What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


3. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


4. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage...


5. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


6. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


7. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


9. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.