapp status messages.

Top 50 Very funny Whatsapp Status:

• Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
• Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
• Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
• Save Water, Drink Beer!!
• Everything is rightly confused.
• Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
• The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
• Rules are made to be break.
• If you can't the thing, Move on: D
• Only brain is works more...if you use it more.
• Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
• Only you can work better.
• Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
• Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone.
• Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
• I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
• 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
• 3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
• If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
• Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
• Is it vodka o’clock yet?
• Keep calm, stay happy.
• I don't get drunk, i get awesome.
• Great power comes with great electricity bills.
• Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!
• Life is onetime offers use it well.
• Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
• Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
• Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead.
• If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
• I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
• Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
• Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
• No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
• Silent people have the craziest minds.
• Marriage means silent suicide.
• I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
• All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.
• People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
• On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
• 3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.
• I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
• I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
•  The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
• You have the perfect face for radio.
• Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.                                                      
• Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
• You look like a before picture.
• I was pro life before I met you.
• Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.