Hey hey check out this lovely funny poems(in Hindi) for aashik jo pyar main pagal ho rahe hain but in computer style main.
अभी अभी तो प्यार का PC किया है चालु
अपने दिल के Hard Disk पे और कितनी Files डालु
अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ
वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है
रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो
तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में तेरे बाप का Virus आ जाता है
और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार
आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये
आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं
आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File
जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनली हैं
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Hmmmmm,, I have posted lots of things to make people laugh, but I am thinking to write something about stupid things in life which makes people more laugh than some bakwas ghisepite jokes. I am not sure how much success I will get by doing this stupidity... bet lets start ( because I belive Try and fail, but don't fail to try)....Is it stupid quote..?? ha ha Good StARt.
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Here are some stupid questions and answer session ... ha ha ha
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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funny party quotes in english love marriages n more
Here is a collection of some funny quotes
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
I wrote ur name on the sand ...............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart..............
I got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire...... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !
The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir......
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide
"Love like it's never going to hurt, work like you don't need the money and dance like noone is watching."
"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable are everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable."
husband wife jokes n funny quotes sms messages
Heya just checkout these funny husband wife quotes n messages. have fun...
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पत्नी: मैं मायके जा रही हूँ! तुम्हे तलाक का नोटिस भेज दूंगी!
पति: जा! जा! मीठी-मीठी बातें करके मुझे खुश करने की कोशिश मत करो!
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शादी के बाद पति पत्नी से!
पति: चलो प्यार करे?
पत्नी: नहीं!
पति: क्यों?
पत्नी: मैंने अपनी माँ से वादा किया है शादी के बाद सारे बुरे काम छोड़ दूंगी!
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पत्नी (रसोई से निकलते हुए): सुनिए, आजकल मैं बहुत खुबसूरत होती जा रही हूँ!
पति: तुमने कैसे जाना?
पत्नी: देखो न, आजकल मेरी सुन्दरता देखकर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है!
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\
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30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE only for fun
10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
( Unmarried People Must Read This....! )
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
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Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
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Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
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Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
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Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
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Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
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Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
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Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Bonus Commandment ( Story )
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!
Inspirational Quotes very nice - love your parents
Inspirational Quotes
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made Mothers.
All mothers are working mothers.
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.
Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
As is the mother, so is her daughter.
Men are what their mothers made them.
We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.
Best of luck all
@fun@
Always be positive very nice funny story
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always be positive
break the silence key for lovely life nice story
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
great love quotes messages and sms
jhakaas love quotes here
1 - Live to relax!
2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!
3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!
5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
10 - Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
dont take it seriousely
why mother is special story rain n mother
Why Mother is so special:
When I came home in the rain,
Brother asked why don't you take an umbrella.
Sister advised, Why didn't you wait till rain stopped.
Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize.
But Mother, while drying my hair, said, stupid rain! Couldn't it wait, till my child come home?
That's MOM
funny things/quotes/questions can you help me to solve them
Hey look out for these funniest statements/quotes/questions. Can any one clarify me??
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?
funny monkey story : monkey controlling a plane
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
pati patni jokes in hindi wife husband
पत्नीः वही जो मेरे मरने के बाद आप करते।
पतिः मुझे मालूम था कि तुम दुबारा शादी किए बिना नहीं रहोगी।
प्रेमीः लेकिन मुझे तो कोई दुख नहीं है।
प्रेमिकाः लेकिन मैं तो शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूं।
बॉस : जब मैं बीमार था , मैंने अपनी बीवी को किस किया और ठीक हो गया। तुम भी ट्राई करो।
दो घंटे बाद संता का SMS: अब मैं ठीक हूं। आपकी बीवी बहुत स्वीट है।
एक लड़का रास्ते में चलते - चलते गधे के सामने गिर गया।
उसी वक्त वहां से रास्ते में एक लड़की जा रही थी , उसने लड़के को छेड़ते हुए कहा , अपने बड़े भाई का आशीर्वाद ले रहे हो क्या ?
तपाक से लड़के ने जवाब दिया , आपने सही फरमाया भाभी जी।
पतिः अखबार में विज्ञापन दूंगा।
पत्नीः अच्छा ! क्या विज्ञापन देंगे ?
पतिः यही कि जहां भी रहो , खुश रहो।
वकील : दोबारा सोच लो , ऐसी पत्नी किस्मत वालों को ही नसीब होती है।
मां : हां बेटा , ऐसा होता है।
बेटाः कल पापा अपनी नौकरानी से कह रहे थे कि तुम परी हो , वह कब उड़ेगी ?
मां : बेटा वह कल सुबह ही उड़ जाएगी।
पतिः तुम दो दिन उसे जी भरकर घूरने दो , तीसरे दिन वह अपनी खिड़की पर परदा लगा लेगा।
बंता : तब तो तुम्हारे दादा काफी मशहूर रहे होंगे ?
संताः नहीं ट्रायल करते वक्त उन्होंने पहला चित्र शेर का बनाया था !!!
पत्नी : कौन सा फायदा ?
पति : मुझे मेरे गुनाहों की सजा जीते जी ही मिल गई।
आदमी : टमाटर खाओ।
भिखारी : रोटी दो।
आदमी : टमाटर खाओ।
भिखारी : टमाटर ही दो।
तभी उसकी औरत बोली : अरे ये तुतलाकर बोलते हैं। यह बोल रहे हैं कमाकर खाओ।
टीटी बोला : क्यूं पा जी ! नजर नहीं आता , यह लेडिज डिब्बा है।
बंता : सॉरी जी ! मेरे को लगा आप मर्द हो।
एक सफल औरत वह है जो ऐसा पुरुष पा सके।
पति , ‘ और तुम भी दोनों कानों से सुनकर मुंह से निकालती रहती हो।
संता , कमाल है ! अदा भी वही है।
श्वेताः अगर बाद में और पैसों की जरूरत पड़ जाए तो तुम क्या करती हो ?
रियाः मैं नाराज होकर धमकी दे देती हूं कि मैं मायके जा रही हूं। यह सुनते ही वह मुझे एक तरफ का किराया दे देते हैं।
पति : हां , दुख तो होगा ही।
पत्नी : क्या तुम कभी कभी मेरी कब्र पर आया करोगे ?
पति : कभी कभी क्यों रोज ही आया करूंगा। कब्रिस्तान मेरे दफ्तर के पास ही तो पड़ता है।
जूनियर ( सिर झुकाकर ) - नहीं सर।
बॉस - नीचे क्या देख रहे हो , मेरी तरफ देखो।
बंता ( संता से )- क्योंकि पति को याद रहे कि मुसीबत टली नहीं है , आने वाली है।
संताः कृपया मेरा सिर नीचे ओर पैर ऊपर करके फांसी दीजिए।
पतिः और तुम इतनी रात तक जाग कर क्या कर रही हो।
पत्नीः मैं पांच घंटे से आपके इंतजार में जाग रही थी।
पतिः और मैं पांच घंटे से इसी इंतजार में बाहर खड़ा था कि तुम सो जाओ तो मैं अंदर आऊं।
मिंटू : एक दिन घुड़सवारी में और बाकी दिन अस्पताल में।
पति पत्नी से कहा , ' मैं तुम्हें इतना प्यार करता हूं कि पहले किसी ने नहीं किया होगा। '
पत्नी बोली , ' लेकिन मुझे तो कोई फर्क नजर नहीं आया। '
Life's balance Sheet accounts poem in english
Recently one of my friends shared this "Life is a balance sheet". It's really nice. I am sharing with you all to improve our own Life's Balance Sheet.
Our Birth is our opening Balance!
Our death is our closing Balance!
Our prejudiced views our liabilities
Our Creative ideas are our assets
Heart is our current asset
Soul is our Fixed asset.
Brain is our fixed asset
Thinking is our current account
Achievements are our capital
Character & Morals, our stock in trade
Friends are our General reserves.
Values Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our interest earned
Love is our Dividend,
Children are our bonus issues
Education is brands/patents
Knowledge is our investment
Experience is our premium account
The aim is to tally the Balance sheet accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best presented Accounts award.
Hope We have all already used our part of the Weekend usefully and let us carry on the spirit of Cheerfulness and goodness to the balance of weekend. Let us add something real assets to our Life's balance Sheet. best luck ...
Save Tree Water Energy World Earth n Humanity
Plz Give the Water :
MANY BIRDS DIE IN SUMMER
WITHOUT WATER
SAVE THEM........
BY PUT WATER POTS FOR THIRSTY BIRDS AT ANY WHERE IN YOUR NEAR........
OR AT BALCONY OR WINDOW ETC.......
AND ALSO PLEASE.......
Give the Water in any small tree & care,
So that they grow Up for our better life.
Plant minimum a tree every year any where & Save earth...... its our Moral Duty of Humanity.
As it is such burning hot summer Due to Global Warming..We should Contribute to save our mother earth.
"Each One - Plant One"
Save Tree,
Save Water,
Save Energy,
Save World,
Save Earth,
&
Save Humanity.
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No Caste,
No Religion,
No Language,
No Boundaries,
Only......
"HUMANITY "
SEND POSITIVELY TO ALL YOUR NEAREST AND DEAREST PLEASE...
funny word game can you answer this
TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT readers on jokes-adda
I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out
what these words have in common.
1. Banana
2.. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try....
Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover
the answer. This is so cool.....
Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters....
Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter,
place it at the end of the same word, and then spell the word
backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then
send to more people and stump them as well. Then, you'll feel better
too.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009
Hi jokes-adda readers
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009
when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to....
a for apple b for ball school from Banta funny
Let’s learn A,B,C….. from Banta
Would you like to go back to nursery again and learn a whole new set of A,B,C,…? Learning can be so much funnnn when you have a friend like Banta in class. He’s invented a whole new nomenclature of A for Apple. Make sure you memorize this new list!!
Banta in classroom - Madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam - Ok , to sunao..
Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - Arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - Ok Madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
So, let’s go to Banta and learn the new A, B, Cs from him, no more B for Ball, C for Cat, chill out, it’s time for Banta’s A, B, Cs! It’s not that hard to memorize them- An apple just makes its way for another apple and the chain goes on. Imagine the teacher’s expression after hearing Banta’s A, B, C…..Hats off to Banta!!
look at what you have in life very nice english poem
Good morning
Dear Friend ,
One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness, One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must stat each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits; One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true,
One life can make a difference, You see, it's up to you!
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything...
Have A Wonderful Day !
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Never Breaks four things in your life - Trust, Promise, Relation, & Heart Because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot...
Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.
life is like a book : what matters is how good it is, not how long it is..
TherE are hundreds of languaGes in the woRld, BUt a SMile SPeaks them all.... KeeP SmiliNg
The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself
"People are made to be Loved
& Things are made to be Used".
The confusion in the World is
"People are being Used
& Things are being Loved".
'Crazy world'
A man asked God,
"I Want Peace"
God replied,
"Remove 'I',
that is EGO..,
Remove 'Want'..,
that is DESIRE..,
and 'Peace' will be
automatically YOURS.....
Always ask GOD to Give you what you DESERVE & not what you DESIRE.
Your
DESIRES may be FEW but you DESERVES a lot.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the oportunity in every difficulty
Smile at each other, smile at your wife,
smile at your husband, smile at your children,
smile at each other--it doesn't matter who it is--
and that will help you to grow up in greater love
for each other.
Sometimes we let affection,
go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love
go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell
our feelings,
Especially towards those
we love the best.
Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope
that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever
is of little faith is also of little
Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
Love knows no reasons,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but doesn't mind.
Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,
sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,
always found with no regrets, forever valued
and kept treasured.
Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation. ...
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
It is the things in common
that make relationships enjoyable,
but it is the little differences
that make them interesting.
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.
Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by
someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost
anything in the world.
The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but
wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon
our honesty for its survival.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness
A tender look which becomes a habit.
Mistakes are embracing when they happen
but years later,
you have a collection of mistakes,
called Experience,
which leads you to Success!
Be bold when you lose
and Be calm when you win.
Your Life is a fingerprint
that cannot be duplicated.
so make the Best impression with it