new funny sms for time pass

Dr: Do exercise daily for gud health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.

Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

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Husband & Wife - Why

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax ."

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‎4 a boy its easier 2 pick up a 40kg girl...

But 4 d same boy its difficult 2 pick up a 14kg gas cylinder...

Dedication wid interest matters!!!

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SMS for drink and drivers

A serious warning to all my friends.. "Drinking&Driving"is extremely dangerous we know ... but Friday evening while driving, I took my arm out of the window to indicate that I am turning right, someone took my beer.!!!! Rascals!!!.

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sardar rocks again

Teacher:- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne

Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya
...Kisne Tha?
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Sardar:- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne..

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SMS for flirts

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
.........Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U've been trained
now go and flirt

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