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All funny puneri patya n jokes funny marathi boards

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funny Medical Certificate u have seen ever

funny Medical Certificate

Hey c this funny kind of doctor certificate. its fun fun fun...


Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic

how people give an explanations - it is a limit

How people give explanations!!!!!!!!

Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took

10 days Leave Without any notice.



When he returned his PL asked for explanation.

The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly".



The PL let it go at That.

After 3 months the same pattern repeated,

and this time the said his Father died.

Then the PL got changed.



After 3 months the same pattern Repeated.

And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died.

After 3 months same thing again...

And this time his father died.



This Happened repeatedly for 2 years.

At the end, one PL checked his past

Records and told him, "I have caught you red handed,

How come in the Past 2 years,

your mom has died 5 times,

and your dad has died five Times?"



NOW GUESS THE ANSWER...































To which the guy said,

"Sir, my mom died and my father remarried.

Then my father died and my new mom remarried.

Then my mom died and the new Father remarried.

This has been going on and on and on and..."


never give up soon.....

Ghajni competition bollywood actors

1
Dard-e-dil Ghajni

2 Salaam Ghajni

3 Mission Ghajni





4 Welcome Ghajni





5 Kaun Banega Ghajni





6 Ghajini Is King

funny laws that make u laugh

Some funny laws that no one discovered yet.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

santa banta jokes sms funy messages

Santa Banta Jokes

Here is a collection of some good and funny jokes from santa banta, SMS and messages.

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Interviewer: What is the skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop
it..!!!

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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.

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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

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Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye
ghar se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...

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Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took
away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

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THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! !

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !


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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

hindin marathi shayari for love messages

hindin marathi shayari for love

here are some hindi and marathi shayaries for lovers.


"KOI HUM SEY PUCHEY"

Tanhaiyon Ka Zehar Peena Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum Sey puchey
Kisi Ki Yadoon Main Khoyey Rehna Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum sey Puchey
Kabhi Akeley Main Apnay Aap Hi Hans Dena Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum sey puchey
Kabhi Tanha Bethe Bethe Khud Hi RoLena Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum Sey Puchey
Kissi Ke Intizar Ki Bechaini Main Taraptey Rehna Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum Sey Puchey
Neend To Ankhon Se Koson Meel Door Hai
Yeh Soch Kar Raton Ko Tarey Ginna Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum Sey puchey
Kiya Pata Agli Subha "UN" Ka Deedar Naseeb Ho
Yeh Sooch Kar Khuda Sey Dua Mangtey Rehna
Ke Abhi Din Ka Ujala Ho Jaey Kesa Lagta Hai
Koi Hum Sey Puchey....!!!

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Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhari
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamari,
Agar aajaye muskaan honth pe tumahari.

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check out these lines , very very good love message in marathi
त्यालाच प्रेम म्हणतात

काही नाती बांधलेली असतात
ती सगळीच खरी नसतात
बांधलेली नाती जपावी लागतात
काही जपून ही पोकळ राहतात
काही मात्र आपोआप जपली जातात
कदाचित त्यालाच प्रेम म्हणतात

good Marathi SMS jokes messages letters

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Enjoy SMSing in marathi - here are some good marathi jokes n SMS for your friends. Have fun...

जसा मच्छर मारून तू शिकारी बनणार नाहीस
...
तसाच १०-१२ एसेमेस फॉरवर्ड केल्याने तू भिकारी बनणार नाहीस!!!

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तू झाडावर चढू शकतोस का ?

संजीवनी आणू शकतोस का ?

छाती फाडून राम-सीता दाखवू शकतोस का?

नाही ना ?

... अरे वेड्या , फक्त माकडासारखं तोंड असल्यानं कुणी हनुमान होत नाही!!!!

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आपत्तींची मालिका

२००२ : दहशतवाद

२००३ : पूर

२००४ : त्सुनामी

२००५ : भूकंप

२००६ : जलप्रलय

आणि आता

२००७ : आप का सुरूर!!!
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आपली चूक असताना जो माफी मागतो , तो प्रामाणिक असतो.

आपली चूक आहे की नाही , याची खात्री नसतानाही जो माफी मागतो, तो शहाणा असतो.

आपली चूक नसतानाही जो माफी मागतो, तो नवरा असतो!!!

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एका झाडावर पाच पक्षी बसलेले असतात.

तिथे एक शिकारी येतो आणि गोळी झाडतो.

एका पक्ष्याला गोळी लागते. तो खाली कोसळतो.

गोळीबाराने घाबरून तीन पक्षी उडून जातात.

एक पक्षी मात्र झाडावर तसाच बसून राहतो...

... का?

...

अंगात मस्ती , दुसरं काय ?
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घर घ्यावं ' पाहून'!

नवं घर घेताना तुमच्या इस्टेट एजंटकडून कधीही कानी पडू नयेत, अशी काही विधानं...

छे छे! तुम्हाला कुणीतरी चुकीची माहिती दिलीये. तुमच्या बिल्डिंगचा फक्त मागचा भागच एका दफनभूमीवर उभारलाय!

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अहो , एका बाथरूमच्या फ्लशमधून पाण्याऐवजी रक्ताचा फवारा येतो , इतक्या फुटकळ कारणासाठी हे घर भुतानं झपाटलेलं ठरवणार तुम्ही?!!!

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हे पाहा! तुमच्या आधीच्या भाडेकरूनं अगदी स्पष्टपणे सांगितलंय की या घरातल्या माशा चावल्यावर फक्त दोन दोन इंचाचे फोड येतात. पू होऊन ते फुटतात चार दिवसांत. पण, त्या विषारी नाहीयेत अजिबात!

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अहो , मृत्यू प्रत्येक घरात होतो , या घरातही झाला. आणि सरकारी वकील तो खून होता , असं सिद्ध नाही करू शकले कोर्टात!

... आणि हो, तुमच्या शेजारीच हिमेश रेशमियाची म्युझिक रूम आहे!!!
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Good marathi quotes | More marathi jokes and SMS

Good marathi quotes

Are you searching for some good marathi quotes. Here is end of your search.
नकार देणे ही कला असेल. पण, होकार देऊन काहीच न करणे , ही त्याहून मोठी कला आहे.

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आपली चूक असताना जो माफी मागतो , तो प्रामाणिक असतो.

आपली चूक आहे की नाही , याची खात्री नसतानाही जो माफी मागतो, तो शहाणा असतो.

आपली चूक नसतानाही जो माफी मागतो, तो नवरा असतो!!!

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Good marathi jokes and messages

funny n Interesting Notice tht u ever seen

On a Toilet door
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW



In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT





Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS




Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR




Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR




Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.



Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS




On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)