husband wife jokes n funny quotes sms messages

Heya just checkout these funny husband wife quotes n messages. have fun... 
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पत्नी: मैं मायके जा रही हूँ! तुम्हे तलाक का नोटिस भेज दूंगी!
पति: जा! जा! मीठी-मीठी बातें करके मुझे खुश करने की कोशिश मत करो!

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शादी के बाद पति पत्नी से!
पति: चलो प्यार करे?
पत्नी: नहीं!
पति: क्यों?
पत्नी: मैंने अपनी माँ से वादा किया है शादी के बाद सारे बुरे काम छोड़ दूंगी!

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पत्नी (रसोई से निकलते हुए): सुनिए, आजकल मैं बहुत खुबसूरत होती जा रही हूँ!
पति: तुमने कैसे जाना?
पत्नी: देखो न, आजकल मेरी सुन्दरता देखकर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है!

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!\

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

()()()( (((( Different creative ways  when husband describe there wifes. ))))))

I see your face, when I am dreaming.

That's why I always, wake up screaming. 

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go to hell." 

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything that you're not. 

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you because I was pissed. 

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I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother. 

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I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face. 

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes 

Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way? 

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hey all for fun only...so have fun we dont have tax on laughing at least...