Funny Bose D K Bhag IT style - computer fun

Checkout Bose D K Bhagggg in funny IT style. Its really very funny, every software engineer must read it. 

Manager mujh se bola,

Ye company hai meri,

Recruitment teri,

Galti hai meri,

Analyst ki shakal mein,

Beta tu to nikla PHANKIBAAJ BAAJ....

BHAAG Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

Aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

Project Lead bola,

kal MEETING hai meri,

kaam kar le tu poora,

JIMMEDARI hai teri,

WEEKEND pe jab bulaya, toh mere Piche lag gayi aisi AAG AAG.. BHAAG

Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

Aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

Bhaag bhaag DK Bose dk bhaag

Team Lead ne muh khola,

10 baje CALL teri,

Tab tak complete kar le,

Jo REPORT hai meri,

Ab aisi condition mein, mere mann me jaage ek hi yeh KHAYAAL KHAYAAL.. BHAAG

Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

bhaag bhaag DK Bose dk bhaag

Director ne bola,

Ki Appraisal hui teri,

INCREMENT jab poochha,

Toh lag gayire meri,

INFLATION hai 15 percent aur INCREMENT hai bus sirf PAAANCH PAANCH.. BHAAG

Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose

bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag

aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi aandhi aayi

bhaag bhaag DK Bose dk bhaag.

cigarette smoking facebook status messages very funny

Hey guys r u searching for some nice smoking quotes to put on your facebook, gchat status messages? Checkout some funny cigarette smoking quotes here on jokes adda. I hope you all enjoy them, put your quotes and suggestions in my post comments. I will surely publish them.

Life is like a cigarette. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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serious facebook status quotes messages

Hey guys r u searching for some nice serious, inspiring and love quotes to put on your facebook, gchat status messages? Checkout some nice quotes here on jokes adda. I hope you all enjoy them, put your quotes and suggestions in my post comments. I will surely publish them.


Speak Only When You Feel Your Words Are Better Than Silence!

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Always remember success should'nt go to ur head n failure to ur heart

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Actions speak louder den w0rds.........

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"Life Is A Question, Nobody Can Answer It.."

And

"Death Is An Answer, Nobody Can Question It.."

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IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .

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Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for u, but life living for someone who lives only for u.....

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you have enemies? its good if teh answer is yes..it means you have atleast stood up for something in life ;-)

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Once in my life, I met someone whom I loved and cared for. I gave everything, I fought for her. But one thing I forgot to do is to ask if she wanted me to..............:(:(:(

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Funny facebook status quotes messages

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Dad joined facebook...
Kid's status update:- "Dad on fb.. WTF!!!! .
Dad commented 'what is WTF'????????????????
Kid replied 'Welcome To Facebook'

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Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D

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Life is like a cigratte. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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dont you find it funny that after monday(m) and tuesday(t), the rest of the week says wtf?

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Those who like me, raise your hands!!
n those who don't like me, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!! B-)

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a deadline in a deadline; doesn't matter even if you are dead

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Here is a modern definition of Love:

love is like a bird
u hold tightly it dies
u hold lightly it flies
...u hold it nicely,it shits on ur hands

so forget love

just flirt

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... So waste your time and have time of your life:)

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Bf-i can do anythng 4u.
Gf-Will u die 4 me?
Bf- yes..
Gf-Will u delete ur facebook a\c 4 me?
Bf- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..:-)

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Some One Asked Me

"Howz Ur Life ?"

I Smiled :) And Answered :

"She Is Fine "

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SILENCE

Is d best Answer

for all questions

SMILE

...Is d best Reaction

in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In

any EXAM, REVIEW & INTERVIEW.....

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Every problem in life has two kinds of solutions.......

bhaag lo (run away)

bhaag lo (participate in it)

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I am proud of ma heart....its broken,hurt,played with....but somehow it still works.......♥

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fathers day quotes poems wishes sms funny

Father's Day 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011 ( Father's Day is on the third Sunday of June 2011. )


Best Quote : Small boy's definition of Father's Day: It's just like Mother's Day only you don't spend so much."

What do people do?

Father's Day is an occasion to mark and celebrate the contribution that your own father has made to your life. Many people send or give cards or gifts to their fathers. Sends wishes, sms, poems and cards to Father. I personally can Just miss him as he is no more with us now. Well just take a look at the collection for Fathers day, it might help you to make a wonderful father day 2011.

------------- Best poem for your dad ---------------------

What is A Dad?

A dad is someone who
wants to catch you before you fall
but instead picks you up,
brushes you off,
and lets you try again.

A dad is someone who
wants to keep you from making mistakes
but instead lets you find your own way,
even though his heart breaks in silence
when you get hurt.

A dad is someone who
holds you when you cry,
scolds you when you break the rules,
shines with pride when you succeed,
and has faith in you even when you fail...


------------- I love you dad ---------------------


DAD,
When i was born,
You were there to catch me when i fall, whenever and wherever.
When i said my first words,
You were there for me,
to teach me the whole dictionary if need be.
When i took my first steps,
You were there to encourage me on.
When i had my first day at school,
you were there to give me advice and help me with my homework.
I still havent finished school,
or walked down the aisle, or had my first child.
But i know you will be there for me through all these times and more, the good and bad.
So i just wrote this to say 'I LOVE YOU DAD!!!'


---------------- My life : Dad ------------------------------------------
who is the one person who can always make me smile?
Even when I'm mad at him?
Even when he makes me cry?
Even when he makes fun of me or laughs at me.
He is one of the people who has always been there for me, one who has always loved, cared, and provided for me.
He is one of the two most important people in the world to me. Someone I LOVE with all my heart.
He is my friend,my hero, but most importantly he is my...


Daddy!!!!

I Love you dad!






------------------ Some nice quotes for Fathers day --------------------------------
Celebrate Your Dad...with these meaningful quotes, sayings and short poems...




"A father is a guy who has snapshots in his wallet where his money used to be."




"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it."




"Small boy's definition of Father's Day: It's just like Mother's Day only you don't spend so much."




"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."




"My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it."




It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY 




Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day 




Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!                 


                                                             

Funny Work Quotes - office workload effects

Are you tired of siting on office chair continuously, and working daily for more than 12 hours. Then you must read this blog post. Which explains real side effects of workload in office and due to which your life some time becomes very funny. Some of funny real incidents are shared. Enjoy them for a while and get back to your work( Load)  .....Lolz.

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 I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
 and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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 Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with
 keys.

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 Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
 at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
 laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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 Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
 me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
 And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in
 my hand..
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 Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
 I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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 I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
 at my personal internet connection at home...
 thinking it will be blocked any way.
 Till I realize - I am at home.
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 Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
 keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
 water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
 I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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 Once after talking to one of my friends
 I ended the conversation saying,
 " Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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 Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
 from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

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 I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
 wondered when they became invalid???

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 Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
 pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
 I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
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 Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
 from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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  I, after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
 decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
 when I wanted to check the time,
 I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre
 screen!

first rain poem wishes sms quotes english hindi marathi

All are waiting for monsoon , don't really no when is going to start but just take a look at this cool Marathi, Hindi & English  kavita/poem for pahila paus ( First RAIN ). Enjoy....monsoon 2011..

First rain poem
 
First rain reminds me of the rising summer  dust,

The rain doesn't remember the rain of yesteryear!
A year is a trained beast with no memories.
Soon you will again wear your harnesses,
Beautiful and embroidered, to hold
Sheer stockings: you
Mare and harnesser in one body.

The white panic of soft flesh
In the panic of a sudden vision
Of ancient saints

 - by Yehuda Amichai
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Morning Rain message
A slight rain comes, bathed in dawn light.
I hear it among treetop leaves before mist
Arrives. Soon it sprinkles the soil and,
Windblown, follows clouds away. Deepened

Colors grace thatch homes for a moment.
Flocks and herds of things wild glisten
Faintly. Then the scent of musk opens across
Half a mountain -- and lingers on past noon.
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पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा

पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा
पहिला पाऊस पडतो तेंव्हा
एकच काम करायचं...
हातातली कामं टाकुन देउन
पावसात जाऊन भिजायचं!

आपल्या अंगावर झेलून घ्यायच्या
कोसळणार्‍या धारा
श्वासांमध्ये भरून घ्यायचा
सळाळणारा वारा.....
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First rain quotes and wishes

Blue is song,Yellow is music,Green is beauty,Red is love,White is peace,Pink is joy.May all these colours fall on u with dis rain…

Funny rain SMS
Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye,ye hawa ye mausam sirf apkeliye,6 mahine bit gaye apko nahaye huwe -june-mainye barish sirf apke liye
Bundo se bana hua chota sa samandarLehro se bhigti choti si bastiChalo dhundhe barish me dosti ki yaden Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki kashti…happy MONSOON

Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity To Pray To Love To Care To Share To Enjoy & To Thank Allah For All His Blessings We Recive.. Wish U Happy Rainy Season.


The rain may cover the sun but we know that the sun never forgets to shine, just like you, I may not often see you But you always shine in my prays.

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