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Intelligent Student funny sms shayari

Checkout answers of smart students. super lol one.

Examiner- ye kon sa bird hai is ki tang dekh kar batao?
Student-mujhe nahin pata sir.
Examiner-tum fail ho gaye, apna name batao?
Student-le meri tang dekh kar bata.
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Question by Intelligent Student

If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..??

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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Exams Life

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le k parhenge dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhae light gai.
11pm- Ae Khuda! Bus pass kara de...
12pm- kal se pakka parhenge...

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Be A Programmer

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..."
And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class"); Getch( ); } Be A Programmer ... Think Differently _______________________________________________________________ Shayari of students

Kehdo un padhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi padha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chod dia kertay thay

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new funny sms for time pass

Dr: Do exercise daily for gud health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.

Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

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Husband & Wife - Why

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax ."

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‎4 a boy its easier 2 pick up a 40kg girl...

But 4 d same boy its difficult 2 pick up a 14kg gas cylinder...

Dedication wid interest matters!!!

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SMS for drink and drivers

A serious warning to all my friends.. "Drinking&Driving"is extremely dangerous we know ... but Friday evening while driving, I took my arm out of the window to indicate that I am turning right, someone took my beer.!!!! Rascals!!!.

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sardar rocks again

Teacher:- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne

Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya
...Kisne Tha?
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Sardar:- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne..

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SMS for flirts

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
.........Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U've been trained
now go and flirt

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funny timepass stuff good to send sms

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this post

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.

5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my post

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.

funny sardar jokes pics and images

Fresh new santa banta jokes full time pass.

Here are some fresh new santa banta jokes. I know every one is tired of reading same and very old jokes every where. So here are some fresh and new jokes for you. you can also put your jokes in comments I will publish them... Enjoy.



Fresh new Santa Banta joke

Santa and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.
Santa shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go N sit back. I will drive auto.........

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Funny Santa in school

Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple.
Santa:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple..

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Funny Banta in school

Teacher: Tell Ur Dad`s Fullname In English.
Banta: Its Mr.FLIE GO
Teacher: R U Tryng 2 B Funny?
Banta: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA

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Funny sardar on phone

I am Deleting Ur No. 4m My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied..
So Good Bye!
Santa Send This Msg 2 Customer Care.