Funny facebook status quotes messages

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Dad joined facebook...
Kid's status update:- "Dad on fb.. WTF!!!! .
Dad commented 'what is WTF'????????????????
Kid replied 'Welcome To Facebook'

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Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D

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Life is like a cigratte. Enjoy it ; otherwise jal to rahi hi hai ____ ;)

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bewafaa sanam sa to cigarette achi hai. . . . . . Dil ko jala ti hai par hoto sai to lagti hai. . . . . :)

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dont you find it funny that after monday(m) and tuesday(t), the rest of the week says wtf?

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'Mom' says "smoking is Ur enemy" but 'Jesus' and 'Gandhi' says "love Ur enemy" :-P

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I take a toke, that makes em choke. Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Those who like me, raise your hands!!
n those who don't like me, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!! B-)

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a deadline in a deadline; doesn't matter even if you are dead

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Here is a modern definition of Love:

love is like a bird
u hold tightly it dies
u hold lightly it flies
...u hold it nicely,it shits on ur hands

so forget love

just flirt

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Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life... So waste your time and have time of your life:)

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Bf-i can do anythng 4u.
Gf-Will u die 4 me?
Bf- yes..
Gf-Will u delete ur facebook a\c 4 me?
Bf- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..:-)

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Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! i downloaded it for free!

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Some One Asked Me

"Howz Ur Life ?"

I Smiled :) And Answered :

"She Is Fine "

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SILENCE

Is d best Answer

for all questions

SMILE

...Is d best Reaction

in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In

any EXAM, REVIEW & INTERVIEW.....

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Every problem in life has two kinds of solutions.......

bhaag lo (run away)

bhaag lo (participate in it)

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I am proud of ma heart....its broken,hurt,played with....but somehow it still works.......♥

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