life ke funde - husband wife quotes and funnay messages

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And
the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
goo

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\


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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"