things we miss / wish in life - very funny computer life

Things we miss / wish in our life - very funny

1. **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph
in your brand new car.
Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in
an ambulance.

You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!



2.**You are already late, and your key is missing.

You wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!



3. **You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird
business.

You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!



4. **The train is so crowded that you cannot get
anywhere near that nice girl at the other end.

You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen in life!



5. **After marriage you realize that there is bound to be
a mismatch.

You wish there was an 'evaluation period' or at least a
'sample download' or a 'demo version'!



6. **One day you realize that you are turning bald.

You wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + V)'
in life!

And the best one is ..........


7. **The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which
is not always there in life

Hey friends , want to go to school again to have all that school fun and old friends. Enjoy this marathi poem.

school kavita marathi

धावत धावत जाऊन माझ्या रोजच्या बाकावर बसायचय,
रोज सकाळी खड्या आवाजात राष्टगीत म्हनायचय,
नव्या वहीचा वास घेत पहिल्या पानावर,
छान अक्षरात आपल नाव लिहायचय,
मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय
दिवाळीच्या सुट्टीची वाट बघतच,
सहामाही परीक्षेचा अभ्यास करायचाय,
दिवसभर किल्ला बांधत मातीत लोळुन पन,
हात न धुता फराळाच्या ताटाला बसायचय,
आदल्या दिवशी राञी कितिहि फटाके उङले तरीही,
त्यातले न उङलेले फटाके शोधत फीरायचय,
सुट्टीनंतर सगळी मजा मिञांना सांगायला....
मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय.

कितिहि जङ असु दे....जबाबदारीच्या ऒझ्यापेक्ष्या,
दप्तराच ऒक्ष पाठिवर वागवायचय,
कितिहि उकङत असु दे...वातानुकुलीत ऑफिसपेक्ष्या,
पंखे नसलेल्या वर्गात खिङक्या उघङुन बसायचय,
कितिहि तुटका असु दे...ऑफिसमधल्या ऍकट्या खुर्चीपेक्ष्या,
दोघांच्या बाकावर ३ मीञांनी बसायचय,
"बालपन देगा देवा" या तुकारामांच्या अभंगाचा अर्थ,
आता थोङा कळल्यासारखं वाटायला लागलय,
तो बरोबर आहेका हे गरुजींना वीचारायला...
मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय

Some other links you may like
Marathi love poem / kavita
marathi poem for friendship
lovely poem for wife/bayko

Global financial crisis and its impact

What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


3. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


4. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage...


5. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


6. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


7. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


9. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

sample covering note letter

All following quotes are for fun only.

1.Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

2.Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the well."

3.A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

sample leave applications n latters funny

All following quotes are for fun only.

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places ..
1.An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave.

2. From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3.Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4."As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."

5.Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6.An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8.Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9.Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

The Devils Swimming Pool - Zimbabw Africa

Would you go swimming here???

In Zimbabw, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls at a height
of 128m. The location is known as 'The Devil's Swimming Pool'.

During the months of September and December, people can swim as close
as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over!

These falls are becoming well known amongst the 'radical tourist'
industry as more and more people search for the ultimate experience.

Would you dare?