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Bhikari: Maay Bhakar De
Aaji: Ajun Bhakri Zalya Nahit, Nantar Ye.
Bhikari: Ha Maza Mobile Number Ghe, Aani Bhakar Zalyavar Mala Miss Call De. Bhikari Rocks!..
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Aaji: are baba tyapeksha mi maza FACEBOOK Status update karte bhakrya zalyawar, te bagh ani mag ye.

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Bhikari shocked, Aaji rocks!!!

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एकदा रजनीकांत ने ठरवले कि त्याच्या ब'डे चि पार्टी सर्व लोकांना द्यायची म्हणून त्याने एक पार्टी आयोजित केली
त्या पार्टी ला हजारो ,लाखो लोक येतात
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त्या पार्टी ला आज "कुंभ मेळा" या नावाने ओळखले जाते :P :P

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हा कसाब आहे ...................
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ह्याला किती गोळ्या माराव्याश्या वाटतात?

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सरदार (आपल्या मुलाला): अरे बाळा तुझा रिझल्ट लागला की नाही.

मुलगा : अहो पप्पा, मला या वर्गात अजून २-३ वर्ष बसावं लागणार आहे.

सरदार : २ वर्ष लागू देत नाही तर ३ वर्ष लागू देत, माझी काही हरकत नाही बेटा. पण फेल मात्र व्हायचं नाही बरं.

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बाई : चम्प्या, तुला शाळेत यायला उशीर का झाला?
चम्प्या : बाई मी मेलेल्या माणसाला पळताना पाहिलं..
बाई : काय??? हे कसं शक्य आहे???
चम्प्या : खरंच बाई.. तुमचा विश्वास बसत नसेल तर चिंगीला विचारा.. तिला सुद्धा उशीर होत होता.. आम्ही दोघेही पळत होतो अन पळता पळता पाहिलं कि रस्त्यात एक माणूस मेलेला होता..

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शिक्षक:कोणता पक्षी सर्वात जोरात उडतो???

मुलगा:हत्ती

शिक्षक(चिडून):मुर्खा काही पण काय बोलतोस,तुझे वडील काय करतात????

मुलगा:छोटा राजनच्या टोळीत शार्प शुटर आहेत !!!!

शिक्षक:अरे मग आधी नाही कां सांगायचे “हत्ती” हे उत्तर अगदी बरोबर आहे

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Ra.One Ko Honewali Bimari?
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Hagg.One
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Ra-one aata bhikari zhalay
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aani phirtoy bichara one one
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Tell me what's better...???
Rs. 200 for Ra.One....????
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Rs. 5/- for Bar One...????
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ra.one cha awadta hero konta..... .?
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LAGAAN cha bhu.one...
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sometime superheros needs BODYGUARD :P :P :P.......... After Super flop Film Ra.One.... Salman Said to Shaharukh..... "Muzape 1 Ehsaan Karna... Ke aisi Bakwass film Dobara mat Banana..."
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अतिशय महापांचट
Ra.One चा आवडता प्रदेश कोणता?????
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Mal.One (मालवण)........
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Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions...!
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Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.

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Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release

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Salman to SRK after watchin...g Ra.One, "Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"
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Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
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Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...!

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Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRKbolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.
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Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
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As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
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Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one!
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विनोद अतिशय पांचट असल्यामुले आपापल्या RISK वर वाचावा ... :P

एकदा एक मानुस आपल्या टॉमी नावाचा कुत्र्याला बिस्कीट देत म्हणाला ..

"TAKE TOMMY TAKE"
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मग काय
टॉमी भिंतीला जाउन टेकला

ही ही ही

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An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts n almonds 2 eat.

CONDUCTOR:"So sweet of u that u give me those nuts 2 eat? Why dont u eat them urself?"

OLD LADY:"I Dont hav teeth to munch them.''

CONDUCTOR:
then why do u buy them?''

OLD LADY:''I just luv the chocolate around them...."
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Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class Girl - Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy - Pal Kyu ??
Girl - Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid...

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'SHIT' and 'OH SHIT'..
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A boy throws a love letter to a girl,but it falls on her brother, =>Shit.
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her brother is a gay and smiles,=>Oh Shit :-P:-D

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Tell me what's better...???
Rs. 200 for Ra.One....????
OR
Rs. 5/- for Bar One...????
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अतिशय महापांचट
Ra.One चा आवडता प्रदेश कोणता?????
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Mal.One (मालवण)........

what is extreme?? - real funny must read

Extremes :

Extreme of fashion..??
Dhoti with zip.

Extreme of secrecy..??
Blank Visiting Card

Extreme of Stupidity..??
Looking through keyhole of a glass door

Extreme of kanjusi..??
A person after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to 108

Extreme of lie..??
An African taking bath & singng 'Paani mein jale mera gora badan'

And Extreme of injustice..??
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प्रपोज केल्यानंतर " मुलीकडून साधारणता" कोणती उत्तरे" मिळू शकतात त्याबद्दल काही...!

१. नाहीsssssss

२. शी . किती घाणेरडे विचार आहेत तुझे !

३. मी तर तुला 'तसल्या नजरेने' पाहिलेच नाही ... मी तुला फक्त एक चांगला [ हे अजून वर ] दोस्त मानते ...

४. मी "ऑलरेडी एंगेज" आहे.

५. प्लीज, माझा असल्या "फालतू गोष्टींवर" विश्वास नाही. माझ्यासाठी माझे 'शिक्षण, करियर व कुटुंबिय' महत्त्वाचे आहेत....

६. आपली तर आत्ता कुठे चांगली ओळख झाली आहे, तु तर मला अजून व्यवस्थीत ओळखत पण नाहीस, मला

वाटतं की हे कदाचित "आकर्षण" असावे ...

७. तु किती कमावतोस ? / तुझा बॅलेंस किती आहे?

८. मागच्या वर्षीच तर मी तुला"राखी " बांधली होती !!!!

९. माझी अशा गोष्टींसाठ ी अजून 'मानसीक तयारी' झाली नाही ....

१०. मी माझ्या आईला / दादाला विचारून सांगते ....( बाबांपर्यं त नको ) { नंतर काहीच नाही .....}

११. मुर्ख , एवढी छोटीसी आणि महत्त्वाची गोष्ट सांगायला येवढा उशिर करतात का ?

१२. मला माहित आहे. बोलुन दाखवण्याची गरज नाही ....

१३. सॉरी ....

१४. "आरश्यात तोंड बघ मेल्या ... म्हणे तू मला आवडतेस !!!"

१५. मी तर तुला भावासमान मानते [ पण मी मानत नाही ना !!! ]

१६. होय, मला पण तू आवडतोस , पण तू माझा विश्वासघात करणार नाहिस ना ?

१७. गाढवा, आधिच नाहीस का सांगायचं, आता वेळ निघून गेली [ म्हणजे दुसरे कोणतेतरी चांगले "गाढव"

सापडले ]

१८. तु जर थोडे आधी सांगितले असतेतर मी कदाचित विचार केला असता ....

१९. नालायका , तुझी हिंम्मत कशी झाली मला असे विचारायची ?" [ त्यानंतर कदाचित एक छानशी

कानफाडीत ...]

२०. ती : मला विचार करायला वेळ हवा आहे ... तो : नक्की किती ? [ अजून आशा आहे तर ....]

ती : ७ जन्म [ यानंतर मुलगा बेशुद्ध ...]

२१. नीच माणसा, मी तर एक "विवाहित स्त्री" आहे तरीपण...

२२. सॉरी , माझे तुझ्या मित्रावर /छोट्या भावावर प्रेम आहे ....

२३. हा हा....हा हा हा.... हा हा हा हा ही ही ... ही ही ही ... ही ही ही ही

२४. लग्नाच्या आधी माझा असल्या कुठल्याही फालतू गोष्टीत गुंतण्याचा विचारनाही....

२५. मातीत जा ... मला त्याची पर्वा नाही ....

२६. तु माझ्यासाठी काय करू शकसिल?

२७. मी कितवी आहे? हा हा हा ....

२८. मी तुझ्याबद्द ल "तसला विचार' कधी केलाच नाही ...

२९. माझ्या भावाला भेट, तो तुला व्यवस्थित समजावून सांगेल....

३०. का ??? "स्वाती" नाही म्हणली का?

३१. पण तू तर "सपना च्या" मागे होतास , तिने काय थप्पड वगैरे मारली का ?

३२. किती दिवसांकरता ? सॉरी किती तासांकरता ?

३३. " जे काही बोलायचे आहे ते लवकर बोलुन टाक, माझ्या मुलाची शाळेतून येण्याची वेळ झाली आहे..."

३४. कित्तीssss छान ....

३५. पुढच्या ४ महिन्यांची 'वेटिंग लिस्ट ' पण फुल्ल आहे ...

३६. क्कायsssss !?!?!?!?

३७. आत्ताच्या आत्ता इथून निघून जा नाहितर ....

३८. मला वटतयं कदाचित मी "एंगेज" असेन ...

३९. मझ्याकडे तुझ्यापेक्षा जास्त चांगले "ऑप्शन" आहेत...

४०. मला ह्या गोष्टीबद्द ल काहिएक बोलायची इच्छा नाही. [त्यानंतर ती त्याच्याकड दुर्लक्ष करायला लागते]

४१. माझ्या "बॉयफ्रेंड ला" कळले तर...

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साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त

> "काय आयटम चाललीय बघ....जर कोणी म्हटले?"
> "तर लगेच म्हणणार : वहीनी आहे तुझी साल्या, दुसरीकडे बघ!"

> हजार पोरी बघून पण यांचे मन काही भरत नसतं.
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> "नडला कि फोडला" असे ह्यांचे ब्रीदवाक्य असतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> पास झाल्यावर पार्टीचे निमंत्रण त्यांना द्यायचं नसतं!
> निर्लज्ज असतात ते, त्यांनी ते आधीच ग्राह्य धरलं असतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> शाळेचा result असो या प्रेमाचा, ह्यांचाच धिंगाणा जास्त!
> तुमचे प्रेमप्रकरण अख्या कॉलेजमध्ये ह्यांच्यामुळेच गाजतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> प्रत्तेक दु:खात त्याचं तुम्हाला पाठबळ असतं!
> उन्हात उभे तुम्ही,तरी ह्यांच्याच पायाला भाजतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> शेवटच्या बेन्चवरच्या कमेंटला दाद देणे हे त्यांच्या हक्काचं काम असतं!
> Break-up नंतर "अशाच असतात रे पोरी......"हे ठरलेले वाक्य असतं,
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> प्रेमाचे नाही वाजले तरी मैत्रीच नाणं नक्की वाजतं,
> तोंडावर नाही केली स्तुती त्यांनी तरी,
> दुसर्यासमोर त्यांच्या तोंडून तुमचच नाव गाजतं!
> पण काहीही म्हणा, साले हे मित्र असतात बाकी मस्त!

> मित्रांनो,जीवाला जीव देणारे मित्र खूप नशिबाने भेटतात,
> खरे मित्र ओळखा आणि आयुष्यभर त्यांची मैत्री जपून ठेवा! 

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Majha avadta kida Gogalgaay marathi nibandh

Checkout this funny marathi essay (nibandh) on Gogalgaay - snail

Majha avadta kida - Gogalgaay

Gogalgaay madhe google ani gaay donhi naste but mahiti nahi tila gogalgaay ka mhantat..
Google computer var kahitari khup fast aste (ase teacher ne sangitle hote) Ani gaay jaminivar medium fast.
But gogalgaay khup slow..

Ti jatana khali chikkat fevicol sodte mhanun tichi body chipakate ani ticha speed slow hoto..

majhi ajji pan khup slow chalte pan ti fevicol sodat nahi.

Gaay dudh dete pan gogalgay fevicol dete.. Gogalgaay la English madhe snail mhantat..

Amchya class chya SNEHAL la me snail asa chidavle.. Tine majhi teacher la complaint keli.. Mhanun mala muli avdat nahi..

Muli khup chalu astat asa dada mhanto.. Dada nehmi mobile la chipaklela asto asa aai mhante..

Gogalgaay chya pathivar shankh chipaklela asto.. Ti roj shankhat zopte (me kadhi kadhi shaalet zopto)..

Shankha faar sundar aste.. Tya mule gogalgaay masta diste.. PONDS powder lavlyalar me pan masta disto..

Gogalgaay mala khup avadte.

Krishna Janmashtmi SMS Messages Quotes Bhajans Songs

Krishna Janmashtmi is really a great festival which is celebrated all across India by Hindus. I really like this frstival very much and thus writing a post about it on my blog. So I can share some nice messages and quotes to all jokes-adda lovers. Krishna Janmashtmi is being celebrated on August 22nd.

People celebrate it with a man tower game called as Dahi handi. All the markets around India are fully packed with people who are preparing for Janmashtmi. Dahi handi is an occasion in which people steal butter from Matka (earthen pot) suspended from the ceiling. This occasion in held to make Lord Krishna happy.

Krishna Janamashtami SMS / Messages
Murli Manohar,Braj ki dharohar,Wo Nandlala Gopala h,Bansi ki dhun par sab dukkh harne wala h,Sab milkar machayen dhoom ki Krishna aane wala h!
Happy JANAMASTMI.

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Krishna jiska name gokul jinka dham
aise shri krishna ko sab ka pranam

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Hare Rama, Hare Krishna..
Happy Janamashtami to all.
May god krishna bless u all

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Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono ne shyam ko chaaha
ab shyaam pe hai sara bhaar
kis ki preet kare sweekar
Happy janmashtami

dahi handi sms quotes messages

Are you looking for some nice sms/ messages / quotes on Dahi Handi, then here are some nice collection. Enjoy Dahi handi.


Nand Ghair Aanand Bhayo,Jai kaniyaa Lal ki,Haathi Ghoda Paalki,Jai Kaniyaa Lal ki
Happy Dahi HANDI
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Today is very precious day
Some one special was born
Born to fight against inhumanity
Born to save the trust in God
Happy Janamashtami / Dahi Handi.
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Natkhat Nandalal

May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you
many reasones to be Happy and
you find peace in Krishne consciousness.
Happy Janmashtami.

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May Lord Krishna come to your house & take away all ur Makhan –
Mishri with all ur worries & sorrows.His blessings on u & ur family.

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May Lord Krishna Come to Your home
May this janmashtami bring happiness
in ur life and hatred will be far apart
from ur life.Enjoy the festival with
love on ur heart and goodwishes
for others.” JAI SHRI KRISHNA ”

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gopal kala sms messages quotes

Are you looking for some nice sms/ messages / quotes on gopal kala, then here are some nice collection. Enjoy gopal kalahandi 2011.


Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy gokul ashtami & gopal kala

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Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare
He Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Tribhvan Ke Swami
Sakha Humare He Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Aapko gopal kala ki hardik Shubhkamnaye!

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Yashoda ka nandlala birij ka ujala hai.
Nand lal se to sara jag zilmilzye.
gopal kala ki haardik subhkaamnaye!

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Krishna jinka nam,
Gokul jinka dham,
Ase shree krrishn bhagwan ko,
Ham sab ka pranam.
Janmashtami ki shub kamnaye!
Jai Shree Krishna


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Nand Ghar Aanand Bhayo,
Jai kaniyaa Lal ki,
Haathi Ghoda Paalki,
Jai Kaniyaa Lal ki..
Janmashtami Ki Bahut Bahut Shubhkaamnaye!

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May Lord Krishna come to your house & take away all your Makhan - Mishri with all your worries & sorrows.
Happy Janmashtami

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May this Janmashtami bring happiness in your life
Hatred be far apart from your life.
Enjoy the festival with love on your heart and good wishes for others.
"Jai Shri Krishna"
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History & Fact of MARATHI language

१.झाशीच्या राणी लक्ष्मीबाई नेवाळकर

यांनी हिंदीत नव्हे तर मराठीतच मी माझी झाशी देणार नाही असे म्हटले आहे.

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२.रशिया,ऑस्ट्रेलियासह अनेक देशांमध्ये ४४ मराठी रेडीओ केंद्रे आहेत.
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३.हरयाणामध्ये १०.५ लाख मराठी राहतात.कराचीत(पाकिस्तान) नारायण जगन्नाथ विद्यालय मराठी शाळा असून इथले विद्यार्थी गुणवत्ता यादीत उत्तीर्ण होतात.

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४. मराठीप्रमाणॆ अन्य कुठल्याही भाषेतील साहित्यिकांचे दरवर्षी संमेलन होत नाही.


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५.मराठी भाषेत ४८ पेक्षा जास्त साहित्यप्रकार आहेत आणि १३० पेक्षा जास्त कलाप्रकार असून हा एक जागतिक विक्रम आहे.संगणकावर कंट्रोल पॅनेलमध्ये लोकेशन इंडीया केले तर सर्व कामे मराठी किंवा इतर भारतीय भाषांमध्ये सहज करता येतात.

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६.महाराष्ट्रातील काही इंग्रजी माध्यमातील शाळांनी गणित आणि विज्ञान हे विषय मराठीतच समजून देण्यास
सुरूवात केल्यानंतर विद्यार्थ्यांना ते विषय लवकर व चांगल्या पद्धतीने समजू लागले आहेत.


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७.देशाच्या आर्थिक उत्पन्नातील सर्वाधिक वाटा महाराष्ट्राचा आहे.

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८.सांगली व कोल्हापूरमधील मराठी माणसांचे चांदी शुद्ध करण्याचे कारखाने भारतातील महत्वांच्या शहरांमध्ये
मोठ्या प्रमाणावर आहेत.त्यांचा या व्यवसायात फ़ार मोठा वाटा आहे.


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९.पूर्वी अफ़गाणिस्तान ते कन्याकुमारी व बडॊदा ते बंगाल असे मराठी राज्य पसरले होते.तेव्हा सबंध भारतात मराठी भाषा प्रथम क्रमांकावर व तृतीय क्रमांकावर होती.आज मराठीचे स्थान दहावे आहे.
मराठी माणसांनी जास्तीत जास्त व्यवहार मराठीत केले तर ही गुणी भाषा वरच्या स्थानावर पोहोचेल.
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" येणाऱ्या प्रत्येक दिवसासाठी तयारीत राहा, सारख्याच जिद्दीनं त्यांना सामोरे जा

ऐरण होशील तेव्हा घाव सोस, हातोडा होशील तेव्हा घाव घाल "

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जय हिंद.........जय महाराष्ट्रा

funny facts of life sunny sayings

Checkout these funny facts of life.

 stone is enough to break a glass. 
1sentence is enough to break a heart. 
1sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???

 

 

A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.

 

My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: 
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated. 
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”

 

Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

 

 

Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"

 

 

Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31

 

Raksha bandhan sms quotes messages

Raksha bandhan Messages in Marathi

Rakhi Special -> जाहीर सूचना

नोटिस लागु दिंनाक 08/08/2011
आपण बस,ट्रेन,विमान किव्वा कुठेही प्रवासात असाल
आणि आपणास जर कुठल्याही महिलेच्या हातात
...फुल ,धागा ,चैन किव्वा चमकणारी कुठलीही वस्तु दिसली
तर त्वरित त्या वस्तु पासून लांब जा ....,
ती वस्तु ***राखी*** आसू शकते .....
तुमची थोडीशी लापरवाही तुम्हाला
''भाऊ'' बनवू शकते ......!

कृपया वरील सुचनेची नोंद घ्यावी .....!

जनहितार्थ लागू...

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Raksha bandhan Messages in Hindi

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

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Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!
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Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee
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Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree .....

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Raksha bandhan sms to brother

Are you looking for some nice sms / messages / quotes to send to your brother on occasion of Raksha Bandhan, then checkout following messages.

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest brother.

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God could not take care for the whole world so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thank-x for being my brother.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Raksha bandhan poem english

Checkout this nice poem for occasion of Raksha bandhan.

A sister's a sister forever,
A bond that diminishes never,
A friend who is kindly and caring,
A sibling God chooses for sharing.
Few ties as deep and profound
And with so much affection abound
Though some thoughts are seldom expressed
Love endures and survives every test.
Of the constants that rest in the heart,
A sister's a primary part.
She'll always be there when you need her-
You listen, you value, you heed her.
As growth, independence you ponder,
Your feelings grow deeper and fonder;
And life tells you one thing that is true:
A sister's a large part of you.

Happiness Happens Day quotes sayings

Today 8'th August, 2011 is Happiness Happens Day, This is founded in 1999 under the name of “Admit You’re Happy Day” by the Secret Society of Happy People. This is really very nice group and there aim and moto is very clear. They just want to spread happiness.

Happiness is contagious, so if you’re happy, tell someone! If someone else is happy, listen to them!

You can visit there website sohp[.]com.

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Here are some nice and encouraging sayings for happiness day.


Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
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Sometimes all you can do is walk away, hide your tears, and just pretend you're okay
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Nobody can take away ur pain.. so don't
let anyone take away ur happiness

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beer day wishes quotes sms messages

HAPPY BEER DAY



Today 5th august 2011, is International Beer Day. Let me write something important about beer today.
Do you know that having beer daily could actually be healthy. surprised? Yes it is.

2 glasses of beer for men and 1 glass for women everyday could actually be healthy? Beer is made from wheat, barley, water and yeast. An average beer contains zero cholesterol & fat but 13g carbohydrates and 25mg sodium along with the alcohol, it also contains some amount of proteins, calcium, potassium, phosphorus, vitamin B, B2 and B6. Our bidy needs regular supply of these items regularly. So drinking beer in limited quantity(lol) is healthy activity.

Keep your heart healthy
As per a research by the American Dietetic Association, beer is said to higher the good cholesterol levels – HDL and reduce the risks of blood clots by lowering fibrinogen and blood platelet aggregation.

proiduction of amino acid homocysteine is the major reason of heart diseases, Beer contains vitamin B6 which helps prevent the production of amino acid homocysteine.


Avoid kidney stones
According to a research published in the American Journal of Epidemiology, beer has been found to lower the risk of kidney stones.

Strongr bones
The Journal of Science of Food and Agriculture says that darker beers helps strengthening the bones as the large amounts of barley and hops helps improve the bone mineral density.

Anti aging
Beer helps increase the vitamin E quantity in the body, which is important for healthy skin and helps slow down the aging process.

Beer day quotes sms & wishes

watermelon day activities quotes games

Did any one heard about Watermelon Day, so here is some nice and important information about funny Watermelon Day.

• Place : National Watermelon Day is celebrated in the US on the 3rd of August every year.
• Although it not a true national day (which needs to be ratified by Congress), a lot of fun happens on this day.
• Activities & games : Its really very funny and joyful celebration. Wednesday, August 3rd, City Tap House is celebrating with watermelon beer, cocktails and a watermelon eating contest.
• On this day, several activities and games are organized with watermelon as the focal point. Needless to say, tons of watermelon is consumed on National Watermelon day.
• There are several activities on this day which involve highlighting the virtues of watermelon
• There are competitions like watermelon seed spitting competitions, and people hold watermelon parties

Watermelon day quotes/sms/messages

• When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
• Oh, my dear, it's a buffet. I have chicken a la king. I have cold turkey. I have hot rolls. I have cold ham. I have a big watermelon, all filled with fresh fruit.
• So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

Wish you all happy watermelon day.

inspirational good morning messages

“We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.”

                                                             Good Morning…

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Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,

 

Every problem comes to make us or break us,

 

Choice is our whether we become victim or victor..!!

 

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Truth is like oil in water. 

 

No matter how much water you add.. 

 

Oil always floats on the top.

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Smartness of a person can be judged by the way a person answers unexpected questions

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funny doctor jokes sms messages quotes

Hey are you looking for doctors jokes/sms. Stop your search here and checkout funniest doctor jokes on jokes-adda.

Doctor and lawyer jokes

A Doctor and lawyer loved same girl.

lawyer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: why??

lawyer : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Doctor Sardar

A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife’s going
To have her baby in the cab!" Dr. grabbed his stuff, rushed out to the cab,
Lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly
Dr. Sardar noticed that there were several cabs, and he was in the wrong one.

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A woman visited a Doctor.
Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am...

Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right?

Woman: How do you know?!

Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.

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Silly Doctor

Mr. Jones: Doctor, my son is having a problem.

He plugged up his ear and nose with chilies. Now he is screaming.

Doctor: That means he is not eating properly.

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Silly Patient

Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily.

Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house. Do I have to buy one?

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Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke

Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets.
Woman: When will he have these?
Doctor: It’s for you, not for him.
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Intelligent Student funny sms shayari

Checkout answers of smart students. super lol one.

Examiner- ye kon sa bird hai is ki tang dekh kar batao?
Student-mujhe nahin pata sir.
Examiner-tum fail ho gaye, apna name batao?
Student-le meri tang dekh kar bata.
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Question by Intelligent Student

If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..??

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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Exams Life

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le k parhenge dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhae light gai.
11pm- Ae Khuda! Bus pass kara de...
12pm- kal se pakka parhenge...

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Be A Programmer

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..."
And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class"); Getch( ); } Be A Programmer ... Think Differently _______________________________________________________________ Shayari of students

Kehdo un padhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi padha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chod dia kertay thay

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