sample covering note letter

All following quotes are for fun only.

1.Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

2.Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the well."

3.A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.