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how to avoid accidents on highway - funny seat belt
Hey jokes adda readers, you really want to avoid accidents on highways. Then trust me I am suggesting you this new safety seat belt. It really works.
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Common Sense - must read
एकदा वडील आणि मुलगा दोघे सहलीला जातात.
वडील अडाणी असतात आणि मुलगा चांगला शिकलेला असतो.
ते दोघे रात्री एक ठिकाणी आपला तंबू (Tent) उभारतात आणि त्यात झोपी जातात.
काही तासांनंतर वडील मुलाला उठवतात व म्हणतात
वडील: वर आकाशाकडे पहा आणि सांग काय दिसतंय..?
मुलगा: मला लाखो तारे दिसताहेत.
वडील: ते तुला काय सांगत आहेत?
मुलगा: खगोलशात्राज्ञान ुसार ते सांगतात कि लाखो आकाशगंगा आणि ग्रह आहेत.
वडील: (एक मुस्कटात ठेवत) मुर्खा ते सांगत आहेत कि आपला तंबू चोरीला गेला..
( शिक्षणाचा आणि कॉमनसेन्सचा काहीही संबंध नसतो )
Petrol hike jokes - funny pictures
Petrol Prices hiked by over 10% – reaches Rs. 78.16 in Mumbai! Oil companies decided to increase the price of petrol by 7.5 rupees from midnight of 23rd may 12. Its very difficult for common people to live this country now. Cong gov is almost killing common public. Well but jokes addas job is to keep you happy in every scene, so here are some funny pics about petrol price hike. Hope you all enjoy it.
Any one looking for PETROL LOANS after last hike in petrol. Check this funny picture.
Any one looking for PETROL LOANS after last hike in petrol. Check this funny picture.
Bat man and super man have also adjusted there life after PETROL HIKE.
Petrol Price hikes many times in year, how many times you get salary hike software engineers?
Finally common man got the solution, Mut mut ke petrol tank full karo. :)
husband wife jokes pati patni sms in marathi
Very funny husband wife jokes ( Pati patni jokes and SMS in Marathi ).
लग्नंतर बायका (आपापल्या) नवऱ्यांना कशा हाका मारतात, त्यांत कसा बदल होत जातो, पाहा!
पहिले वर्ष : अहो!
दुसरे वर्ष : अहो, ऐकलंत का?
तिसरे वर्ष : अहो, बंटीचे बाबा!
चौथे वर्ष : अहो, बहिरे झालात काय?
पाचवे वर्ष : कान फुटलेत की काय तुमचे?
सहावे वर्ष : इकडे येताय की मी येऊ तिकडे?
सातवे वर्ष : कुठे उलथलाय हा माणूस देव जाणे..!
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Pati: Tu kaay mala kutra mhanalis?
(Patni niruttar)
Pati (punha ekda): Mi kutra distoy ka tula?
(Patni kahich bolat nahi)
Pati (chidun): Mi kaay vichartoy?
Patni: Nahi mhatle…pan krupaya ata bhunkane band kara!
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Thama kaku: Tumchyashivay mi marun jaain!
Damu anna: Mi dekhil marun jaain!
Thama kaku: Pan ka mhanoon?
Damu anna: Karan itki khushi mi sahan karu shaknar nahi
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Are you in LOVE! Check if you are - Must Read
♥12 Signs your falling in Love..♥ :
1. You'll Read His/Her Texts;
Over and Over again.
2. You'll Walk Really Really Slow;
While you're with Him/Her.
3. You'll Pretend 2 be Shy;
Whenever you're with Him/Her.
4. While Thinking about Him/Her;
your Heart will Beat faster and faster.
5. By Listening to His/Her Voice;
you'll Smile for no Reason.
6. While Looking at Him/Her;
you cant see the Other People around you,
you can Only See that Person.
7. You'll Start Listening to SLOW Songs.
8. He/She becomes all you Think about.
9. You'll get High just by Their Smell.
10. You'll Realize that;
you're always Smiling to yourself;
When you Think about Them.
11.You'll Do anything for Him/Her.
12. While Reading this,
There was One Person on your Mind the Whole Time..? :)
->SHARE, If you are in Love.♥?,
1. You'll Read His/Her Texts;
Over and Over again.
2. You'll Walk Really Really Slow;
While you're with Him/Her.
3. You'll Pretend 2 be Shy;
Whenever you're with Him/Her.
4. While Thinking about Him/Her;
your Heart will Beat faster and faster.
5. By Listening to His/Her Voice;
you'll Smile for no Reason.
6. While Looking at Him/Her;
you cant see the Other People around you,
you can Only See that Person.
7. You'll Start Listening to SLOW Songs.
8. He/She becomes all you Think about.
9. You'll get High just by Their Smell.
10. You'll Realize that;
you're always Smiling to yourself;
When you Think about Them.
11.You'll Do anything for Him/Her.
12. While Reading this,
There was One Person on your Mind the Whole Time..? :)
->SHARE, If you are in Love.♥?,
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