Forget your egos keep smiling lovely story of life

Do you want second chance??. A very very nice story of life dont miss it...

It's another morning..

..... Again I have to go to office

Ohh, this is me... I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.

But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??

Strange...

One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.

Its morning now, ohh..... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?

I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.

Where is everyone...??? I screamed.

"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.

So many people..... Not all of them crying...

But why some of them crying...

WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor...

"I AM HERE" ... I shouted!!! No one listen.

"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" ... I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.

They all were looking me on the bed.

I went back to my bed room.

"Am I dead??" I asked myself.

Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?

I found them in the next room, all of them were crying... still trying to console each other.

My wife was crying... she was really looking sad.

My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.

How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??

How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??

How can I go without saying my parents that I m ... just because of u ??

How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life... thanks for being there always when I need them... and sorry for not being there when they really need me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears...

Ohh... he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.

I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend... I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."

No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry... even then!!!

I really don't care for such people.

But one sec.... it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.

My goodness... AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying...

"OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS..."

I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.

My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.

"YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.

She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.


"GOD!!!!" I screamed... a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried...


One more chance please... to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life....

Then I looked up and cried!!!!

I shouted....

"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"

"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping....

Ohh that was just a dream....

My wife was there... she can hear me...

This is the happiest moment of my life...

I hugged her and whispered.... "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE.... I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"

I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy.... :)

"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."

So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past..........., and express your love to others.......... Be friendly...............

keep smiling and be happy for ever...

life ke funde - husband wife quotes and funnay messages

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And
the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
goo

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\


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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Vijaya Dashmi messages sms poems kavita marathi

1.Marathi poem
Aaj aahe Dasra,
Problem sagle visara,
Chehara kara hasra,
Diwas ha soniyacha dasra,
Karuya aanandane sajra....
Vijaya Dashmichya hardik shubhecha....

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2.English poem
As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.

Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

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3.Hindi Poem / kavita
Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho
Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye
Toh “Maa Durga” aapke saath ho
“Haapy Durga Puja”

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One of the greatest festival ,
Celebrated together by all.
May you have lots of fun,
Wish you a "Happy dashera".

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In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year. Vijaya dashmichya hardik shubhecha.

gudhi padva/padwa wishes messages SMS new year marathi

Check out these gudhi padva messages, SMS

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a *HAPPY Gudi Padwa*

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I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY Gudi Padwa.

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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling Gudi Padwa.

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An occasion to fly kite ,
Filling our mind with delight.
Goddess Durga is worshipped,
Gathering with kith and kin strengthen relationship.

We meet our relatives,
Eating together mouth watering delicacies.
Elder ones putting tika on the forehead,
And small ones getting blessed

Everyone face can been seen shinning,
With the happiness all of us are enjoying.
May it fills our life with prosperity and bliss.
Making our day joyous and wonderous.
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my right foot is smart than my brain ? try this

Try this game !!! you can play this by sitting on your chair too. nothing to do only your right foot and your brain will play this game. you will enjoy this game for sure.

Right Foot and Brain...

You gotta try this!!
How smart is Your Right Foot ? ?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon.......

This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again
to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.

It's preprogrammed In your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and
while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift
your right foot off the floor and make Clockwise Circles.

2.. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
Right Hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done , You
are going to try it again, if you've not already done so…

so hows this???

ha ha ha

enjoyed?

If the Titanic was made in India

It looks funny when we imagine about some famous hollywood movie is made in India. If the Titanic was made in India ......

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course
singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,
but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least


7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for .....

World's Most Amazing holes

8 Amazing Holes around the world!
These holes are not only amazing, but some of these are really terrifying.The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are.


1.Sinkhole in Guatemala
These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred early this year in Guatemala . The hole swallowed a dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.



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2. Mirny Diamond Mine , Serbia
I'm pretty sure most people have seen this one. It's an absolute beast and holds the title of largest open diamond mines in the world. A t 525 meters deep, with a top diameter of 1200 meters, there's even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few
helicopters having been sucked in.



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3. Diavik Mine , Canada
The mine is so huge and the area so remote that it has its own airport with a runway large enough to accommodate a Boeing 737.It looks equally cool when the surrounding
water is frozen.



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4. Kimberley Big Hole , South Africa
Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world,
this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds
before being closed in 1914.



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5. Great Blue Hole , Belize
This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize There are numerous blue holes around the world,but none as stunning as this one.



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6. Glory Hole , Monticello Dam, CA
This is the 'Glory Hole' at Monticello dam,and it's the largest in the world of this type of spillway, its size enabling it to consume 14,400 cubic feet of water every second. A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir



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7. Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah
This is supposedly the largest man-made excavation on earth. Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit is increasing in size constantly. In its current state the hole is 75 miles deep and 2.5 miles wide.

funny marathi hindi poems kavita good collection

All about festival wish and poems/ kavitas

• Holi poems/kavitas - Hindi marathi

Good Marathi poem / kavitas

• Marathi poem on school / shala


• sweet Marathi poem for wife / bayko

Wealth Success or love what you want

Hey all, Just read this story about the wealth , success and love. This can be a very good lesson of life for all.
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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long
white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said
"I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"

"We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?"she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing
to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one,
"He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added,
"Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your
home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was
overjoyed.
"How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let
him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed.
"My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She
jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our
home will then be filled with love!"

Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success,
the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you
invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him.
Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

MY WISH FOR YOU...

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.

Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience,and renewed strength..

Where there is fear, I Wish you love, and courage.

You have two choices right now:

1. Ignore this post.

2. Invite love by sharing this post with all the people you care about.

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marathi poem for teacher school kavita

Hi friends ,


poems are located at following urls.

marathi poem on teacher

great poem / kavita for teacher and school.

You can also suggest poems by pasting them in comments..

holi poem kavita in hindi marathi english good

Hey all checkout these poems/kavitas in hindi for holi festival.


Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka

Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka
Hum sab yaaron ka
Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka
Gali mein gali walon ka
Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka
Desh mein deshwalo ka.
Boora naa maano Holi hai Holi hai bhai Holi hai!


Holi man bhedo ko mitane ka saar hai
Holi man bhedo ko mitane ka saar hai,
Holi dushmano ko gale lagane ka tyohar hai,
Holi naa khele jo manhoos,
Unki jeevan mein haar hai.



Click here for some more messages/SMS/wishes for holi.

holi wishes n messages SMS poems kavita

Are you looking for some cool holi wishes. Here are some good wishes for holi festival, check them out n have happy holi.

General wish to all : blessed holi festival
May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had.
May it be full of fun,joy and love.
May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more.
Lets all have lots of fun.

You and your family
Happy Holi to you and your family. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismic color eve. May god bless you with all his mercies!

perfect holi wish
'Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs' are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.


Hindi lovers : colorful holi
Holi Greetings to all my friends and hindi lovers and learners. Wish you a Happy Holi may your Life fills with colours.


nice holi message
A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun.


holi ke rang
Rang lekar khelte gulal, lekar khelte Radha sang Holi Nand lal khelte...Bolo sara rara
Happy Holi!!


Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna. I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life.


colors of success
May God spray colors of success and prosperity over you and your family. I wish this Holi is as special as it has always been.


every color of Holi
Happy Holi !! Enjoy every colour of Holi and u will get every happiness u desire. Hey, God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.



Click here for some more messages/SMS/wishes for holi.

hindi movie converted in marathi title english

Hey all check out this cool post for the list of some Hindi and English movies titles which are converted / dubbed in Marathi. It seems very very funny when you convert the titles of movie in some other language. Take a look at this list and add your suggestions in comments.


1. KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI............. कसतरी होतय

2. MACHIS............................................. काडीपेटी

3. WOH KAUN THI.................... कोण होती रे ती

4. HOLLOW MAN............... ...... पोकळ माणूस

5. DIE ANOTHER DAY................ नंतर कधीतरी मर

6. GONE WITH THE WIND............. गेला उडत

7. SUPERMAN....................... लई भारी माणूस

8. SCORPION KING .................. तात्या विंचू

9. THE MUMMY ......................आई

10. THE MUMMY RETURNS............. आई परत आली

marathi jokes in english wording very funny

Check out these marathi jokes in english writing / letters

Joke of dukkar (English : Pig)
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
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Dadaa Kondkee on hindi film
Ekda Dadaa Kondkee la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
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Navra Bayko che bhandan
Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha ata"!!!
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Navra Bayko che bhandan

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

story of camel are you at the right place

Check out this cool story and think whether you are at right place or not??

wanna borrow the dog join queue very funny

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."

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