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विनोद अतिशय पांचट असल्यामुले आपापल्या RISK वर वाचावा ... :P

एकदा एक मानुस आपल्या टॉमी नावाचा कुत्र्याला बिस्कीट देत म्हणाला ..

"TAKE TOMMY TAKE"
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मग काय
टॉमी भिंतीला जाउन टेकला

ही ही ही

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An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts n almonds 2 eat.

CONDUCTOR:"So sweet of u that u give me those nuts 2 eat? Why dont u eat them urself?"

OLD LADY:"I Dont hav teeth to munch them.''

CONDUCTOR:
then why do u buy them?''

OLD LADY:''I just luv the chocolate around them...."
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Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class Girl - Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy - Pal Kyu ??
Girl - Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid...

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'SHIT' and 'OH SHIT'..
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A boy throws a love letter to a girl,but it falls on her brother, =>Shit.
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her brother is a gay and smiles,=>Oh Shit :-P:-D

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Tell me what's better...???
Rs. 200 for Ra.One....????
OR
Rs. 5/- for Bar One...????
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