kanjoos shayaris - funny sms messages 4 kanjoos friends

Checkout Some funny kanjoos shayaris. Its really very funny and start sending them to your kanjoos friends(dost.)


Phone ek Mandhir,
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.

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25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.

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Na Hoga Kanjus Tumsa ZamaneMe ,1 umar GuzarGayi Tumko Samjane Me Kabi 1sms hi karde o zalim kanjus, Laga Rehta He paisa Bachane Me

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Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

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MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice,

APPLE ka juice, PINEPLE ka juice, PAPITA ka juice,

GRAP ka juice...

Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!

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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!

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Ab To Iqrar Karlo Or Na Tadpao Ab To Bata Do Or Na Sharmao Are BolB Do Ki.. Aap Humse Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho, SMS karne Me

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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Cheez Hai 20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10 Padte Hai 5 Ko Smjh Me Aata Hai 4 To Kanjus Hote Hai1Murga Kismat Se Fasta He Jo Reply Karta Hai.

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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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1 Glass Pani Lo
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna

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Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,
Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega

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Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.

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Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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--Ab kuch hindi main--


सुखे हुए तालाब से जल मांग़ रहे हो,
उजडे हुए बाग से फाल मांग रहे हो,
जो शक्श तुम्हे दे नही सकता एक माटी का खिलौना,
उस शक्श से तुम ताज महल मांग रहे हो.

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